yournamehere

I was out partying all night with a g/f once and, right after she had an orgasm from oral sex, she whispered, "I am SO horny - fuck me NOW," - and immediately passed out. I couldn't believe it - I was crouched between her legs just inches from paradise . . . . Needless to say, I was very depressed.

Not too depressed to obey an order, though

OK - just kidding - actually, I took matters into my own hands (after a somewhat lengthy battle with my conscience).

The next morning, she remembered what happened, and more than made up for it, and afterwards, we laughed about it. She did say, though, "Next time just fuck me anyway."

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I've never had that happen, but I can see it could.

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Angel

I don't get it! I am truly surprized how many have actually fallen asleep. I have never had a guy fall asleep on me when I was giving him head. Even my ex who I was with for years and received them drunk as can be never fell asleep. When I first read the subject line here I thought "oh hell no!" and I was sure there wouldn't be many yes answers. Boy was I wrong!
And as for me, I could never fall asleep while my man is going down on me. No way no how. I'm a wide awake bank and enjoying every single second.

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Sancho

one time i was in the middle of a decent blowjob not the best but i was seriously fighting to keep my eyes open i was tied adn it was kinda late, but man i had to practically hold them open with my hands

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final_identity

I've fallen asleep while receiving a BJ, and tend to get spacey -- it's just ... soooo ... re...LAXing ... mmm ...

As to women taking "too darn long" to get horny, maybe you're trying to get them in the mood starting at 10 pm. Good sex at 11 pm is generally assured by initiating a seething seduction at 10 *A*m. It's not the manual stimulation that was taking too long; it was all the rest.

At least, that's my suggestion. In my experience, when a girl's really "into" me, the whole "dangit when WILL she be ready" thing is JUST NOT AN ISSUE. But then again, maybe I'm irresistible and you're a fright.

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Averett

That's pretty much true

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yournamehere that was funny as hell

Rippley

Yawned, deeply, while my gf was riding me once...she had just woken me up and I was feeling all stretchy and stuff. Took some cuddling and apologizing after...I made it up to her, though

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Eugeni

Never happened to me but if it did, I don't think I would make a big deal of it. I wonder if my gf would. I don't think so. I would find the situation funny but maybe that's because it's never happened to me.

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xtreemmar1ne

Lol, gotta admit I've done it. I had been up for two days straight between both my jobs and school. My girl was in the mood and we were going for round two. She threw me back on the bed and wouldn't let me move. Lol, sure enough, I was fighting it for all I was worth, but next thing I know im passed out. Needless to say, she wasn't too happy, and i got teased about that one for a while, but I made it up to her the next night.

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Shades

Never fallen asleep, but a few related stories-

My ex and I thought it would be nice to, at least once, just try having sex with the other person when they were asleep. I mean, if waking up to oral was good, what's the next logical step? So she surprised me first. I wake out of a deep sleep to hear her whisper "You're so hot, I can't stay off." And then she's on top, and going pretty hard. The problem with this scenario is that, I'm the world's deepest sleeper. I was in and out for a good portion, and she was exhausted long before I felt anywhere near finishing. She was really nice about it though, even wiped me off.

When it was my turn, I woke up in the middle of the night when she moved my hand from her bellow to right on her panties. I determine that she's asleep, or faking it real well, but has never the less just given me the green signal. I will later learn that she was having difficulty breathing from my arm's weight. So I start manually warming her up, and get things to a boil pretty fast, I must say. I then wipe my hand off and. . .fall asleep. The next day, she asked if I had "done anything" while she was asleep. It was pretty funny.

I'm so hard to wake up, that she usually resorted to female wiles in the morning. For example, it was very common for her to take my hand and place it on one of her breasts. Or to start rubbing my dick. Or both. Even then, it's hard for me to open my eyes.

One time, when she was on top, we finished. Then she looked at me, smiled, and without a word, collapsed onto my chest and started fake snoring loudly. I honestly don't think I have ever laughed so hard, nor will again.

And finally, there was the time that she woke me up several hours before we had set the alarm, shagged me rotten, fell promptly asleep, and later claimed to have been "sleep fucking" and how could I have taken advantage. I'm not kidding.

ncr39p

Well, I'm one of those heels who actually have fallen asleep during a BJ. It's not a commentary on her skill, more of a "Wow, this feels incredibly soothing, and I'm exhausted."

She was cool with it, teased me a bit about it later, but it really was a wonderful nap.

I suppose it's helpful that I gave her some good luvin' when I woke up...

la petite moi

Yeah, I think he just got a little TOO comfortable. ^_-

LiquidSquid

Haven't totally fallen asleep, and I don't think she noticed, but embarassing nonetheless. We were watching a movie and she decided to go down on me, and it was good for a while...until I started watching the movie. Donnie Darko, I recommend it. Anyways, after a couple of minutes (luckily it was only that long) I sort of snapped out of it. Just thinking "What's going on down the-....oh, right!" I hope not to repeat it.

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Hrothgar

I fell asleep going down on my girlfriend once. It was 4am though and we had been going at it all night.

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unoaman

Are you kidding me? That would be like realizing you had just won the 27 state lottery, and going to sleep before you could quit your job!

Uuudar

I suppose the only time I've come close to doing this was I went partying with my girlfriend...I had a ton to drink and I guess I blacked out for a good amount of time. All I know is I woke up naked in my bed confused as hell as to why I was naked. She said I literally passed out right after I came. No memory of that haha.

roofles

I once passed out going down on my gf. Not just once either but it kept happening. I had been on the greyhound for 23 hours and hadn't slept the night before either. She and I got down to business as soon as I got into town. Its kind of like when youre so god damn tired that your head just falls forward but you wake up from the falling action, know what I mean? Anyway, she didn't know that I just kept conking out ever minute or so on her. She was so sweet and accomodating "Its ok if your tired you don't have to." Needless to say I refused to stop until what I set out to do was done

Gotta admit its pretty comfy down there, warm with soft smooth legs on both sides. Not a bad place to sleep


Oh, forgot about the actual question...no but depending on her pace it can be SOOOOooo relaxing.

sillypuddy

ya happened to me once..

I had a really long day, 1/2 at a theme park, rushed over to a friend's wedding.. and then back at the hotel, while my gf was giving me head, I started to fall asleep and snore.. she was kinda pissed, and said, "ARE YOU FALLING ASLEEP?!?!" I was too tired to respond and just turned over and fell asleep. She was understanding in the morning though.

todd

Reading some of the replies reminded me of something that happened to a friend of mine. He was at his girlfriends house, and the phone rang right in the middle of the blowjob...

...she stopped to answer it.

It was her friend wondering if she had 'done it' yet.

Dawson70

I have consumed a 5th of Jack Daniels and STILL managed to stay alert for the BJ. Falling asleep during a treat like a BJ is like finding a winning Lotto ticket on the street and returning it to the dumb ass who lost it. Just doesn't happen here!

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