illesturban

LMFAOOOOOOOO

yeah no shit I might have to stop by Applebee's tomorrow. And yeah haha that would be a hilarious marketing campaign.

Paq

Ahem, new Applebee's marketting slogan:

"Dat shit's so good, you'll cream your pants..."

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wrongfullyaccuzd

Here I was, thinking I was just going to reply with the concurring "it was probably pressure on your prostate," when I read this...

...and laughed for 10 minutes.

asudevil83

this story is great....classic even. i've never ever heard of anything like this before, yet the explaination makes sense. funny shit man.

i would have loved to see the look on your face as you are driving and all of the sudden......SPOOOGE IN THE PANTS. all we would have needed to hear from you next was "honey, i'm not really in the mood, i already had sex with the car."

Grimlok

OH man... That's the funniest damn thing I've ever read... The Fact that your girlfriend was with you was even funnier.

"Uhm.. I don't feel well. I"m going to go home."

"O.k. honey" she replies.

Meno kisses her and speeds back to Applebee's for seconds... but not until he changes his pants... Jogging pants this time.

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Jephree

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Sexual Hypnotherapy Needed Immediately

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paulie

Off to eat lots and lots!!!!!!

440sixpack

Or...... "Feelin' goooooooood in the neighborhood!"

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