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nanofever 02-12-2004 07:56 PM

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Originally posted by Plan9
...or have her sit above a window to save on curtain expenses.
Meat curtain jokes, such a low blow (pun intended).

World's King 02-12-2004 08:44 PM

Mmmmmmm... chunky.

SabrinaFair 02-12-2004 09:42 PM

Oh dear Christ...

OK. So most women do a LOT to look the way we do. We groom and bath and shave and dress and brush and a thousand other mundane tasks to conform to a certain standard of appearance. Right or wrong, most of us do this to some extent. And now we're supposed to reverse the aging process on our genitals because some guy wants them to stay "petite"???!!!! That's ridiculous. Sorry, original poster, the only way for you to have a gal with a teenager's pussy for the rest of your life is to continually date teenagers.

nanofever 02-12-2004 10:16 PM

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Originally posted by SabrinaFair
Oh dear Christ...

OK. So most women do a LOT to look the way we do. We groom and bath and shave and dress and brush and a thousand other mundane tasks to conform to a certain standard of appearance. Right or wrong, most of us do this to some extent. And now we're supposed to reverse the aging process on our genitals because some guy wants them to stay "petite"???!!!! That's ridiculous. Sorry, original poster, the only way for you to have a gal with a teenager's pussy for the rest of your life is to continually date teenagers.

I didn't think dating teenagers forever was an option... I'm going to have to reconsider my plans for the future.

All joking aside, think how much it would suck if your girlfriend started critique-ing your penis. Just accept that nature gave her the look she has and embrace it.

FishKing 02-12-2004 10:47 PM

The roast beef lips come from old age.

That is why so many old dudes are married to 20 year old WOMEN!

motdakasha 02-12-2004 11:19 PM

I can't believe this!

Anomaly_ 02-13-2004 12:42 AM

The same goes for the scrotum: gravity always wins.

Jardon 02-13-2004 01:18 AM

I was just asking if there was some kind of... thing... you could do to prevent them from altering in feeling or appearance due to sex. Its just the same as me not wanting her to get calloused hands that feel like a man's. WTF.

I wasn't talking about the entrance to her vagina stretching out at all, I know she could do exercises for that if she so choses to.

I don't buy into that BS that they are purely genetic and that you're born with them. Obviously genetics plays into some women having large labia, but repetitive friction will definitely alter your skin, by thickening it up and/or stretching it out. Unless of course the labia are the exception to the rest of the human body and I'm just full of it and completely ignorant?

As for liking her or loving her whatever way she is, I am perfectly fine with the way she is now. Should I feel bad about not wanting her to change at all if she doesn't have to? If you could ensure that you(the women) or your woman never got wrinkly, saggy, or stopped feeling soft to your touch, wouldn't you?

jbrooks544 02-13-2004 06:54 AM

Jordon,

Have you actually read any of the posts in this thread? Everyone was trying to tell you that your bizarre theory is something that you should just forget about - really. Your ideas about skin and stretching and friction are completely erroneous and you should really just forget about it. Unless your donger is a foot wide and made of sandpaper then there is nothing to worry about - really. Please read my earlier post and try to imagine that I know what I'm talking about, because I do - you don't. You could bang her silly 5 times a day with no lube for 5 years and take a "before and after" photo and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Please, stop worrying yourself with this sillyness.

Bill O'Rights 02-13-2004 07:28 AM

When I saw this thread yesterday I passed it over, thinking it was gonna be about Slim Jim's, or something. Y'know "beef lips", "hog snouts" and other such yummies. Now...well, now I wish I hadn't. This has got to be one of the funniest threads out there. Not for content matter so much, although that's funny in its own right, but the comments...damn, I don't know when I've ever laughed so hard. Nikki, that was absolutely priceless. Pssst...I mighta substituted "cock" with "scrotum", though. We guys are pretty sensitive about that.

Now... Jardon. If you have lucked out enough to get yourself a girlfriend that you don't have to inflate, then you can probably consider yourself very well blessed. "roast beef lips" should be the very least of your concerns. I don't know who you've been talking to, to get your "sexual information", but take my advice and find another source. With one single 107 word post, you've managed to set the rest of the men in here back about 30 years of evolution. Take a little advice, my friend. Buy yourself a "How-To" book. And not a Penthouse, either. ;)

Daval 02-13-2004 07:53 AM

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Originally posted by *Nikki*
I am glad he started this thread because I am worried about my boyfriends cock getting worn out and stretchy.
ROFL ROFL

jvwgtr 02-13-2004 09:02 AM

Some people are just built differently...it's not a question of being "worn out".
But some women are self-conscious about having larger lips, so naturally, plastic surgeons are eager to oblige...if you check your phone book, you'll probably see ads for "labiaplasty."

I know it's not helping, but I have a friend who calls it "scrambled eggs."

To me, it's all beautiful. :)

moonstrucksoul 02-13-2004 09:37 AM

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Originally posted by Jardon
I don't buy into that BS that they are purely genetic and that you're born with them. Obviously genetics plays into some women having large labia, but repetitive friction will definitely alter your skin, by thickening it up and/or stretching it out. Unless of course the labia are the exception to the rest of the human body and I'm just full of it and completely ignorant?
well then i guess it's up to you to have nonstop hard sex with your girlfriend and report to all of us when you banged that vagina hard and long enough, and report whether or not it is 'stretched out'.

teriaki 02-13-2004 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by Jardon
I don't buy into that BS that they are purely genetic and that you're born with them. Obviously genetics plays into some women having large labia, but repetitive friction will definitely alter your skin, by thickening it up and/or stretching it out. Unless of course the labia are the exception to the rest of the human body and I'm just full of it and completely ignorant?

Yes, to both.

AFAIK, mine is still just the way it was when I started having sex- I didn't magically "grow" roast beef lips (as you so eloquently put it).

Until you can accept your partner as she is, and potentially the changes that happen to her body, you shouldn't be having sex with anyone but yourself.

Perhaps I'm being irrationally angry here, but the shallowness of your post (and subsequent follow up) make me feel very sorry for this girl- especially if she gives her virginity to you.

Sorry mods. :(

monkeysugar 02-13-2004 05:45 PM

Two of the women I have had intercourse with are virgins. One had fairly large labia. The other has a very nice "clamshell" appearance with almost nonexistant labia minora. I think genetics DOES have a lot to do with it.

More importantly, it *is* her vagina, not yours. While you may have your personal preferences, it is her body. It is selfish to want to keep her labia looking just the way you like them.

There is a lot more to a woman than her vagina. We are talking about a *person*you hopefully really care about, not just her vagina, right?

lucidity 02-13-2004 05:54 PM

Well said, Hanxter.

The original question was wrong on so many levels. I agree with many here- just don't have sex. Grow some maturity first.

timalkin 02-13-2004 10:11 PM

I prefer the term "chewed bubblegum."

phlox 02-14-2004 12:31 AM

It's very reassuring that so many men spoke up to tell this guy how misguided he is.

Bamrak 02-14-2004 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jardon
As for liking her or loving her whatever way she is, I am perfectly fine with the way she is now. Should I feel bad about not wanting her to change at all if she doesn't have to? If you could ensure that you(the women) or your woman never got wrinkly, saggy, or stopped feeling soft to your touch, wouldn't you?
I would buy this if you were asking about other parts of the body or you named the subject something other than the degrading one you did. You should be so lucky to have a woman in your life long enough to have to worry about this problem.

Just remember. A vagina was made for intercourse and childbirth, whatever happens from those things are natural. Love her for who she is and what she has given you. Unless your under 18, a girl's virginity is usually a special thing.

wannabenakid247 02-14-2004 08:28 AM

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Originally posted by phlox
It's very reassuring that so many men spoke up to tell this guy how misguided he is.
I totally agree but I don't think he's really listening.

datroyenschwart 02-14-2004 11:28 AM

It does seem like a plasible thing. I know that vaginas don't change, but you have to figure that we're used to everything else stretching with use so it's natural to assume that vaginas are the same way.

bermuDa 02-14-2004 10:34 PM

you need one of these, cause with an attitude like that you won't hold onto a woman long enough to find out if time changes the shape/size of her labia.

lady 02-14-2004 10:45 PM

I won't even touch the original comment, too frigging ignorant...

I do hope that girls have the balls to dump guys like that instead of taking their ignorant comments to heart and becoming self conscious about something that is GENETICALLY PRE-DETERMINED (like the size of your nose or cock... or lack thereof)

bermuDa 02-14-2004 11:02 PM

and with that.... this thread is closed.

Just a friendly reminder for future reference... threads and posts are expected to be of a certain quality that this one clearly does not meet. asking whether a lifetime of sexual activity can affect the appearance of a woman's genitalia is a far cry from "saggy, worn out, roast beefy looking vagina lips disgust me... I need some advice as to how to keep her lips from getting roast beefy looking, worn out, overly stretched out, etc."

TRY to avoid wording your future posts in such a way that makes you look like an ass.

thanks :)


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