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Old 12-14-2003, 06:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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is this true?

i was talking to a friend earlier today who has a girlfriend and we always talk about his girlfriend, then today he mentioned that when his girlfriend gets horny or 'in the mood' she sneezes. i couldnt believe that because how could the body work like that? is he lying?
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Old 12-14-2003, 06:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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No, its probably just her. Everyone is different, it doesnt mean theres something wrong with her... I knew a girl that got some heinous leg twitches (hell, more like spasms, only in one leg) when she had an orgasm.
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Old 12-14-2003, 06:57 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I've heard that a sneeze can trigger a tiny orgasm. I could have dreamt that though
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Old 12-14-2003, 06:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Yeah, that could be true. Physcial excitement can cause any number of things to happen in the human body, incuding stuff you think would never happen.

Good example- my ex would stutter a little when she got horny. She'd be talking about normal stuff, but she'd stammer a bit. It wasn't a nervous thing, it just made her go uh um uh a lot for soem reason. Instant sex.
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Old 12-14-2003, 07:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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ive dated 2 girls who get green streaks in their blue eyes when they get horny...
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Old 12-14-2003, 07:58 PM   #6 (permalink)
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No, its probably just her. Everyone is different, it doesnt mean theres something wrong with her... I knew a girl that got some heinous leg twitches (hell, more like spasms, only in one leg) when she had an orgasm.
My girlfriend tends to go into convulsions when she orgasms - scared the hell out of me the first time I was getting her off, I was like "Honey, are you ok? What's wrong?" *smack* "Don't stop!"

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Old 12-14-2003, 08:47 PM   #7 (permalink)
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ive dated 2 girls who get green streaks in their blue eyes when they get horny...
That has got to be the coolest thing to see, ever!
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Old 12-14-2003, 09:00 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Good example- my ex would stutter a little when she got horny. She'd be talking about normal stuff, but she'd stammer a bit. It wasn't a nervous thing, it just made her go uh um uh a lot for soem reason. Instant sex.
Wow, that sounds like me! Although, I've learned to hide it at times....
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Old 12-14-2003, 09:16 PM   #9 (permalink)
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ive dated 2 girls who get green streaks in their blue eyes when they get horny...
I dated a girl who when horny, her eyes would go from hazel to green. No shit. We'd be at her mothers for dinner and halfway through I'd look and sure enough. Green eyes. And horny like 'fuck the shit out of me' horny.
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Old 12-14-2003, 09:36 PM   #10 (permalink)
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My girlfriend tends to go into convulsions when she orgasms - scared the hell out of me the first time I was getting her off, I was like "Honey, are you ok? What's wrong?" *smack* "Don't stop!"

So funny, mainly because I can picture it happening.
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Old 12-15-2003, 12:43 AM   #11 (permalink)
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The eye color thing seems like a lie to me. I'm not accusing you two of being liars but it just seems so crazy.
Awesome though, I'd love to know the medical explanation of it.
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Old 12-15-2003, 05:05 AM   #12 (permalink)
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The eye color thing happens to me lol. It's real.
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Old 12-15-2003, 07:05 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Scientific fact: your pupils dialate when you are arroused or stimulated, the eye color thing might be related to this
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Old 12-15-2003, 07:55 AM   #14 (permalink)
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As weird as it sounds, it's true. My eyes change colors depending upon my mood: When angry, they turn gray. When I'm happy, they're bright blue. Sleepy they turn green. It's the weirdest damned thing ever, and I'd noticed it for a while, but never really said anything about it until my girlfriend commented on it one day.

I like it, though. It's kind of fun - to have colorchanging eyes.
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Old 12-15-2003, 08:35 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I dated a girl who when horny, her eyes would go from hazel to green. No shit. We'd be at her mothers for dinner and halfway through I'd look and sure enough. Green eyes. And horny like 'fuck the shit out of me' horny.
Same here. She had hazel eyes and whenever she experienced any kind of strong emotion, i.e. horniness or sadness, her eyes would go green. It was crazy. Green light usually meant go GO GO.
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Old 12-15-2003, 08:36 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Re: is this true?

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i was talking to a friend earlier today who has a girlfriend and we always talk about his girlfriend, then today he mentioned that when his girlfriend gets horny or 'in the mood' she sneezes.
Well, I recall a Straight Dope column discussing a woman who would have an orgasm when she sneezed, and the general consensus was that it had to do with "erectile tissue" in the nose. So, perhaps the increased blood flow related to arousal is also entering her nose, and that stimulates a sneeze.
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Old 12-15-2003, 08:44 AM   #17 (permalink)
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My wife's eyes also go green when she heats up -- it is very cool!
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Old 12-15-2003, 08:53 AM   #18 (permalink)
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So my question is: What if the girl always has green eyes?

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Old 12-15-2003, 12:40 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Just when you think you know everything there is to know about sex, there is always something different. This is life. There is no true "normal" when it comes to certain activities. If we all did it the same way, it would be boring. Sure, I find this believeable. I know some girls who can't get off without certain breast stimulation along with intercourse, or touching a certain place while doing oral.
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Old 12-15-2003, 02:51 PM   #20 (permalink)
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man i wish my wife would have a sign like one of these. then i'd be sure not to piss her off thinking she wanted sex when she just wanted to cutle or so on. damn guess sooner or later i'll learn a sign. but hell it's been 5 years or more that we've been together.

awesome for you guys tho that rocks!
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Old 12-15-2003, 03:15 PM   #21 (permalink)
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here's a joke i feel is somewhat relivent:

A woman is siting next to a stranger on a plane, when he suddenly sneezes, whips his dick out, and wipes it off. The woman can't beleive her eyes, but quickly dismisses it, and gets back to the book she's reading. A minut later, the guy sneezes again, whips out his dick, and wipes it off. The woman is apauled and implores him as to what he is doing. He replies that he has a strange ailment in which he cums everytime he sneezes. The woman, some what satisfied with the answer goes on to ask him what he's taking for is...
His response: Pepper

haha, just thought i'd share

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Old 12-15-2003, 03:24 PM   #22 (permalink)
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The eye color thing seems like a lie to me. I'm not accusing you two of being liars but it just seems so crazy.
Awesome though, I'd love to know the medical explanation of it.
You think the eye color changing seems weird? My penis turns different colors when I get horny!
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Old 12-16-2003, 05:11 PM   #23 (permalink)
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You think the eye color changing seems weird? My penis turns different colors when I get horny!
hmm my gf has blue eyes, when i see her tonight ill be sure to check ahha
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Old 12-16-2003, 06:28 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Pragma i just have to say the reinactment seems for frigin funny as hello i can actully picture that with my gf. lol wow that made me laugh for quiet some time. thanks i cant wait to tell my gf about that but she dosent twitch or anything but she does clench her fists real tight when she's about to climax its really fun when she grabs my hair and pulls me close and tells me to keep going and dont stop.
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Old 12-16-2003, 11:41 PM   #25 (permalink)
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As weird as it sounds, it's true. My eyes change colors depending upon my mood: When angry, they turn gray. When I'm happy, they're bright blue. Sleepy they turn green.
My SO and I both have color changing eyes. I have brown eyes that turn either black or hazel depending. My SO has hazel eyes that turn green. Its an amazing thing.

The whole color change deal might have to do with skin coloration and pigmentation. My eyes also seem to get darker when I'm sick and deathly pale. Who knows.
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Old 12-17-2003, 12:41 AM   #26 (permalink)
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The eye colour changing is too cool! I can't really put a finger on my eye-colour, it's kinda brown and green, with a little grey in it. Mine might change colour, just a little. I'm going to have to experiment... now where is my gf when I need her, I need to get horny
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Old 12-17-2003, 09:39 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Same here. She had hazel eyes and whenever she experienced any kind of strong emotion, i.e. horniness or sadness, her eyes would go green. It was crazy. Green light usually meant go GO GO.
Exactly. My gf does the same thing- but her eyes are always a cross of hazel and green, green mostly takes over when she's experiencing strong emotions, and brown takes over when she's really tired, etc..
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Old 12-17-2003, 12:27 PM   #28 (permalink)
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another aspect of the eye-chaning may have to do with the facial skin color. When aroused, the face flushes red, which could lead to an optical illusion changing apparent eye color.
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Old 12-17-2003, 12:39 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I don't know if my eye shade changes but I DO know that my eylids tend to relax and feel heavy and droop a bit.
I've been told that my "bedroom eyes" give me away. *shrugs*
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Old 12-18-2003, 05:03 AM   #30 (permalink)
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I'm definitely going to have to pay more attention to my girlfriend's eyes! They do change colour, but I've never associated it with hornines!
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Old 12-22-2003, 12:03 PM   #31 (permalink)
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The eye color thing sounds pretty cool, my gf eyes a brown but since im colorblind they look red most of the time and brown the rest of the time, I didnt ever think that it wasnt my eyes being retarted but her eyes changing color. But when my gf gets in the mood she gets the urge to bite me, on the shoulders or arms, she knows what not to bite, thank god.
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