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Old 01-26-2004, 06:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What do you do for love?

(Mods--I vaguely remember an old thread something like this, but I couldn't find it. Please merge if that's appropriate.)

Here I am watching E!'s Golden Globes fashion dissection show. Enjoying the fine, high-class humor of Joan Rivers and her coat-tail-riding daughter Melissa.

We're discussing Sarah Jessica Parker's custom-made dress ("She looks like a confection!" gushes the ambiguously-oriented fashion expert).

Why am I watching this? Because my wonderful, beautiful wife wants to.

Oy.

What have you done because the person you love wanted to?
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Old 01-26-2004, 08:32 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Thats so sweet.

Me? Sports events. I hate sports.
Oh, yeah, and, um...anal.
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Old 01-26-2004, 08:36 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I would do anyting for love, but I won't do that

Sorry, I'm just being silly
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Old 01-26-2004, 08:48 PM   #4 (permalink)
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My SO is going to a wedding with me on Valentine's Day.
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Old 01-26-2004, 09:04 PM   #5 (permalink)
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haha i skipped nationals for my SO over the summer.
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Old 01-27-2004, 12:52 AM   #6 (permalink)
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"I would do anyting for love, but I won't do that "
Meatloaf! What a name! haha. Even with love, my ass is off limits :P
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Old 01-27-2004, 01:33 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I said yes, and then moved thousands of miles away from my family...

And, um...anal. heh.
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Old 01-27-2004, 03:26 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I would watch Golden Girls, Designing Women, and various other Lifetime programming. Made me sick, but i'd sit there and just hold her. I loved her, though... still do.

Oh, and um... giving anal.

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Old 01-27-2004, 06:26 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Early in our relationship, I sort of didn't play golf for a year due to her? Does that count. We were spending every waking moment together, totally blew my friends off (regret that now). But we've been married for 8 years now. I was a 2 handicap at that time. Damn, miss those days.
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Old 01-27-2004, 06:51 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I would do anyting for love, but I won't do that
Smartass.
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Old 01-27-2004, 08:24 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Moved to the suburbs. Ugh.
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Old 01-27-2004, 08:27 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 01-27-2004, 08:31 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Right now, nothing, cause I am single.

In the past I have done things like go to plays and movies I had no desire to see, attend parties I didn't want to go to, and other such activities.

for the right person, I would do just about anything (within reason).
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Old 01-27-2004, 09:23 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Right now, nothing, cause I am single.
me too, sigh...


Quote:
for the right person, I would do just about anything (within reason).
me too... sigh...
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Old 01-27-2004, 09:24 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Smartass.
Ha! I wanted to be the first to quote Meatloaf
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Old 01-27-2004, 09:34 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Location: Far too far from my Angel....
What do I do? I just put my heart out there less than 8 hours ago. Now it's up to her.

What would I do? Give up any chance of a tropical climate.

In a heartbeat.
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Old 01-27-2004, 09:38 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I watched a Soap Opera four or five times.....but even love has limits!
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Old 01-27-2004, 10:53 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 01-27-2004, 11:05 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I took her to the Nutcracker at Christmas.
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Old 01-27-2004, 11:14 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I stayed at her place when she couldnt visit and lived for a few days under her mother...

What would I do? Anything. I already made my devotion clear, she is my first priority in life.
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Old 01-27-2004, 11:16 AM   #21 (permalink)
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I sat through an entire broadway performance of Fiddler On The Roof, and then had to go home and watch Queer Eye. Love has no bounds.
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Old 01-27-2004, 11:40 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I once went to an Eric Clapton concert! Where's the "puke" smiley when you need it?

Ugh, I don't think I'd do anything anymore. Not worth it.
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Old 01-27-2004, 02:50 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Anything

If I truely love him (which I do) there is nothing I wouldn't do.

As long as it's legal.
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Old 01-27-2004, 02:59 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I sat through an entire broadway performance of Fiddler On The Roof, and then had to go home and watch Queer Eye. Love has no bounds.
Fiddler on the Roof and Queer Eye in one day! My god, what have you done? There's a lot I have done/will do, but Queer Eye is one that I would <I>not</I> do. I'd rather watch the same soap opera for 10 years than Queer Eye, even once.
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Old 01-27-2004, 04:48 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I moved from california to missouri for my wife who was my fiance at the time. Of course it didn't work out there so we moved back to california.
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Old 01-28-2004, 03:18 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I moved from california to missouri for my wife who was my fiance at the time. Of course it didn't work out there so we moved back to california.
Now that you mention it, I moved to North Carolina for love. I had no reason for coming here except that lurkette was headed to grad school at UNC.
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Old 01-28-2004, 04:31 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Now that you mention it, I moved to North Carolina for love. I had no reason for coming here except that lurkette was headed to grad school at UNC.
You know you like NC. I hear it smells like tobacco if you come in from out of state.

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Old 01-28-2004, 05:20 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 01-28-2004, 06:29 PM   #29 (permalink)
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wait and wait and wait :P
hehe but it's all good
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Old 01-29-2004, 06:18 AM   #30 (permalink)
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I'm a lucky, lucky girl.

I watch shows about video games I'll never want to play. I cooked meat for him while I was a vegetarian. And then there are all the bedroom things, and he knows what I'm talking about
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Old 01-29-2004, 06:21 AM   #31 (permalink)
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And then there are all the bedroom things, and he knows what I'm talking about
Yes I do.
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Old 01-29-2004, 10:28 AM   #32 (permalink)
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I would do everything and anything she could reasonably ask me too. Which is an oximoron. Since love is supposedly irrational.
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Old 01-29-2004, 10:33 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Whatever she wants. I can't think of the last time I said "no" to her and meant it. I say it now and again sarcastically just to make sure I still know how.
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