Your weirdest fantasy
 

What is your weirdest fantasy? It doesn't have to be really over the top but if it is that's fine. Just something you find really strange to be a fantasy.

Mine is really strange...It's not even so much a jerk-off fantasy but it is sexual to me in that the idea turns me on. I fantasize about meeting a pretty girl in an anonymous place and making out with our clothes on in bed and that's it. After an hour we get up and part ways. It's like getting hot with someone without the real risk and it's like an ultimate tease. In my fantasy we can touch each other any where thru the clothes and even under in traditional non-sexual zones like the back or legs, run fingers thru her hair, but no genitalia. The idea turns me on thinking about it, and it's always with a different woman each time.


What weird fantasy do you have hidden in there? Remember it's not a freak out contest just something you find strange.

Fantasy
 

I love the idea of orgasm with no sex. You know you are intimate with someone when, yes sex is great, but you are equally pleased when you are able to get off just because they are near you.

Laying in the bed, first massages, some kissing and sucking, biting, playing, rubbing, touching, all the the goal of climax. I remember watching 40 days (movie about a man's attempt at abstinence). He was in such a close relationship with this one girl that by him rubbing rose petals on her stomach caused her to cream. I think that's cool, very fucking cool. A new level of intimacy.

Having sex and/or heavy petting in a very large garage, with a girl that has one or two piercings (nose, lip, eyebrow, whatever) and just the slightest hint of SG to her style.

Cars and sex, can't get much better than that.

I'm sorry...but the premise behind 40 days was just too ridiculous. If you can't go 40 days without sex and aren't in a relationship with someone you must have issues.

I am hiking, and I stumble on a wild girl locked in a cage. And guess what--it's not food and water that she craves.

I once had a dream quite some time ago where I fought these ninja babes in skintight crotchless latex outfits and screwed em into submission outside of a warehouse.

Yeah it was a wierd dream. My real life fantasy would have to be getting titty banged by two girls at the same time. Well I guess two hot girls in a threesome with me fills that requirement.

Playing one of those group games that lead to fun, nudity, and fondling, not necessarily in that order.

We broke up.
We talked at work, about sex toys.
She used sex toys on me.
Best sex EVAR.
I have a new 'fling' girl.
My ex wants to have a threesome.
'nuff said.

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Oh right! My "weirdest" fantasy.
I told my ex that if she felt so inclined, that I would
have a threesome with her and her new "friend".
I told her to tell him that her ex wants to fuck him up
the ass, yeah, just like that. Will it happen ? I don't know
but is it kind of exciting ? Oh hell yeah.

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...Love in an elevator... Living it up while I'm going down.

Main problem, most of my elevator rides are like 30 seconds long.

Erm... this is going to make sound like a dork, but basically rescue fantasies... like when a horde of demons attacks my office and I kill them all (and get really badly beat up in the process) to protect a certain girl, or the time when I am in the audience of TRL and a crazy guy with a knife rushes on and tries to attack Jessica Alba, but I block him, he stabs me (wounding me but not killing me, and then on live TV I beat him down and finish it with a "Styles Clash" onto the hard floor,,, or maybe just the one where I rescue a chick from a burning building, or else when a whole group of us are using a ouija board, and a ghost is summoned somehow, and he is about to lay the touch of death on the hottest girl when I come up and tear his reverse soul into two... this girl I have a crush on's boyfriend is acting like a prick, and I try to calm him down, he unreasonably sneak shots me, and his girl tries to pull him off and he slaps her, so I hit him with a Gore straight into a brick wall...

You get the general idea.

My fantasies arent really about the actual sex, but more just rescuing various pretty girls from various situations, in a way that can badly wound me if at all possible.

this might sound strange, but here goes anyway.

I would like to have sex with some really hot anonymous girl, while all my ex girlfriends were watching.

Well, this is about the extent of my exhibitionism, but I think it would be really kinky for a girl (insert customary random girl restrictions here) to walk in on me masturbating. Of course, I wouldn't want her to be disgusted, that would be scarring, lol. At the very least, I would want her to smile and tell me to finish.

The only problem I see with this is that it couldn't really be someone I am already intimate with. It could be someone I know, but if I was intimate with her to begin with, it wouldn't be so...accidental?

Did that one. It was...awesome.

That's what the "stop" button is for. They're not all on an alarm.

The premise behind the movie was rather absurd. But there are many people who go from partner to partner inorder to find satisfaction and meaning in life. And in at least the example I'm talking about. I just think it was cool. That the couple was close enough to each other on a different level. That even without touch the woman orgasmed. But that's just me

I have a good one, and I've had it for years...

A knock on my door...I answer it, and a man in a finely-cut black tuxedo with white tie and vest, a beautiful black cloak, top hat, and half mask stands on the other side. Wordlessly, he picks me up and carries me to the bedroom....

Sort of a Phantom of the Opera fantasy. Yum.

This isnt my fantasy but this thread reminds me of the movie ratrace. Where the guy hires the hooker and she asks what he wants. He tells her they get naked, hop into a spa full of peptobizmo, he cuts her toenails and then she shaves his buttocks. It cracks me up everytime.

the weirdest fantasy I've ever heard about was a girl telling about hers in a programme about girls and sex last year. She always pictured an older man tied up to a chair in the middle of the room and she would step inside and start clucking like a chicken. She would continue doing that until the man would come without her touching him at all?!

needless to say that I was still laughing half an hour later

black tux...check
white tie...check
white vest...check
black cloak...check

Damn, no top hat or half mask

*runs to buy top hat and half mask*

Wait...quick, anybody know where they sell top hats and half masks?

It involves a bulldozer....


Wait a minute. Most of my fantasies involve a bulldozer. nevermind.

It's just fantasy! It's not the real thing!
 

My weirdest? Getting molested by my brother, and enjoying it. Doing it secretly without our parents knowing. Having it sometimes be forced, where I'm tied up...spanked...

Same fantasy, but with my dad.

They both died when I was very young, so I think that trauma manifested itself in my psyche as some attachment/intimacy need thing.

Let's see... DP, I guess my dad and my brother.

Strangely enough I know a woman who claims to have had ridden russel the wonder muscle in the loader of a bulldozer. :D Unfortunately that was not with me...but that's another story.

Wierdest fantasy....hmmmmm...what's wierd anymore?

Do midgets count? Errr..sorry...women who are height challenged :)

I fantasized about me being in a MFF threesome and the girls got so caught up in who got my dick they started beating the living hell out of each other.

My neighbors coming over to visit and seeing me on the TFP...and they go home and sign up, and a few days later I find the pictures of her and her g/f on here!

Or, they find me on here and sit and check out the TB with me, and then they go crazy on me!!

Heh.. But, only in dreams...

I once had a dream that I had a go with Baby Spice... But I guess that's not too weird
????

Finding a girl who is my equal (or better) in skill, we meet and without saying a word begin to fight, we spar/wrestle and well you know the rest. (not serious fighting though, no blood or broken bones)

Edit: hmmm I suppose that's what I want to happen in real life, but my fantasy though would be to be locked in deadly combat with her, both of us equal skill, then stoping at the death blow, with the rest still being the same as above.

Nancy, it's supposed to be your weirdest fantasy, you can't get away that easy. :D

I don't have much as far as "weird," I don't think...

Getting snowed into a cabin with a girl... or two...
Hot tub sechs...
Anonymous-in-back-of-classroom sechs (yeah, I'm still in college :P)

Getting a blowjob from an Ubangi lady!