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Old 12-13-2003, 04:59 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Which celeb would you just screw and which would you marry?

For me



Screw...............Xtina or whatever she goes by Aguilara







Marry.................Meg White!!!!!mmmmmmm
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Old 12-13-2003, 05:34 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Um...

Screw Colin Ferrell

Marry Jeremy Northam
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Old 12-13-2003, 05:40 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Screw Britney Spears - EHEHEHE

Marry.. umm.. hmm.. let's see... Trish Strattus

HAHA
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Old 12-13-2003, 06:47 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Hmmmmm

Screw Carmen Electra

Marry Janeane Garofalo
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Old 12-13-2003, 06:47 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Location: Denmark.
Screw britney spears and videotape it
Marry? I have no idea, most celebs seem so shallow
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Old 12-13-2003, 06:55 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I'd have sex with, um... christ the choices! Probly be Salma Hayek, and I'd marry her too
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Old 12-13-2003, 08:40 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Hmmm, do I have to narrow it down...

Can't. Screw & marry list:

Michael Vartan
Paul Walker
Jimmy Fallon
Ioan Gruffudd
Hayden Christensen

Screw: Justin Timberlake or Duncan James *HIDES*
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Old 12-13-2003, 09:28 AM   #8 (permalink)
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hmm...

screw: Brooke Burke
marry: Jessica Alba--I need a young girlie
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Old 12-13-2003, 10:18 AM   #9 (permalink)
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sounds like a job for www.fuckmarrykill.com
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Old 12-13-2003, 10:24 AM   #10 (permalink)
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screw around with...uh...fiona apple/shirley manson. hahahaha.
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Old 12-13-2003, 11:11 AM   #11 (permalink)
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screw: Angelina Jolie
marry: Natalie Portman. I hear she's smart.
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Old 12-13-2003, 12:05 PM   #12 (permalink)
Natalie Portman is sexy.
 
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Fuck: Natalie Imbruglia

Marry: Catherine Zeta-Jones, she's old, but damn she is gorgeous.
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Old 12-13-2003, 12:06 PM   #13 (permalink)
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screw: all of them (the hot chicks that is)
relationship: I'd have to go with Portman as well, Top marks at Harvard and she's a hottie. Definite pluses in my book.
marry: what are you talking about marry? I don't know any of these chicks from Eve, I'm not ready to marry. What a silly question.
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Old 12-13-2003, 12:33 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Screw and Marry : Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Old 12-13-2003, 03:31 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Screw: Rachel Bilson
Screw and Marry: Ms. Elisha Cuthbert. YUM
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Old 12-13-2003, 04:16 PM   #16 (permalink)
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screw: Angelina Jolie
marry: Drew Barrymore
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Old 12-13-2003, 05:54 PM   #17 (permalink)
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screw-paris hilton

marry-penelope cruz
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Old 12-13-2003, 06:50 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Well I would probably do a few stars.. but I couldn't say I would marry any of them without spending time to fall in love with them.
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Old 12-13-2003, 08:00 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Location: Oklahoma
Screw: Jennifer Connelley (when she was younger), Pamela Lee, Gina Lee Nolin, Heidi Klum

Marry: Michelle Pfeiffer, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Alba
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Old 12-13-2003, 08:26 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Screw: Jenny (XJ9)

Those pony tails will need at least a ½” slotted head.

Marry: Wanda

She would take care of me.
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Old 12-13-2003, 08:40 PM   #21 (permalink)
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screw: Tom DeLonge, Colin Farrell, and Stuart Townsend

marry: Tom DeLonge, Colin Farrell, and Stuart Townsend...(i'm selfish...)
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Old 12-13-2003, 08:42 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Yeah, XJ9 is just beggin' for it and Wanda could grant a wish for anything within "Da Rules."

Angelina Jolie or Jessica Alba would be nice to mess around with.

But for marriage, I'd have to pick Nicole Kidman.
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Old 12-13-2003, 08:58 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Location: Ontario for now....
Jamie Sale (the canadian figure skater for those who don't know) damn she looks good in FHM


gotta go with Elisha Cuthbert she just keeps getting better and better.

Love those Canadian girls.

what's up Rideough? Meg White?she's CrAzY
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Old 12-13-2003, 10:25 PM   #24 (permalink)
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screw you guys im going home, to marry Natalie Portman
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Old 12-13-2003, 10:45 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Location: Nova Scotia, Canada
Screw: Elisha Cuthbert! yummm (eeee! I hope she's airbrushed in real life!)

Marry: The Olsen twins (if we got divorsed would I only get one third the riches? hmmm . . .)
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Old 12-13-2003, 11:12 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Location: oregon
screw: natalie portman

marry: johnny depp
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Old 12-13-2003, 11:27 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Screw: Jessica Alba

Marry: Rachael Weisz (I would love to listen to that sexy british accent of hers every day.)
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Old 12-13-2003, 11:55 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Originally posted by stingc
screw: Angelina Jolie
marry: Natalie Portman. I hear she's smart.
that's backwards for me, Jolie is a beautiful person inside.
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Old 12-14-2003, 12:14 AM   #29 (permalink)
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celebrities are bad news... either way

I do have a list of celebrities in order of appearance I've had crushes on since childhood however:

Alyssa Miliano (Who's the Boss)
Danica McKellar (Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years!)
Christina Applegate (Married with Children)
Winona Ryder (Edward Scissorhands, etc)
Juliette Lewis (Cape Fear/ What's Eating Gilbert Grape)
Melissa Joan Hart (Clarissa Explains It All)
Ziyi Zhang (Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon)

There are others, I'm sure... but these are the ones that jump out right away.
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Old 12-14-2003, 12:58 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Joyce Dewitt and Rhea Pearlman..YEAH!!!!
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Old 12-14-2003, 01:05 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Screw - None, Im monamorous, and either way, I dont screw for fun, I do it for a higher purpose than physical satisfaction.

Marry - None, celebraties are made unmarryable simply by being a celeb. Theres no way it would work, last, or be worth the trouble, in almost every case.

That was easy...
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Old 12-14-2003, 01:14 AM   #32 (permalink)
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S: umm can i just say the olsen twins? (im 18... so age is about right ) but can i get a 2 for one with them?
M:Tara Ried
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Old 12-14-2003, 03:37 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by numist
Screw - None, Im monamorous, and either way, I dont screw for fun, I do it for a higher purpose than physical satisfaction.

Marry - None, celebraties are made unmarryable simply by being a celeb. Theres no way it would work, last, or be worth the trouble, in almost every case.

That was easy...
Of course... I'd never actually screw/marry any of them unless there was substance, a viable relationship, etc.

In lady's fantasy-land however...
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Old 12-14-2003, 08:58 AM   #34 (permalink)
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screw- Tom DeLonge
Marry- Paul Walker
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Old 12-14-2003, 11:47 AM   #35 (permalink)
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screw:buffy(vampire slayer)
marry:mariah carey and meg ryan
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Old 12-14-2003, 03:18 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Location: Calgary, AB
Screw: Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears
Marry: Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Mcanahay (sp?)
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Old 12-14-2003, 03:22 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Location: Sunny South Florida
Screw: Cameron Diaz, the Jennifers (Aniston and Huge tits), Lucy Liu

Marry: Athina Onassis (she is not only beautiful, but super rich also)
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Old 12-14-2003, 05:26 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Marry-anyone excluding paris hilton...dumb shallow whore

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Old 12-14-2003, 05:53 PM   #39 (permalink)
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screw spears,

marry jessica alba. oh my.
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Old 12-14-2003, 08:35 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Location: New Jersey
Screw: Keira Knightley (sweet 18)


Marry: Jessica Alba (then I could fuck her for the rest of my life)
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