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20 | 31.25% |
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#1 (permalink) |
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how to make a girl horny
ok guys!
this is a little trick to make the girls horny (and you) buy vanilla perfume spray it on the walls or a couch or whereever you and the chosen will be and let the night go on.... i dont know what it is, but it works theres something about vanilla that makes my girl crazy does it work for you? give it a try! i would LOVE to hear if it worked for you EDIT: REMEMBER ITS A FEMALE PERFUME! so dont spray it on your self! Last edited by s1lVa; 12-25-2003 at 05:57 PM.. |
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Newlywed
Location: at home
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Vanilla is an aphrodisiac. However, it doesn't work on all girls. Especially when it isn't an organic substance. I personally don't like perfumes and such very much because of all the chemicals... I get a headache. But I LOVE essential oils. Vanilla doesn't really get me in the mood, either.
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Natalie Portman is sexy.
Location: The Outer Rim
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Every woman is like a snowflake, they're all different, or something.
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Psycho
Location: northern california
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you know what would work better just dip your whole body in chocolate.... geesh vanilla, I'd just figure you were cooking something.
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#11 (permalink) |
Tilted
Location: Texas
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by s1lVa
"this is a little trick to make the girls horny (and you)" Dude... there is no little trick to make all girls horny, There a million little ways to make each girl horny... What works for one person might totally flop with another, The best 'trick' is to get to know her... find her soft spot... and drive her out of her mind with some personal attention They may be nice to nibble on but women don't come out of a cookie cutter. |
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Filling the Void.
Location: California
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omg omg, thats really funny. my lover and i were talking about sex smells (the smell that one has while/after sex)and he says i smell like vanilla!
anyway, i love the smell of vanilla. i have two bottles of vanilla body spray. =D |
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Psycho
Location: Canada
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Natalie Portman is sexy.
Location: The Outer Rim
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Natalie Portman is sexy.
Location: The Outer Rim
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#25 (permalink) |
Upright
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every woman is different
my last woman would get horny if i were to lick her ankles this chick i just went dancing with mentioned some cologn that would guarantee to get any guy laid i was drunk and have not even a clue what she said that it was though when I see her next at work I'm thinking about asking lol |
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Bringer of good Moos...
Location: Midlands, UK
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Addict
Location: STL, MO
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hmm... Usually just a nibble on the ear is all I need to do... I'm not the biggest fan of vanilla and although I cant speak for her I dont think my g/f is either. Not to the point of needing sex when she smells it at least...
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Psycho
Location: the tangent universe
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But I must agree that I love the smell of vanilla, but it can't be overused. I couldn't ever wear it as a perfume, because I would definatley get sick of it and probably end up hating the smell. But in certain situations, at certain times...it could come in handy...
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The Northern Ward
Location: Columbus, Ohio
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I don't know how accurate this project can be. If I have a lady in my house, on my bed, then I think she's horny anyways.
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Eccentric insomniac
Location: North Carolina
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I can see it now:
"Why do the sheets smell like womens perfume? Who was in your bed?"
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#36 (permalink) |
Upright
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Here's a different wrinkle on the question. I grew up in a small rural community with many poor and simple folks. Old women would sometimes use vanilla extract as perfume. When I smell vanilla on a woman I think of grandma. Kills my sexual appetite but makes me very hungry for cookies.
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#37 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Stupid. This whole thread is just dumb. There are no aphrodisiacs. Never have been - at least not in the sense of a substance that will overwhelm one's free will and compel them to copulate!
Are there smells that predispose a person to a particular mindset? Sure - think about the smell of your parent's house or walking the hallways of your old high school or university. Realtors know to sprinkle just a pinch of cinnamon on stove burners just before showing a house. The is a fair bit of research suggesting the smell of grapefruits or apples hastens the feeling of fullness while eating. Yes the olfactory glands are very close to the brain. No it does not mean the limbic system just does whatever the nose tells it. Even pheremones only predispose. Even then, the response of the test subject is almost totally unpredictable. Sorry to be such a bitch about this, but too many men and women have been ripped off by unscruplous hucksters promising unlimited sexual success. BTW - if there was such a powerful substance, and by exposing some woman to it, she would immediately want to have sex with me, regardless of her previous mindset, would that not be rape? Chemical coersion, just like Rohipnol. |
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