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GeneralKruge 04-22-2004 12:41 AM

I'd definitely give it a >try<, just to see what it was like. We all like a little variety when "relaxing with our thoughts," but we also all have a definite favorite technique. Having my own crotch in my face might not be as fun as looking at porn whilst getting myself off.

Captain Canada 05-06-2004 09:28 PM

I dont think I would if I could.

la petite moi 05-06-2004 09:38 PM

Heheh...Nwlinkvxd has done it. He doesn't like the taste of himself. :lol:

Arsenic7 05-06-2004 09:55 PM

Er, I'd try it. I don't see how you could say that giving yourself oral sex would be any worse than giving yourself a handjob, which is what masturbation is. I mean, seriously, are you saying that getting a handjob from another guy wouldn't make you gay but getting a blow job would? That's just loony.

And as for being made this way for a reason...well, if we COULD give ourselves a blow job, wouldn't that mean that we were made that way? Not to mention the fact that people use plenty of non sexual organs in the sex act. What's so special about your lips, anyhow? Why kiss people with them? Your mouth is the dirtiest 'organ' on your body, dirtier than your anus or anything else. The answer is: it just feels good.

If I could give myself a blowjob, and it felt good, I don't see why I wouldn't do it.

Tuffy_McGee 05-07-2004 10:44 PM

Realistically though; masturbation is all about sexual pleasure and release.

How comfortable are you going to be if you're bent over as far as you can go and you're working on yourself?

That sounds stressfull hard and crappy.

Guy Spenzz 05-08-2004 07:31 AM

I can kiss my thigh so I know I could but im never going to, besides I already have someone to do it for me.

Met22 05-08-2004 08:54 AM

Use to but can't anymore.
Getting old is rough

Xsas 05-08-2004 09:12 AM

Would you give a guy a handjob?

No, so why do you give yourself one?

blindawg 05-11-2004 11:48 AM

IS there any question about this..

Can you say... Hell Yeah!

saltfish 05-11-2004 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halx
i would never leave the house..

and of course it's not gay.. it's masturbation

If there is ANYONE here who has the 'equipment' to pull this off, it's this guy. Hell, I wouldn't be suprised if he could.

;)

-SF

MageB420666 05-13-2004 11:55 AM

I would definitly do it, but I would have to finish off with my hand.

EVIDENT 05-16-2004 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JStrider
i know Ron Jeremy did in one of his movies...
You sure about that man? He's a pretty big guy. I doubt he could get anywhere close.

I could just as I was startin' puberty. It hurt my back and neck like hell and simply wasn't as good as plain old jerkin'.

singledeuce 05-18-2004 08:05 AM

That's totally GAY! Hello...guy's dick + guy's mouth = GAY SEX!

herostar 05-18-2004 01:02 PM

fuck ya, I've tried, but it's a long ways down there...

ZenkiChica 05-18-2004 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by singledeuce
That's totally GAY! Hello...guy's dick + guy's mouth = GAY SEX!
yea but guys dick + another guy's hand = gay, and i'm assuming you masturbate??

146519 05-18-2004 02:09 PM

No way, that's nasty. I guess going down on a girl is logically worse, but I actually enjoy that because of the repsonse.

kpizz13 05-19-2004 05:51 PM

one of my friends said he could and i didn't believe him, he demonstrated (not really, he was clothed) and he certainly can twist that way. i asked and he said that he only swallowed once, but it's not htat pleasant, but worth it.

RubberSouls 05-20-2004 09:20 AM

Hell fucking yes.

livingfossil 05-21-2004 04:53 PM

I've too damn many ribs, alas.

Conclamo Ludus 05-21-2004 05:05 PM

Special occasions only. Like my anniversary with myself, Valentine's Day, and Sweetest Day, but only if I at least buy myself some flowers.

Psycho Dad 05-22-2004 11:44 AM

That is one of those things where I see no benefit from. You are still getting a blow job from a guy, and you have to suck a dick to get it. There is no way to win here.

RubberSouls 05-22-2004 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Psycho Dad
That is one of those things where I see no benefit from. You are still getting a blow job from a guy, and you have to suck a dick to get it. There is no way to win here.
You don't masturbate/enjoy masturbation?

If you use your hand, you're still getting a hand job from a guy.

HeAtHeN 05-22-2004 08:37 PM

I wouldn't... I know where it's been ;)

Hrothgar 05-22-2004 11:04 PM

Nope. In this instance i would rather receive then give.

Weezil 05-25-2004 01:38 AM

I think Andrew Dice Clay answered this question:

"So this chick was sucking my dick, right. And she says to me, 'But Dice, why do I always have to suck your DICK?'

So I says, 'Because I can't.'"

shabalah 05-25-2004 01:34 PM

I don't think I could do it...just too weird :hmm:

digip 05-26-2004 12:59 AM

Can, have, do... Not Gay, atleast any more gay than masterbating

RubberSouls 05-27-2004 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by digip
Can, have, do
I envy you.

twilk 08-09-2004 08:35 AM

how would one even attempt this?

animosity 08-09-2004 08:42 AM

I can, I have, but I dont... maybe cause I dont like the off chance of someone walking in on me going down on myself. but mainly just because its a lot of trouble.

I didnt vote cause well there is not an option for me.


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