Which celeb would you just screw and which would you marry? - Page 2 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

sailor · 12-14-2003, 09:05 PM

Screw: Way too many to list here.

Marry: Probably Natalie Portman.

analog · 12-14-2003, 09:19 PM

Marry: Mira Sorvino. She's in fuckin MENSA, AND she's hot.

Fuck: Elisha Cuthbert mmmmmmmm....

jw_toyboy · 12-15-2003, 12:03 AM

Tough very tough.
Screw: this could be a long list.....
Marry: Angelina Jolie or Charlize Theron

Wombat · 12-15-2003, 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Original King
Screw and Marry : Jennifer Love Hewitt

Bugger. Looks like I have some competition.

/rolls up sleeves

Sho Nuff · 12-15-2003, 07:41 AM

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Originally posted by Leviathan[NCV]
I'd have sex with, um... christ the choices! Probly be Salma Hayek, and I'd marry her too

stole both of mine

mb99usa · 12-15-2003, 07:46 AM

Too many to list in the screw category. I can't think of 1 I'd like to marry.

Bill O'Rights · 12-15-2003, 10:20 AM

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Originally posted by ratbastid
Marry Janeane Garofalo

Dammit! ratbastid always gets the good ones before I do...

Well, I'll go with Alyson Hannigan...on both counts.

frankx · 12-15-2003, 07:55 PM

screw: Britney Spears

marry: Salma Hayek

MurrayWithAPike · 12-20-2003, 02:39 PM

Screw: Alyssa Milano. Don't get much hotter than this, but I can't stand her acting. So, out the door she goes.

Marry: Audrey Tautou. Ever see Amélie? Most adorably gorgeous woman in the history of the world. I could tap that ass forever and a day.

shannon · 12-20-2003, 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by ratbastid
Hmmmmm

Screw Carmen Electra

Marry Janeane Garofalo

i love it.
there are to many i would love to screw. i would likely have to stick with the females though for actual screwing and have my bf join in. i couldn't leave him out. i could fool around with a lot of guys i'm sure on my own, but i couldn't bring myself to fuck them. to marrry i don't think i could stand anyone long enough beside my SO. i'm a party pooper.

soxsfans · 12-21-2003, 07:32 AM

screw: many..... pick just one... Helen Hunt

marry: Paige Davis

Sparhawk · 12-21-2003, 01:38 PM

Screw: Ann Coulter (in a very uncomfortable place)

Marry: Who knows, you can't really judge a person by the people she's played in movies...

yankeefatboy · 12-21-2003, 09:59 PM

screw: Brooke Shields or Raquel Welch

marry: no one. They don't last

sigma1042 · 12-22-2003, 02:04 PM

f like crazy- angelina jolie

marry-jessica biel

thespian86 · 12-23-2003, 09:26 AM

Screw Tara Ried because she is the sexy, yet adventurous blonde that i've always dreamed of and

Marry Tiffany Amber Thiesen because i'm a nice guy who would treat her better then that loser Zack Morris

monkeydriven · 12-26-2003, 08:59 AM

Great question....

Screw: Christina Aguilera

Marry: Julianne Moore, Chloe Sevigny, or Laura Linney

vveronica · 12-26-2003, 10:37 AM

hmmmm Screw..... Arnold Schwarzenegger

Marry..................... Huey Long
Hey i like big guys hehehehe

monstermash · 12-26-2003, 10:38 AM

Screw: Jessica Alba and Jennifer Aniston. They are both so damn sexy. I've had one too many fantasies about having sex with both.

Marry: no one. celebs are too much trouble, it seems.

yoda77 · 12-26-2003, 11:31 PM

screw-------all of charlies angels then and now. MARRY------demi moore shes been hot for years....

brandon11983 · 12-27-2003, 05:50 PM

Screw: Aria Giovanni

Marry: Alley Baggett... my one and only

new_timer · 12-29-2003, 06:13 PM

Alyson Hannigan to screw.
Jodie Foster to marry.

Bjork is my overall pick.

12-14-2003, 09:05 PM	#41 (permalink)
sailor beauty in the breakdown Location: Chapel Hill, NC	Screw: Way too many to list here. Marry: Probably Natalie Portman. __________________ "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." --Plato

12-15-2003, 07:46 AM	#46 (permalink)
mb99usa Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while. Location: wherever I am	Too many to list in the screw category. I can't think of 1 I'd like to marry. __________________ So, what's your point? It's not an attitude, it's a way of life.

12-15-2003, 07:55 PM	#48 (permalink)
frankx Psycho Location: The Tip of the Boot	screw: Britney Spears marry: Salma Hayek __________________ Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunken Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

12-20-2003, 02:39 PM	#49 (permalink)
MurrayWithAPike Upright	Screw: Alyssa Milano. Don't get much hotter than this, but I can't stand her acting. So, out the door she goes. Marry: Audrey Tautou. Ever see Amélie? Most adorably gorgeous woman in the history of the world. I could tap that ass forever and a day. __________________ Shave bacon?

12-21-2003, 01:38 PM	#52 (permalink)
Sparhawk Dubya Location: VA	Screw: Ann Coulter (in a very uncomfortable place) Marry: Who knows, you can't really judge a person by the people she's played in movies... __________________ "In Iraq, no doubt about it, it's tough. It's hard work. It's incredibly hard. It's - and it's hard work. I understand how hard it is. I get the casualty reports every day. I see on the TV screens how hard it is. But it's necessary work. We're making progress. It is hard work."

12-14-2003, 09:19 PM	#42 (permalink)
analog Banned	Marry: Mira Sorvino. She's in fuckin MENSA, AND she's hot. Fuck: Elisha Cuthbert mmmmmmmm....

12-15-2003, 12:03 AM	#43 (permalink)
jw_toyboy Tilted Location: Australia	Tough very tough. Screw: this could be a long list..... Marry: Angelina Jolie or Charlize Theron

12-21-2003, 07:32 AM	#51 (permalink)
soxsfans Junkie	screw: many..... pick just one... Helen Hunt marry: Paige Davis

12-21-2003, 09:59 PM	#53 (permalink)
yankeefatboy Addict Location: northern california	screw: Brooke Shields or Raquel Welch marry: no one. They don't last

12-22-2003, 02:04 PM	#54 (permalink)
sigma1042 Crazy	f like crazy- angelina jolie marry-jessica biel __________________ [Arthur] HA HA HA HA, It's a little joke![/Arthur]

12-23-2003, 09:26 AM	#55 (permalink)
thespian86 change is hard. Location: the green room.	Screw Tara Ried because she is the sexy, yet adventurous blonde that i've always dreamed of and Marry Tiffany Amber Thiesen because i'm a nice guy who would treat her better then that loser Zack Morris __________________ EX: Whats new? ME: I officially love coffee more then you now. EX: uh... ME: So, not much.

12-26-2003, 08:59 AM	#56 (permalink)
monkeydriven Addict Location: Boston	Great question.... Screw: Christina Aguilera Marry: Julianne Moore, Chloe Sevigny, or Laura Linney __________________ you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time... ------------------------------------------------ Posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox

12-26-2003, 10:37 AM	#57 (permalink)
vveronica Psycho Location: northern california	hmmmm Screw..... Arnold Schwarzenegger Marry..................... Huey Long Hey i like big guys hehehehe __________________ ...We find ourselves in a struggle for our very right to exsist... We will not go quietly into the night... We will not give up without a fight...

12-26-2003, 10:38 AM	#58 (permalink)
monstermash Upright	Screw: Jessica Alba and Jennifer Aniston. They are both so damn sexy. I've had one too many fantasies about having sex with both. Marry: no one. celebs are too much trouble, it seems.

12-26-2003, 11:31 PM	#59 (permalink)
yoda77 Tilted Location: SF BAY AREA	screw-------all of charlies angels then and now. MARRY------demi moore shes been hot for years.... __________________ DRINK,SMOKE AND LAUGH

12-27-2003, 05:50 PM	#60 (permalink)
brandon11983 Stereophonic Location: Chitown!!	Screw: Aria Giovanni Marry: Alley Baggett... my one and only __________________ Well behaved women rarely make history.

12-29-2003, 06:13 PM	#61 (permalink)
new_timer Crazy	Alyson Hannigan to screw. Jodie Foster to marry. Bjork is my overall pick.