Slave auction problem
 

This question is kinda for the ladies more than the guys. Soon I'm going to be in a slave auction fund raiser and I need a good idea for a costume to wear or an act to use. I'm 6'1" bout 160 pounds, kind of a skinny guy, I mainly want to make the girls laugh and just have a good time. Any past experiences you may have had would help out too. Thanks all :)

slave auction?

-Robert

I think what he means by "slave auction" is an auction where women bid for men, and if they get the winning bid, the men are their slaves for the night? Correct me if I'm wrong :)

Poor choice of words though :)

Oh, and to answer the question, go nekkid. Chicks dig nekkid guys :)

Damn i'd love to be part of one of those..

You can always go as a fireman and play around with the hose a bit.

Its basically a fund raiser, the girls bid on the guys and if they win the guys have to take the girl to a big party...btw prolly most of the participants and bidders will be pretty drunk.

Shoot, just wrap up in a white sheet and go TOGA.

nothing but a codpiece... and lots of oil, go for the "damn-near-naked glistening guy" ;)

On halloween in 1981, there was a guy in Urbana, IL dressed all in white with a copper tube spiraled from his head to his knees. It had 3 letters to give you a clue as to what he was supposed to be, they were.........




IUD.... everyone busted out laughing as he walked by.

Dark brown makeup, shackles, and tattered loincloth.

Riiight the other kind of slave auction...

Dress sharp, a full suit and some flowers.

Go for the homoerotic, George Michaels style policeman.

That really wasn't funny.

LOL... you're right. Your response was much funnier :)

maybe you could go as a boxer... Chicks dig those right?

Banana + Leather pants

Im sure your superior fruit will entice the women...:p

Anything crotchless.

Wear a full body suit covered with sponges (the cheap, multi-colored kind that are sold by the bag).

Be Spongeman. You'll be a hit with the ladies.

I reckon you should go wearing only the biggest blackest strap on you could buy. You get the laughs but also the girls thinking and it could also be a good conversation starter. If that doesnt get you a good price I dont know what will. Hehehehe

Or chaps- regular pants in the front- your bare ass in the back. Crowd-pleaser. ;)

if you're going into it with a couple other guys, do the village people thing (a cop, construction worker, biker, soldier, and indian)