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0 | 113 | 19.19% | |
1 | 139 | 23.60% | |
2-5 | 158 | 26.83% | |
6-10 | 78 | 13.24% | |
11-15 | 24 | 4.07% | |
16-20 | 18 | 3.06% | |
21+ | 59 | 10.02% | |
Voters: 589. You may not vote on this poll |
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04-08-2004, 07:18 AM | #43 (permalink) |
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Location: Philadelphia, PA
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I spent a very active youth sowing my wild oats. I travelled the world, sowing, to be honest. Getting women was never a problem for me. I was, to be very honest a real prick, too. I could not be trusted around my friends wives and girlfriends. If the opportunity came up, I would bed them in a heartbeat. I wouldn't touch their daughters unless they were over 18, but their wives and girlfriends were fair game and I did a lot of them.
I was a miserable prick. What you would call a "Cocksman". When I sobered up, I stopped all that and figured out why I behaved as I did. I won't go into that here, but, before she married me, my wife demanded that I tell here exactly how many women I had had sex with. She wanted a specific number and even names and places and dates in case one day there was a knock at the door (or a lot of knocks at the door) and somebody showed up claiming to be my kid(s), she wouldn't be surprised. It took me quite a while but I added them all up and got her her list and it freaking shocked me! I lost my cherry at 17 and married my wife when I was 30. In the years between, while travelling the world and going girl crazy, I managed to screw 282 women. Making out and hand jobs and blow jobs without screwing totalled another 306. Since I have been married and Sober, I have been monogamous and happy as hell - I landed a really great Irish chick. And to her credit (or insanity), she married me in spite of my past!
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04-08-2004, 08:02 AM | #46 (permalink) |
Thats MR. Muffin Face now
Location: Everywhere work sends me
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282?!?!?
Well, Im happy to hear that you're happy now, and that you've found an irish wife (best combo.. forgiving, but won't put up with shit *g*)
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04-08-2004, 09:00 AM | #47 (permalink) |
bAck iN aCtiOn!
Location: in my imagination
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two for me, but as far as the second one goes, i'd rather the number be one. no biggie, though.
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04-09-2004, 04:48 PM | #49 (permalink) |
Degenerate
Location: San Marvelous
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I think around 30. In 16 years time. Two a year on average. Not bad. Starting at age 14 and ending at age 30, when I got married. Women really were attracted to me during my twenties. Boy how times have changed. I haven't had a woman come on to me since Reagan was president. Yikes! Will someone please bring me some hemlock.
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04-09-2004, 11:34 PM | #51 (permalink) |
Tilted
Location: Seattle
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over 100 but it is not as cool as it sounds. I stopped fooling around so much when I was 28. Between 15 and 22 I had some magical jedi power to have sex with pretty much anyone I was attracted to. Left a ton to be desired in the emotional department though.
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04-11-2004, 08:33 PM | #60 (permalink) |
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Location: Amish-land, PA
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in the neighborhood of about 35.
What I want to know is: how can you guys go your entire life without wondering what it would be like to sleep with only one person your entire life. Isn't there any doubt there? What if they are really bad in bed, and you just don't know it? Even now that I'm seriously dating someone, my girlfriend or I occasionally bring home a new person to have fun with (usually while together). It just makes life worth living.
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04-15-2004, 02:15 PM | #63 (permalink) | |
Huzzah for Welcome Week, Much beer shall I imbibe.
Location: UCSB
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Quote:
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I'm leaving for the University of California: Santa Barbara in 5 hours, give me your best college advice - things I need, good ideas, bad ideas, nooky, ect. Originally Posted by Norseman on another forum: "Yeah, the problem with the world is the stupid people are all cocksure of themselves and the intellectuals are full of doubt." |
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04-19-2004, 01:48 PM | #65 (permalink) |
follower of the child's crusade?
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Im just going to say 2 - 5, because it sounds better than 2
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04-19-2004, 02:26 PM | #66 (permalink) |
young and in bloom
Location: under the bodhi tree.... *bling*
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realizing a small number is an okay thing, kinda bothered me due to the feeling of lack of diversity and experience. glad i realized otherwise... a few friends made me understand what its like the other way around.
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04-19-2004, 06:37 PM | #68 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: North of Detroit, just south of Heaven
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Well I feel a bit better now, seeing I am in the average range...LOL
The wife and I was just talking about this the other day, was doing a retrospective of my life (closing in on 40). And was feeling a bit down, cause I had only been with three girls, including her, and the other two were one timers. And she had a lot more experience than me, to tell the truth…she taught me everything I know. But still, I wish I would had been a bit more adventurous in my younger years…yep if I only knew then what I know now. |
04-19-2004, 06:40 PM | #69 (permalink) |
"Afternoon everybody." "NORM!"
Location: Poland, Ohio // Clarion University of PA.
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My zeroness shall go down in the record books along with
Sir Isaac Newton. We should all look up to him for more than just his mathematics :P
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04-21-2004, 10:56 AM | #73 (permalink) |
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Location: Native America
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I have been with 1 man, my husband, and 1 woman. As a matter of fact, the only 2 people I've kissed are that same man and woman.
I used to be really curious about sex with another man, kind of just to say I'd done it. But after many years (12) with my husband I realize that I have everything I need and that it's really special that we have such a unique relationship. He was there with me when I was with the woman (not a 3some though) so even that was just an extension of our relationship. Something we did for each other in a lot of ways. I am really surprised to see all these other people who have only been with their spouses, too. I thought we were unique! :P
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04-21-2004, 11:31 AM | #74 (permalink) |
narcissist
Location: looking in a mirror
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edit: I'm at 3.
Two serious relationships (one 1.5 years, the other 3 years). The third was a girl that I have very strong feelings about, but lives 14 hours away. Quite possibly the best I've had (at least that I can remember).
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it's all about self-indulgence Last edited by majik_6; 05-03-2004 at 03:56 PM.. |
04-24-2004, 06:30 PM | #75 (permalink) |
Upright
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hehe
8 here
* Puppylove (11 month lationship) * First real g/f (23 month relationship) * One night stand (damn you alcohol) * Another g/f (4 month relationship) * Another g/f (1 month relationship) * Fuckbuddy (6 times in 6 months) * Fuckbuddy (3 times in 3 days) * Another g/f (3 month relationship) And still not satisfied... (sounds bad, doesn't it) Waiting on 3some... that would bring total to 10 hehe Last edited by ozzybogan; 04-24-2004 at 06:38 PM.. |
04-28-2004, 03:08 PM | #79 (permalink) | |
Huzzah for Welcome Week, Much beer shall I imbibe.
Location: UCSB
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I'm leaving for the University of California: Santa Barbara in 5 hours, give me your best college advice - things I need, good ideas, bad ideas, nooky, ect. Originally Posted by Norseman on another forum: "Yeah, the problem with the world is the stupid people are all cocksure of themselves and the intellectuals are full of doubt." |
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