aphex140

WTF are they about how do they work ?

Completely at a loss with regard to these

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Dil

its acouple of balls sizes are depending on how extreme you wanna go for, and they are a certain distance away for each other, and its just stretching the anus, and closeing it back up, apart from that, yer, ball on a string

Panther_Ninja

lol good description

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MSD

You put them in, and when they're pulled out, think of it as running your prostate across a washboard (prostate stimulation feels really good)

moonstrucksoul

i saw a flick with a chic and a whole string of them, she seemed to orgasm every time the dude pulled one out. looked like fun

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Strange Famous

sounds frightening! Ive never heard of anything like this before!

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stevie667

i know a few people who swear by them.
apparently, when you pull them out just before orgasm, it stimulates the nerves around the anus, giving a hejibously large amount of fun (read screaming orgasm) at the same time.

bparker805

But remember not to pull them out like you were strarting a lawn mower...

amge

Yeah that's a sure fire way of blowing the O ring.

World's King

"Honey don't move... I lost the anal beads... "

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arch13

An example of gradualy sized beads. anal beads come in a size range like this example, or three to five on a string of the same size.
They come in all variety's of material from silicon to plastic to glass.
In males they stimulate the prostate and can produce powerful orgasms and aid in becoming erect for multipile orgasms. there is also undocumented evidence that prostate stimulation may lead ro multipule orgasms for men. I'm not sure what the truth level there is though.
For women they provide a "filled" feeling and the stimulation of the muscles in her anus as they are slowley pulled out.

Here's an example:

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WarWagon

They also make dildo's that provide a similar effect. Its basically the same thing that arch13 posted, only they're closer together and held rigidly in place.

qtpye4u84

Do guys use them i know my boy friend would freak out if i even mentioned them but i heard theres a gland in there that feels good but my boy friend is kinda phobic of things that might seem swining the other way. I saw a chic using them but she just kept them there I was thinking about getting some but i want small balls cause i thought it would help me learn how to relax the spentor so when my man ever wanted to go into the back door It would not be as painful cause when i am on my period i can still have some sort or sex since my man is afraid of blood the balls would help me get use to it head is always good for around that time of the month too.

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Aladdin Sane

QTpie you sound like my kinda girl. So open to trying things... that's sexy!

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b1naryb0r1s

bparker805 ...the mental image i had of that was absolutely hilarious. thanks for the laugh.

Tholo

Anyone have any suggestions on specific anal bead prodcuts? =)

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WarWagon

qtpye4u84: Yes, guys also use them. They stimulate the male prostate, which can create some of the most intense orgasms possible.

Zander

OMFG I heard this sick story of this chick who had some in, but this guy pulled them out too fast and she SHAT ALL OVER HIM.

Disfuckinggusting.

Billy Ocean

Ahhhh the old shat beads eh? YEah the beads are not always as glamorous as they sound. I've seen things go wrong and it's not a pretty site.

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james t kirk

OH YEAH.

I have a very fond memory of anal beads!!!

I had a female friend who was very creative sexually.

One time, whilst going down on my, she was gently inserting some well lubed, albeit somewhat large balls into my ass. (Who am I to say no?)

She kept sucking my cock and gently pushing these anal beads in.

Then, at the moment i started to shoot in her mouth she pulled them out. I just about feinted from the sensation. It felt like my guts were coming out of my cock. Seriously, I practically passed out and the room was just spinning.

I highly reccomend them.

james t kirk

As with any anal play, there are a couple of rules of thumb.

As i understand it, there are two spincters involved.

The first one, your anus, is under conscious control. In other words, you have control over when you go.

The second one, higher up is an autonomic reflex much like breathing. When the time is right, (and you have no control over this), the body opens it, and the contents are stored in the rectum ready for evacuation. (I.e. you go to the bathroom at a time you so choose.) That's when you know you have to go.

So the secret to lack of mess is quite simple.

Go to the bathroom before you engage in anal play. And if you really want to be clean, you can go the porn star route and give yourself an enema.

Let's just say if the contents of your lower intestine are ready to be expelled, then you don't want to be engaging in anal play because they are just inside the back door.

Strange Famous

This is why I just dont find any of this sort of thing sexy! ^

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Lebell

Don't knock it until you've tried it

Anal play is VERY stimulating and I highly recommend it.

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SiphonX

weird, not my cup of tea.

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illesturban

hmm... interesting.

I for one know that prostate stimulation can be very powerful and am usually down for any of the sort but I haven't been able to talk myself into anal beads or the like yet. Who knows...

toxic515

They can be a lot of fun used on either sex. Some people find the ones with the string uncomfortable, and may prefer a more rigid dildo type of effect. It certainly intensifies things a LOT. just be certain to use them with care, including plenty of lube and warm up, so that it's not an unpleasant, or unhealthy experience. I'll not attempt to address the physiology here, as much of it has been covered, but they can be a mind bending experience when properly used.

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MadHatder

Anyone that is considering anal beads, please read:

http://www.mentaldischarge.com/?sect...tchfest&id=500

WarWagon

That certainly seems like a pretty useless article. I hardly think that "being lazy" is the reason why there are millions of dollars worth of sex toys purchased every year. Those who are willing to use sex toys are typically the ones far more active than the rest, who often just plop themselves in the missionary position, and look at sex as more of a chore than an act of pleasure.

digme

you know, I'm really tempted to just show up at home one night with a big sack of toys, and telling my girlfriend to take the next week off.

as you can tell, these kindof threads make me horny

qtpye4u84

LOl if you brought home a big bag of things with out talking about it first she might not be so happy so bring the subject up then one rainy day go ahead introduce them to her I know i love all the toys i have but its kinda inbarassing to go to a porn shop for me,
see I want to make my man happy with the anal thing like with my finger or some thing but he wont even let me go close to his crack, he doesnt really like me licking his balls either he likes new pasistions in all but how can i get him to let me play with him in new ways???? I am very kinky and my drive is high so i always want to do some thing

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illesturban

WHAT!? I'll tell you what you need to do... LEAVE his ass and come down to TEXAS BABY! hahaha. But he's no fun... he doesn't even want you lickin the balls? That's the BEST! Yeah, Oregon is the wrong place for you, let me know if you ever move down to Texas. hehehe.

agball

Right when she is having the big O pull them out.

troit

I once had an oriental massage where she stuck a couple of fingers up there and "tickled" my prostate

I must admit it was one of the most powerful orgasm of my life

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illesturban

^huh!? and uhhh where did you go to get this??? hehehe I had no idea this sort of place existed... interesting!

nukeu666

i recall they were also used in 'rama revealed'-arthur c clarke then kim had to bribe the chief of security
i had no idea what they were then

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ain't gonna be no beads up my anus!

james t kirk

Hey man, don't knock the missionary position.

It's my favourite. By far in fact.

And I have quite the collection of toys at home too.