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Old 02-25-2004, 03:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Games you play...

OK, i think i may be going out on a limb here

Small Anecdote: (not particulary important skip if you want)
When we used to go holidaying, as a family, we'd normally be driving to some remote location (probably down south) to go camping and such in tents and our caravan. Anywho, given the boring journey of 7-8 hours, it would warrant such mind numbing games as Eye-Spy, Alphabet Game and other such tedium.

One game though, i don't know how universally known it was, was The Next 5 cars are mine, or to that effect. Basically, the premise was that the next 5 cars to drive past us, going the other way would metaphorically belong to whoever's turn it was, and after the 5 increments, it's the next persons go. Although seemingly quite boring, the suspense inbetween cars and antipaction of what you where going to get was similar to the adrenaline rush of falling out of a plane.....well not really

Also wooing at whoever got a good car and giving crap to whoever got a shit car was the main laugh and fun about the game. Generally, the bourgeois ( ) cars weren't much fun.

Now, i am not 10 anymore, so now, well moreso today i guess, i am playing a similar game (with my superficial hat on )

BACK TO THE MAIN POINT

So, just for a hoot, today, i was playing that the next 5 girls who walk by or are in my vacinity, i get to sleep with Although, of course, not literally; too both my dismay and joy (that's the game element!) (note: remember i had my superficial hat on!)

Also, this was done whilst walking around the supermarket, to uni, to work and to anf from the bus; so just walking around in public and going to my next location?.

So, along with making my other nonsensical observations, just walking to places, i found this new little game was actually fun to play! Although i am both easily amused and a little weird...so?
(hence this thread ;p )

Just wondering if i am alone or completely alone with this basically wondering if anyone else has any kind of games of similar vein to this. It makes the standard ogling of women or your prefered whatever, a little different and basically a game where you can win and loose (only to be played in a superificial frame of mind, or with your superficial hat on whilst you're walking around wherever...

I might play, tomorrow, a game i think i saw on Sex And The City but it could've been something else; where you have to tally the next 100 (or another number) people (or given sex) that walk past you, and determine if you'd sleep with them or not. Games are fun

....sorry

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Old 02-25-2004, 04:33 AM   #2 (permalink)
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You amuse me Sleepyjack!

the closest I've come to the game you described is judging members of the opposite sex with friends. But I feel a little uneasy doing that, so I've only done it once or twice. I usually keep the girls to myself now!
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Old 02-25-2004, 01:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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"Which one's the Ho?"

This game was lifted from a Margaret Cho comedy routine, but...

Our favorite happy hour pastime is "Which one's the Ho?". Take any group of exactly three girls (or guys) at random and determine, through the observation of mannerisms and overall appearance, which one is the "nice one", which one is the "smart one", and which one is "the ho". They are relative and mutually exclusive, so players must select one of each.

Once each person in your group makes their decision, you announce your decision and compare reasons. Significant insight can be gained by playing the game in mixed company.
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Old 02-25-2004, 04:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: "Which one's the Ho?"

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This game was lifted from a Margaret Cho comedy routine, but...

Our favorite happy hour pastime is "Which one's the Ho?". Take any group of exactly three girls (or guys) at random and determine, through the observation of mannerisms and overall appearance, which one is the "nice one", which one is the "smart one", and which one is "the ho". They are relative and mutually exclusive, so players must select one of each.

Once each person in your group makes their decision, you announce your decision and compare reasons. Significant insight can be gained by playing the game in mixed company.
hahaha.... I like that one. Might be worth some laughs the next time I go out for some drinks.
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Old 02-25-2004, 04:50 PM   #5 (permalink)
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what you need to do is get a life.. and meet real women
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Old 02-25-2004, 07:01 PM   #6 (permalink)
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what you need to do is get a life.. and meet real women
Get a Life is the most frivolous nonsensical term i've ever heard
Remember kids, that life isn't all the same. There's not a mold of it, in which you can get
Although it might be nice to have everything predetermined and expected of you, so then you don't have to think/learn/ experience anything for yourself?

Heh, i don't actually do this all the time; i was just saying, also related to my anecdote, that whilst walking around or going somewhere, just to break any kind of boredom or tedium, you can do something seemingly fucking stupid like this for a laugh. Shit, why do i feel the need to defend or explain myself?

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Our favorite happy hour pastime is "Which one's the Ho?". Take any group of exactly three girls (or guys) at random and determine, through the observation of mannerisms and overall appearance, which one is the "nice one", which one is the "smart one", and which one is "the ho". They are relative and mutually exclusive, so players must select one of each.

Once each person in your group makes their decision, you announce your decision and compare reasons. Significant insight can be gained by playing the game in mixed company.
Very good

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hahaha.... I like that one. Might be worth some laughs the next time I go out for some drinks.
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You amuse me Sleepyjack!
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Old 02-25-2004, 09:41 PM   #7 (permalink)
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hey sleepyjack, we played that car game on long trips, but since there were 5 and sometimes more kids in the car, we each only got like 1 or 2 cars per turn. but yeah it's alot of fun. plus the states license plate game....you try to see how many states out of 50 you can find on the road on license plates. fun times
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Old 02-25-2004, 10:41 PM   #8 (permalink)
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A game I used to play with my ex was to sit somewhere public, and as each person walked by, to assign them a drug based on their mannerisms and appearance. For example, you assign the artsy looking middle aged woman acid. The crazy hobo gets PCP. The jittery skinny girl gets cocaine. It's always interesting.
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Old 02-26-2004, 10:21 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I don't really play games about people, per se, but lurkette and I definitely remark on cute girls we encounter when we're out in public. Having a bisexual wife rules.

One game that's still pretty fun is to make up phrases with words starting with the letters from the letters in the license plates you see on the road. AFU 152 becomes "All Fucked Up". S'fun.
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Old 02-26-2004, 11:16 AM   #10 (permalink)
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A sexual game Ive played with girlfriends is to try and get each other turned on in public. You only win when it is visible such as hard nipples or erection.

One game I play with a couple of mates of mine is to try to embaress each other in public. Since we are all extremely hard to embarress it has taken the form of an art now. Such things might include (all in a crowded space): "I cant believe you had oral sex with her. Man she's your mum!!!" or "Why did you suck his dick if it was green?" etc

Almostaugust and I are nightportors at a hotel. One of the best things about this job is that there is no one else in the hotel for most of the time we are working. I went over to visit him the other day and we got talking about the timeslides episode of Red Dwarf. How they make up heaps wierd games to pass the time like playing polo on unicycles with french loaves and a beach ball or soaping up a ramp and playing slalom through flags etc. We decided to make up our own game. So we found a couple of umbrella's and a tennis ball in the hotel. We created a golf course of sorts. We had to use the umbrella's like a pool cue to hit the tennis ball through an assortment of complicated obstical courses (eg down stairs, off balconies and through swinging arms). We would each adopt different strategies in order to win. It ended up being so fun.
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Old 02-26-2004, 12:56 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I generally play the "I'm just looking" game. It involves going into book and computer stores, and successfully coming out with all the money I went in with. It used to be very hard to win, but I'm getting better at it with time.

(edit) Waitaminut... this is the Sexuality forum. Lesseee.... sexual games that I play... How about "get a hole in one"? Can't say I've played sexual games.

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