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Old 12-01-2003, 11:51 AM   #1 (permalink)
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My wife's anatomy tends to limit our sexual acitivities. (For those who keep up, you all know what i'm talking about, but otherwise, she has TMJ [jaw problems] and a very "shallow" vagina.) In short, BJs are out and doggy tends to be a problem if I get too "into" it.

What are some alternative sex acts you recommend? I think that if she is in the right mood, she is up for pretty much anything.

We're just somewhat limited.

Granted the kama sutra is the standard, but there have to be other ideas/books available.

Thanks.
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Old 12-01-2003, 12:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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How about her on top? That way she controls how deep you get. There's also titty fucking, either you on top or her on top. What about some manual stimulation? Can you say handjob? I knew you could. I once dated a girl that had asthma, she couldn't do BJ's either. What she would do however, is lick and then suck the underside of my cock right below the head. She'd get me to cum that way.
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Old 12-01-2003, 12:17 PM   #3 (permalink)
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there are tons of other things you could do. the question lies in how open the 2 of you are. there are inanimate objects you could introduce.. i.e. sex toys, food, etc., there's anal sex, there's making love in dangerous places, there's voyeurism.. watching each other masturbate.. the list goes on and on...

try a trip to a couples oriented sex shop.. they will have everythig there could imagine including books to help with just 'what new position do you recommend' question.
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Old 12-02-2003, 08:28 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I would not usually recommend it but anal might just work for you both.. I find the whole thing a odd.
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Old 12-02-2003, 10:51 AM   #5 (permalink)
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there's anal sex, there's making love in dangerous places
depending on the girl anal sex can be a dangerous place.... make sure you warn her first
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Old 12-02-2003, 10:58 AM   #6 (permalink)
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hahah it would be funny if they made some deal like a donut (put on a baseball bat for warming up) over your shaft so it would limit u from going in too deep.

my wife has that problem as well sometimes. in certain positions i have to be carefull to not go to deep. having a kid helped...lol
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Old 12-02-2003, 11:14 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Ive been meaning to get into Tantric sex for a while but with my girl living out of town i was all up in it just as soon as i saw her. You should try it. Its based on slow motions timed with breatheing and meditation and is supposed to produce the best, most explosive and longest lasting orgasms. In fact, if it works start a thread on it.
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Old 12-02-2003, 12:16 PM   #8 (permalink)
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You could always go down on her, have fun doing that there is a great post in here you can use as a guide, maybe she can give you a hand job, maybe working in some mouth work (not sure what she is capable of with the jaw problems)

where there is a will there is a way

If it is really a problem, you can always seek professional help, there is a program on late at night, don’t know the channel but its an elderly lady that is completely open about everything, she takes calls and emails i believe, she'll have some suggestions i would think.
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Old 12-02-2003, 02:07 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Possiblilities are endless with 2 open and loving people. Many body parts with the right amount of lube that can be used.
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Old 12-02-2003, 02:19 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Hands are good...hands are very good...
A tube of Astroglide and an open mind open up a whole bunch of doors (figuratively, and in some sense literally...)
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Old 12-02-2003, 03:17 PM   #11 (permalink)
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um you cant open doors with lube on your hands, it just slips around and around
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Old 12-02-2003, 05:32 PM   #12 (permalink)
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hahah it would be funny if they made some deal like a donut (put on a baseball bat for warming up) over your shaft so it would limit u from going in too deep.
hah, that's funny if you imagine it .. i think it would just kill it if you have to stop, place donut over dong and then continue ..

sex usually doesnt have safety feature objects ('cept for condoms)
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Old 12-02-2003, 05:58 PM   #13 (permalink)
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hahah it would be funny if they made some deal like a donut...
Anyone else have the vision of a Krispy Kreme type donut hanging off of their wang?

Although having a girl eat that donut off....
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Old 12-03-2003, 07:47 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Although having a girl eat that donut off....
damn good idea. The thought of getting head from a girl whos face is covered in white donut powder is cracking me up.
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Old 12-03-2003, 05:28 PM   #15 (permalink)
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damn good idea. The thought of getting head from a girl whos face is covered in white donut powder is cracking me up.


hehe thats funny
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