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Old 03-24-2005, 05:14 PM   #81 (permalink)
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My ex was a 20 year old Virgin girl who loved sports ... and she would giggle uncontrollably when I would french her... so hot and innocent... She also swollows ... always a plus. Then I cheated on her and don't remember it cuz I was so drunk ... but thats a story for another time.
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Old 03-25-2005, 03:09 PM   #82 (permalink)
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I miss spooning and then all of a sudden some thing pop's up. Or I liked the fact that he wanted to put it in my butt a lot "oh gosh that was so great."
I don't miss the nasty BO smell he had going on down there(I told him he needed some kind of man spray for down there, it made me want to barf when I would give him head but I was a trooper(kinda miss what his body smelled like after a shower though)
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Old 03-25-2005, 03:12 PM   #83 (permalink)
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Old 03-28-2005, 09:51 PM   #84 (permalink)
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I'm 20 and have only slept with two women.

The first was Chinese, and sorry to bring up a racial stereotype, but I miss her really, REALLY tight pussy.

I miss two things about my other ex. First and foremost were her big, HUMONGOUS yet natural titties. I literally used them as pillows when I would sleep with her. Second, I miss her devotion to me. She made me feel like I was really worth something.
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Old 03-29-2005, 09:37 AM   #85 (permalink)
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His ass fixation. Doesn't matter where we were, if he wanted to grab my ass he would. I miss the showers too. When he would wash my hair for me, I felt so loved.
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Old 03-29-2005, 09:46 AM   #86 (permalink)
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i miss the pain, the kicking, smacking, punching.

Heh she was very physical god felt good leaving with a bunch of bruises
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Old 03-29-2005, 10:01 AM   #87 (permalink)
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Her breasts. . . she still has awesome tits, I've hardly seen their like even in prono. . . aren't I boring?
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Old 03-29-2005, 10:20 AM   #88 (permalink)
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One of my ex's handjobs. She'd give me a full body massage and when she was finished she'd tell me to roll onto my back so she could "finish". We used to joke that she must've been a guy in a previous life becuase she knew exactly what to do. She really enjoyed it too... to the extent of stroking me for 15-20 minutes while I just laid back and enjoyed it.
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Old 03-29-2005, 02:34 PM   #89 (permalink)
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My college girlfriend, oh how I miss that clean shaven pussy, and that great anal sex. What was I thinking!
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Old 03-31-2005, 02:14 PM   #90 (permalink)
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...her perfect boobies. They were such fun.
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Old 04-01-2005, 12:04 AM   #91 (permalink)
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I miss the way she would get horny when it rained.
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Old 04-04-2005, 04:58 PM   #92 (permalink)
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The fact that she was a girl.......
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Old 04-04-2005, 09:13 PM   #93 (permalink)
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his height, he was 6'5" . . . and it was just so sexy, the way he would run his fingers along my face before he kissed me.
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Old 04-05-2005, 11:41 PM   #94 (permalink)
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sexual? not a single fuckin thing, she was TERRIBLE in bed, to say the least..ugh
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Old 04-06-2005, 09:31 AM   #95 (permalink)
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Good hand jobs. Terrible and very infrequent sex, but good hand jobs.
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Old 04-06-2005, 11:14 AM   #96 (permalink)
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her vagina it was just perfect no labia sticking out or anything......
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Old 04-15-2005, 09:10 PM   #97 (permalink)
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My ex had special kisses for when she was wanting to mess around.
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Old 04-16-2005, 01:27 AM   #98 (permalink)
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When I was 19, I dated a 16 year old high school cheerleader that loved anal sex

Now I am married to a woman who hates it.
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Old 04-18-2005, 06:42 AM   #99 (permalink)
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The fact that she was even kinkier than me, and trust me I like it dirty
Before me she had been with only guy for like 1.5 times. But you wouldn't tell... She had like the wildest orgams that I 've witnessed. Boy if I had known then what I would know now, I'm sure I could have made her squirt
I also adored the fact that she would ask me with a very kinky look in her eyes to cum in her mouth. Masturbating in front of me also made her very horny, which was something I could only acclaim.
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Old 04-18-2005, 11:28 AM   #100 (permalink)
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hmmm...well she loved, LOVED giving me head. she said it turned her on a ton. which was the truth because i could be laying on the bed, her straddling my shins as she gave me head, and her juices would drip down onto my leg without me even having to do anything to her in return.

she got really, really wet.

she would go insane when riding the cock.

her naughty bits were exquisite. completely shaved, perfect slit with tiny little inner lips that were completely inside the outer lips, and a cute little button that made her go nuts.

she was my first. that night was pretty special for me. i made her come 4 times and we had sex for about 3 hours...damn, i must watch waaaay too much porn. actually, i attribute it to my nervousness. i was so nervous that i couldn't make myself blow.
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Old 04-18-2005, 02:00 PM   #101 (permalink)
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I miss how strong her legs are and how she'd squeeze me really hard when she wrapped them around me.
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Old 04-18-2005, 03:16 PM   #102 (permalink)
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My ex-girlfriend was a nasty slut in bed.

She deepthroated. She took it up the ass like a champ. And she'd go out of her way to swallow my cum... even if I blew my load on her tits or something.
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Old 04-19-2005, 06:38 AM   #103 (permalink)
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Dont miss the fact that she was a raving Pyscho once we broke up but i loved the fact that she was always willing and ready for sex... She had a great sex drive and the fact that i could control the speed of her giving me head by grabbing her hair!

But that is only til i met my new g/f who loves rough sex and is the kinkiest girl i think i have ever met, shes also one of the quietest girls that i have met when talking about sex!

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Old 04-19-2005, 12:20 PM   #104 (permalink)
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My ex-girlfriend was a nasty slut in bed.

She deepthroated. She took it up the ass like a champ. And she'd go out of her way to swallow my cum... even if I blew my load on her tits or something.
What were you thinking not marrying that girl!
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Old 04-19-2005, 12:37 PM   #105 (permalink)
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Her soft pale skin.
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Old 04-21-2005, 05:06 PM   #106 (permalink)
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It's slowly killing me.
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Old 04-21-2005, 08:07 PM   #107 (permalink)
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her smile as we touched each other.

too bad, for me, she is taken now... I miss her.
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Old 04-22-2005, 03:35 AM   #108 (permalink)
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Her lack of a gag reflex.
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Old 05-03-2005, 12:29 PM   #109 (permalink)
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It has been 13 years since my ex. I miss his aggressiveness in bed.
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Old 05-06-2005, 12:14 PM   #110 (permalink)
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When I was 19, I dated a 16 year old high school cheerleader that loved anal sex

Now I am married to a woman who hates it.
lol. You're comment isn't funny, it's just that I was about to post the same thing and was wondering if anybody else had the same situation.

Mine's only different in the age category. I was 24 and my ex was 25. She used to scream so loud that we'd need a pillow ready to bury her face in once she got going. It scared the hell out of me the first time we did it. I thought I was hurting her. Turns out it wasn't bad screaming. She'd actually request it, she loved it that much.


However, my wife won't even let me get near her bumhole with anything. Just a pat gentle squeeze every now and then. But I wouldn't go back to my ex after being with my wife. She's good at other things.
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Old 05-07-2005, 10:18 AM   #111 (permalink)
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The girl I'm seein now does everything my ex did... and more.
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Old 05-07-2005, 10:55 AM   #112 (permalink)
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I miss sitting in bed reading erotica to one another.....and drinking wine from each others mouths.....He was the best lover until the one I have now....The one I have now shattered my world with just his kisses....I've never had more perfect chemistry than what I have with this one....the way he smells, the way he tastes, how he feels....and now he's moving 2000 miles away....
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Old 05-07-2005, 11:19 AM   #113 (permalink)
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I almost wish there was something to miss about my exes, but truth be told, the guy I'm with is way better, especially in terms of being willing to experiment.

Plus, unlike one of my exes, he didn't rape me.
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Old 05-09-2005, 02:22 PM   #114 (permalink)
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hahaha experimentation is what i miss most about my ex... no go with the current girlfirend, but im in love so what're you gonna do. the ex was a freak tho (in a kind of good way)
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Old 05-10-2005, 10:32 AM   #115 (permalink)
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wow, love the reading.

My ex and I were together about a year and a half. She had been engaged to some dipwad who she didn't need to marry and her friends and I convinced her of this. On our first date we just simply kissed good night. Our next date was WAY better. I ended up fingering her while she was on the phone talking with her ex! It was fantastic....she would give the most mind numbing blow jobs I have ever felt, and her passion for anal was just unmatched. In fact we had anal before we actually had sex and she was screaming so loud I didn't know what to think. but it was all good.

I miss everything sexual. We had little catch phrases we would use with each other to let the other know what we wanted so we could even use them in front of family or friends. We had "lets go to kmart" which meant lets drive 2 miles down the road the back way while she gave me head. "Christmas shopping" was one of my favorites which meant she wanted anal and she wanted it ASAP.

I got blow jobs everywhere....and as soon as I walked into her room (after saying "hi" to her parents) she would drop her jeans/shorts or lift her skirt...bend over and we would go at it for about 2 mintues just to do it.....we would always wait till we came home at night to finish things off.....had the largest mind boggling orgasms ever....

man........i could keep going on about her....

damn, why do I have to be thinking about this at work...?
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Old 05-10-2005, 02:29 PM   #116 (permalink)
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I've had many ex's over the years since losing my virginity. Every one of them was sexy in some way or I would not have slept with them.

My first love was the only one who could turn me on like no other. She was the second woman I had slept with and we only had sex once. The best part of that one night was when she stopped going down on me. She then came up to my lips with hers. I thought she was going to kiss me , instead I felt something rubbing my balls. She started moaning ever so gently as she rubbed her pussy lips on my ball sack.

No other woman has ever done anything like that to me since!
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Old 05-10-2005, 05:21 PM   #117 (permalink)
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Nothing. The second my boyfriend kissed me I forgot about every ex and experience I'd had. From then on everything's felt like I'd never been touched before.

*starts singing Like A Virgin*

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Old 05-10-2005, 05:47 PM   #118 (permalink)
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1) a penis that would say "hey" to me (the big man'd flex the little man when it was inside me and speak for it)

2) a beard scratching the skin all over my body, especially my inner thighs
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Old 05-10-2005, 07:25 PM   #119 (permalink)
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Well bad decisions lead to bad experiences so I have nothing from past ex's that I miss.
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Old 05-10-2005, 07:42 PM   #120 (permalink)
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Ex-wife: miss NOTHING about her sexually--she was so not adventurous that our sex life didn't suck, so to speak...she was very attractive, and on the rare occasions she allowed herself she could really get off herself, but wouldn't talk about sex, or try anything other than fucking in the missionary position.

recent ex-GF (Between first wife and current wife): EXCELLENT fantasy stuff; the brain is definitely one of the most important erogenous zones. We lived 2000 miles apart, so we had a lot of phone and cyber and she was so amazing at that stuff. not that it was bad in person, either--she was very openminded and very hot--she talked dirty really well in person, and she was the first woman who used a strapon on me--which was amazing.
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