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02-09-2004, 07:36 AM
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Location: One with the Universe
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Ever have trouble holding in a fart
Ever have trouble trying to hold in a fart while your messing around with a chick?
 It was saving up for like 2 hours and I let out like three really loud ones afterwards and it sounded like I was calling a moose in her bathroom.
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02-09-2004, 08:23 AM
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I agree this has to be one of the funniest posts that I have read. Anyway, on the serious side, try to watch what you eat. That might help. Also, do not hold it. Act like you have to go to the bathroom or that you need to leave the room for some reason and let them fly. It should not break the mood.
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02-09-2004, 08:23 AM
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Location: Northern VA
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I would like to add that there have been a few times when I have said "OH JUST LET IT OUT" before, but I quickly came to my senses, held it in, and then stepped out of the room and let my mud whistle let out its rank breath. |
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02-09-2004, 12:57 PM
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Newlywed
Location: at home
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Okay, I seriously had to read this thread about 3 times before I was convinced that you might be serious!
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02-09-2004, 01:07 PM
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Crazy
Location: Vancouver
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Of course this is a serious post. Farting during sex is a serious subject.
 In fact, is there a particular etiquette to do with this subject? Clearly we can all agree that letting one rip while you're getting head is a no-no. Are there any other sexual situations where tooting would be bad? |
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02-09-2004, 01:15 PM
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Location: New England
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Brodie: Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her?
T.S. Quint: No, why do you ask? Brodie: I never farted in front of Renee. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me. T.S. Quint: Renee's not the shallow type. You're not insinuating... Brodie: She was going down on me at the time. T.S. Quint: [Retches] Brodie: What can I say, I was feeling relaxed, when I feel relaxed I squirt. T.S. Quint: If all she did was dump you, you got off light. / Mallrats
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02-09-2004, 03:03 PM
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Location: One with the Universe
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I guess your right there is really no reason to hold it in when you can go outside and let it out.
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02-09-2004, 03:29 PM
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Location: San Francisco
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Ok, being a girl, who was a vegetarian when I started seeing my now-husband...
I had to fart. We were spending WAY too much time together, and I couldn't hold it in anymore. I made an announcement (as I was seductively crawling naked towards him in bed, fellas  ) that I HAD to fart. So I did.And he said "thank fuck, I was tired of holding them in!". So if you have to blow ass, just try to make it obvious- it's so much worse when one sqeaks out unannounced. Besides, she's probably holding them in too. Barring that, chill out on the beer and broccoli before a date And as far as etiquette is concerned, just never near the face, and excuse yourself if necessary. Hell, it's a natural human body function.
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02-09-2004, 08:19 PM
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02-09-2004, 09:36 PM
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Insane
Location: In the Woods.
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ahaha.
I was wrestling with the boyfriend the other day, and he sort of hit my stomach, and I let out a fart. I tried to brush it off, but he just died with laughter. Pshh. Not exactly the same, but its one of those situations you'd prefer to NOT pass gas. |
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02-09-2004, 09:37 PM
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Is mad at you.
Location: Bored in Sacramento
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02-09-2004, 11:28 PM
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Location: South Carolina
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Dont' feel bad, the only time i've farted around a girl was when she pounced on me while she was giving me a backrub. I coughed and farted at the same time bc the force of one blew out the other, so to speak...very embarassing.
However, i'm now faced with going to visit a romantic interest in NYC soon....first time we've been together in 8 months and i'm faced with the whole bathroom delimma...i am really private, but i guess i'll have to work something out...
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02-10-2004, 06:55 AM
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Have I ever done something like that ? No.
Am I very careful as to not put myself into that situation ? Yes. It was my ex, that was the one, who while in a 69, 'relaxed'. Had it been the other way around, there may have been trouble, but I'll be damned if it slowed me down at all Funny how that works.
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02-10-2004, 07:55 AM
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Location: ...the space between what's wrong and right...
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When I was about 18, my then boyfriend and I were going at it. He was on top, and literally every time he pushed into me, he let out a fart. It must have happened like 4 times in a row.
I was totally repulsed at first, but then just cracked up. Didn't bother finishing off the sex.
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03-10-2004, 09:14 PM
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EVIL!
Location: Southwest of nowhere
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If you really can't hold it in while you are having sex, Let her rip on the down stroke and Yell "ROCKET POWER". Then you can both have a laugh.
This has to be the best "Humor" post in a while. I started laughing and couldn't stop.
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03-10-2004, 09:39 PM
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Hiya Puddin'! Miss me?
Location: Silicon Valley, CA
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If you really can't hold it in, excuse yourself to the bathroom, then come back to continue business. Do not do it within smelling distance if you're fooling around.
However, if you don't like the person but you're using him/her for whatever reason, feel free to let 'em rip.
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03-10-2004, 09:47 PM
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Hiya Puddin'! Miss me?
Location: Silicon Valley, CA
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Stick your butt out a window
 Seriously though, you could try to be "romantic" and light up a bunch of tea light candles. Fire burns up methane really fast which in effect, eliminates farts.
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03-10-2004, 11:03 PM
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03-11-2004, 03:12 PM
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An embarrassment to myself and those around me...
Location: Pants
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The last girlfriend I had, I used to go over to her place in the summer and I'd end up holding it in the whole time, and just ripping a storm in the car on the way home. For those first few months I couldn't tell if my stomach hurt from the gas or the blue balls. Then I had to go back to college and we resorted to weekend visits, and I was with her literally 48+ hours. No more holding it in. She got over it.
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