mystmarimatt

I just have to complain, this was such a craptacular experience for me.

I was down at the Dining Hall getting dinner, and I see the cute girl from my English class I've been eyeing for a while, so we make some small talk, and then I get my food and go to find a seat somewhere in the hall.

One of my friend's, who's already eating, sees me and calls me over to his table and invites me to sit down, and just as I start to sit down, the cute girl and her group of friends walk by me, and says "Matt, aren't you going to come sit with us in the back?"

Now, i love my friend, he's a great guy, but he immediately cuts in before i can say anything, and says "No, he's eating with US!"
All the while, my inner monlogue is just like "Yes...please...i want to...no...man...no....DAMMIT!!"

And that's the story of my ruined dinner. I couldn't ever gather my shocked wits in time to say anything...man...

I laugh at it now, but you know...a little part of me died that instant. jk.

Any else have Dining Hall horror/crappy friends ruining things stories?

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nanofever

Oh Snap I have a good dining hall from a thing I did over the summer at a college campus. So it is the first week of this program, and I'm stitting with a group of people I barely know. A random girl walks up (pasta was one of the choices for dinner) and says "oh pasta, yum" and then proceeds to dig into his pasta with her hand and comment on how tasty it was. We were all starring the whole time with the exact same thought "did she actually just do that or we all just having a mass hallunication." The guy who's plate the pasta was snatched from was rather pissed and decided to do something about it. Me being the good peacemaker that I am decided to suggest that he walk-up to her (she now had gone through the line and came out with food) and grab some of her food from her plate, goose and gander style. He walks up to her group of friends, says "hi, oh wow cake looks tasty" and then rips a huge piece of her cake off with his hands, devours it in one piece and then say "thanks" walking away. It was the funniest series of events that I had seen that day, and I was rolling for a few hours afterwards.

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Originally Posted by Norseman on another forum:
"Yeah, the problem with the world is the stupid people are all cocksure of themselves and the intellectuals are full of doubt."

mystmarimatt

haha, that's great

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Words of Wisdom:

If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

Enzomat

It was my freshman year of college and me and an friend of mine from the same dorm went to eat at a cafateria wed heard was pretty good. As always there are plenty of fine women waking around in all sorts of varying atttire since the caffeteria was in a dorm and some girls had just gotten back from working out, swimming ...ect. We always checked out females during meals though I was way better at it than my friend who always acted like an excited virgin every time he saw a woman who tickled his fancy.

He was a big guy about 6 foot 3 and he looked like a football player and wasnt that ood with talking to women(he was oddly giggly for a guy his size but i figure he had a weird way about him due to his overprotective and odd mother who was always around). so here we are eating and checking out all the local action (a few of whom i knew and came up and chatted with me for a bit) when im finally done and i get up to take my tray up and leave.

my friends still sitting down and im like "yo man im done lets head out" but hes still sitting squirming around ackwardly. He says"i cant go right now man lets just sit here for a while". Well i didnt feel like sitting around because i was finished and had other stuff to do so i ask him why the hell do we need to wait since were done. He looks around the room to see if anyone was nearby listening and whispers to me "yo man im on hard man ". (laments terms for those of you who dont know slang hes basically got a boner from scopin chicks and is afraid to get up because he was wearing some extra snugg jogging shorts and didnt want to walk around with his flag at full mast.

i busted out laughing at him and kept laughing at him for weeks afterward. he was one weird guy but always fun to laugh at ...i mean with .

MSD

Not exactly dining hall, but food-related.

A few weeks ago, I was driving a few people around, my brother was sitting in front, and someone else in back, we had just stopped to get some food at Wendy's, and he got 4 Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers. He finished two, unwrapped the third, and while he was taking a sip of soda, I reached over, yelled "YOINK!," and proceeded to take the biggest bite I could out of his burger. He punched me, I yelled at him for punching me while driving, and we all laughed about it.

absence_of_color

Geez.

You will have another lunch time, and this time tell your friend to mind his own fucking buisness, but one thought of advice, dont choose a piece over your friend.

Just be sure there is TWO extra seats, that way you dont have to care!!

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