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aphex140 01-20-2004 03:08 AM

I have been telling the g/f this for years
 
It could be the hottest health tip ever. According to physicians and gynaecologists, a romp in the bed is the panacea for a host of problems including heart disease, migraine and arthritis.
Recent studies indicate that vigorous lovemaking, including pre-intercourse sex, raises pulse rate from a normal 70 beats per minute to 150. Upto 250 calories get burnt up as a result and this is the equivalent of 15 minutes of jogging or a game of squash.
In fact those too lazy to visit the gym can opt for a more active sex life instead. World-renowned sexologist Dr Prakash Kothari, quoting British researchers, says muscular contractions during intercourse exercise various body parts like the pelvis, thighs, buttocks, arms and thorax. This helps stimulate testosterone production in males and leads to stronger bones and muscles. Those with weak bones or suffering from osteoporosis stand to gain the most.
Sex three to four times a week similarly cuts down chances of a heart attack, insist cardiologists. In fact studies conducted at the Queen's University in Belfast conclude that the risk of a coronary seizure could be reduced by as much as half.
Coitus also sharpens the senses, thanks to a hormone called prolactin that is produced after the act. It causes stem cells in the brain to develop new neurons and thereby sensory organs function better.
But the carnal route to healthy life is fraught with dangers. Experts warn that erection achieved through drugs denies the male sex organ time to recover between copulations and could result in permanent harm.
Abstinence and incomplete sex too have adverse effects. In case of women, failure to climax could set off back pain and stomach cramps. Avoiding sex for long periods may lead to vaginal atrophy and intercourse would then become a very painful affair, says Lucknow gynaecologist Dr Sushma Pandey.
While wary of making a case for unprotected sex, condoms, admit experts, do nothing for coital bliss. According to them, the rubber prevents prostaglandin, a hormone-like substance found in semen, from getting absorbed into the female genital tract and could considerably reduce sexual pleasure.
Those who look for sex outside marriage are also likely to be blessed with good health, claims Dr JK Tewari of the Department of Psychiatry, King George's Medical University, Lucknow. Although it's a view certain to make the blood of morality minders boil, doctors say illegitimate physical relations could cure hypertension.
:D :)

nanofever 01-20-2004 04:05 AM

Re: I have been telling the g/f this for years
 
Quote:

Originally posted by aphex140
It could be the hottest health tip ever. According to physicians and gynaecologists, a romp in the bed is the panacea for a host of problems including heart disease, migraine and arthritis.
Recent studies indicate that vigorous lovemaking, including pre-intercourse sex, raises pulse rate from a normal 70 beats per minute to 150. Upto 250 calories get burnt up as a result and this is the equivalent of 15 minutes of jogging or a game of squash.
In fact those too lazy to visit the gym can opt for a more active sex life instead. World-renowned sexologist Dr Prakash Kothari, quoting British researchers, says muscular contractions during intercourse exercise various body parts like the pelvis, thighs, buttocks, arms and thorax. This helps stimulate testosterone production in males and leads to stronger bones and muscles. Those with weak bones or suffering from osteoporosis stand to gain the most.
Sex three to four times a week similarly cuts down chances of a heart attack, insist cardiologists. In fact studies conducted at the Queen's University in Belfast conclude that the risk of a coronary seizure could be reduced by as much as half.
Coitus also sharpens the senses, thanks to a hormone called prolactin that is produced after the act. It causes stem cells in the brain to develop new neurons and thereby sensory organs function better.
But the carnal route to healthy life is fraught with dangers. Experts warn that erection achieved through drugs denies the male sex organ time to recover between copulations and could result in permanent harm.
Abstinence and incomplete sex too have adverse effects. In case of women, failure to climax could set off back pain and stomach cramps. Avoiding sex for long periods may lead to vaginal atrophy and intercourse would then become a very painful affair, says Lucknow gynaecologist Dr Sushma Pandey.
While wary of making a case for unprotected sex, condoms, admit experts, do nothing for coital bliss. According to them, the rubber prevents prostaglandin, a hormone-like substance found in semen, from getting absorbed into the female genital tract and could considerably reduce sexual pleasure.
Those who look for sex outside marriage are also likely to be blessed with good health, claims Dr JK Tewari of the Department of Psychiatry, King George's Medical University, Lucknow. Although it's a view certain to make the blood of morality minders boil, doctors say illegitimate physical relations could cure hypertension.
:D :)

If a good romp is the same as a game of squash, is a good masturbation the same as a game of handball ?

skysooner 01-20-2004 08:39 AM

The wife and I consider it to be a decent cardiovascular exercise. :)

denim 01-20-2004 10:24 AM

I'm sure it's wonderful for those that can get it. Those of us without the option have to use other solutions.

World's King 01-20-2004 12:48 PM

I need to work out.

Ace_O_Spades 01-20-2004 07:04 PM

whenever I take long breaks from sex (IE me being away from my girlfriend) and then we get back together, my abs always kill me

its a great ab workout in my books, gives me some motivation to go on top :cool:

bermuDa 01-20-2004 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Original King
I need to work out.
^^ what he said!!

sexymama 01-20-2004 08:14 PM

That explains why everyone says I look like I've lost weight.:)

PredeconInferno 01-21-2004 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by denim
I'm sure it's wonderful for those that can get it. Those of us without the option have to use other solutions.
You are now my favorite person... I feel your pain. Well... I feel MY pain... ouch pun. sorry.

denim 01-21-2004 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PredeconInferno
You are now my favorite person... I feel your pain. Well... I feel MY pain...
Maybe there are some unmarried women here who would be willing to find an exercise partner. :D

kulrblind 01-21-2004 10:29 AM

"Honey, if you're not going to do it for me, do it for SCIENCE!"

skier 01-21-2004 02:40 PM

I had always thought panacea meant a bad thing. Suprised the heck o0ut of me that it means "cure-all".

wouldn't mind getting some exercise right now though.

juanvaldes 01-21-2004 04:35 PM

Am I the only one who see a problem here?

Imagine this situation:

"Honey wanna go for a little romp?"

"YOU THINK I"M FAT!!!" Runs into bathroom crying.

Paq 01-21-2004 06:05 PM

BWAHAHHAAAHAH

rule #1...if a statement can be interpreted two ways, the woman will always choose the way that makes her mad....

yeah, i could see it now..millions of women running to the bathroom crying bc they think they are fat bc their lovers said, "Hey, let's f**k"

Truly 01-21-2004 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juanvaldes
Am I the only one who see a problem here?

Imagine this situation:

"Honey wanna go for a little romp?"

"YOU THINK I"M FAT!!!" Runs into bathroom crying.


Hahahaha... I dunno, I doubt I'd run to the bathroom crying... I like sex too much, I don't think I'd even THINK about being fat at that moment... :D

mbchills 01-23-2004 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juanvaldes
Am I the only one who see a problem here?

Imagine this situation:

"Honey wanna go for a little romp?"

"YOU THINK I"M FAT!!!" Runs into bathroom crying.


hahaha :eek:

CinnamonGirl 01-23-2004 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paq
BWAHAHHAAAHAH

rule #1...if a statement can be interpreted two ways, the woman will always choose the way that makes her mad....

yeah, i could see it now..millions of women running to the bathroom crying bc they think they are fat bc their lovers said, "Hey, let's f**k"


Nah, I'd be too much too happy that he's actually initiating sex to care about weight issues :D

NoseyJoe 01-24-2004 01:17 AM

it really does help get rid of migraines. as an avid sufferer of them, sex definitely helps me get rid of them!

dacolaph 01-24-2004 02:58 AM

i agree totally with you

smooth_4 01-24-2004 09:31 AM

I want to print this one out. What's the source of the article?

ariekitten 01-25-2004 04:22 PM

that article is so true. when my body's hurting or i'm depressed, sex always helps. i notice it helps keep me fit, too. i really miss it.
ps i'd be willing to find an excersize partner. ;)


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