Aneros
 

Ok gents, does any one of you have this product?

The Blurb that is supposed to be testimonial seems a bit ott for belief...

But if it's only half as good as they reckon...

So, again, does anyone have any personal info to share?

*moves glasses to end of nose, looks over rim*

Also very interested, I checked out my local toystores and it wasn't there, then checked the Aneros site and saw it is in pretty limited distribution to physical stores, and none in my state.

There's some discussion in this thread.

Edit: if you don't feel like following links and are wondering what the thread is about, it is a male prostate stimulator that looks like http://www.extremerestraints.com/Mer...1/anerosth.jpg

i want to see you guys wearing them hehehehheheheheh

i want to get one of these for my bf. :D

That thing looks dangerous...



and fun.

The little bulbous bit at the bottom is for the perineum(?), perhaps particularly what i've been led to believe the ancient chinese called the 'million dollar spot' (sic) amd so stimulating the prostate from the perineum as well.

perineum = the taint.

wether i've spelled it right or not is another matter.

is it a klingon weapon of some sort?

Set phasers to orgasm ?

LOL

never experienced anything like that, and I dunno how open I am to such stimulation.

I read an article review of the product on http://www.nerve.com before they moved all of their articles into paid-users-only mode. Basically, this dude had to do a research assignment on it and test it out. It took a while for him to put up the news article because his test sample kept mysteriously disappearing from his desktop. He'd get one, go for a coffee break, and it'd be gone. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. So, finally he orders it one last time and he hides it in a drawer until he gets off work. He goes home to try it, puts it in slowly and waits for himself to loosen up a bit. He's not impressed much by it, so he turns over to grab an extra towel and as he put it, he almost "dropped sauce immediately." It was a really amusing article, wish I could share it with you all. End result: He would definitely do it again.

Just Googled that one, motdakasha, and found it reprinted on the Aneros site.

What a great line...

I've been looking at one of these in my local shop... Just need to save up the $$ for one...

I refuse to believe that not one of you out there has one of these.

You do.

I know you do.

SPILL THE BEANS.

*cough*

I dunno, just the thought of something up there kinda turns me off. Plus the idea of having to clean that thing doesnt exactly please me either. I think I will just stick to my hand.

But then, surely, you'll have to get your hand dirty?



(Yes, I know.)

C'mon, just go get it and write us a trip report. :D

*mutters like mutley*

Maybe.

*Looks around sneakily*

The missus is gone for a few days... If only I could find somewhere that could deliver to the UK in 48 hours...

heh...

Why hide it from her?

I'm thinking of asking my wife to get on top while that's inside me, once we get ahold of one. I Imagine my head literally exploding would be a pleasurable, if non-repeatable, sensation.

Looks fun to me. . .

An ex shoved her vibrator up my bum hole when she was giving me head......the best, strongest and intense orgasm ever!! Mind you 2 days of a sore ring followed.

Delicacy is required....

Well, if tisonlyi isn't going to bite the bullet, looks like it is up to me.

The box is on its way from Blowfish.com, an Aneros for me, and a lovely piece of silicone named Woody for my wife:
http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys...t-vxn-1099.jpg

Blowfish has been around forever, and their privacy policy seemed really solid, so I went ahead and took the plunge.

Not sure when we'll get a chance to try these out, but I promise to come back to this thead then. Wish me luck!

I wish I had the nerve to try one of those because of the "milking the prostate" phenomenae from American Pie (at least I think it was American Pie). That guy seemed like he was enjoying it... :lol:

i am pretty sure its from road trip

sounds pretty cool if it actually works...which it sounds like it does...
the sore bum doesn't sound pleasant though...and i heard that after so long of stretching the anus, the sphincter will just totally give out. dunno if it's true or not.

well it wouldn't really stretch THAT much... I mean the directions have it adjust right? and the size stays the same. I spose if you upgraded the width of the thing every coupla months, then you'd have something to worry about.

I expect a full report Redlemon! And Nice touch by getting something for the lady. :)

i too am interested in hearing a full report. my curiosity is piqued.

mine too

mine three! hmmm...

The package is supposed to arrive on Thursday. We might get a chance this weekend, otherwise it might be a couple more weekends. But I won't chicken out, you'll hear from me here eventually. Well, it's only an inch in diameter at the widest point, and it tapers off after you get it in. I've had bowel movements much bigger than that.

There is actually no way I am going to stick anything like that up my arse!

A) Only the top part goes in, and its only 4 inches or so. The left hook presses against the taint, and the right hook curls up as a handle.

Or, if you realized that already,

B) Your loss.

b) I guess!

I mean, I am not disputing there is a possibility that it could cause pleasurable sensations, but there is just no way anything is going 1 inch, 4 inches or any amount of inches up there... personally, I just wouldnt feel comfortable with myself or with doing that.

Say hello to the possibility of colon cancer when you get older then.

Well... I can report that I bought one a couple of weeks ago...

What can I say. AWESOME!!!

I have used it both solo and with my wife and have the following to report:

SOLO
The first time I used the Aneros I only had a little bit of time to actually use it. I followed the instructions as best I could but did not achieve the multiple orgasms that I'd read about.

I did however have one of the most mind blowing orgasms I've had in a long time!

The second time I used it by myself I managed to get very close to a "prostate" orgasm but never quite made it happen. Too distracted, not relaxed enough, whatever. I could feel it building but couldn't get over the edge... got impatient and started using my hand and just went for the traditional whack off (with the added bonus that it was still an incredibly powerful orgasm).

I've been to their website and it suggests that it can take time to develop yourself physically and mentally to accept a prostate orgasm... I'm all for trying this some more.

What's the worst thing that can happen? I keep having mind blowing ordinary orgasms? Sign me up!


WITH MY WIFE
I showed my new acquisition to my wife and explained that I was going to have to try it out with her... She's pretty game.

So in goes the Aneros and we are off to the races...

OH MY GOD! Not only did I end up having an incredible orgasm, but the journey to that orgasm was pleasurable indeed. I don't think I have been that vocal during sex in well... forever.


All I can say is GO BUY ONE you won't regret it.

Look, Im not trying to diss other people if they like this sort of thing, but you cant seriously tell me that not being anally, for the want of a better word, penetrated is going to increase my chances of getting colon cancer.

Well.....I can sort of say that. I'm not saying it will increase your chance of getting colon cancer, but I am saying that when you reach a certain age they recommend you get a colonoscopy because of colon cancer risks. Colonoscopies can sometimes catch colon cancer in its early stages which can increase your risk of survival. So someday you may have more than 1 - 4 or even 14 inches, for that matter, shoved up your mud whistle.

Sorry about that...didn't mean to change the subject. And it wasn't a stab at you either. Smooches.

hmmm....
hmmm.......
hmmm...........

this is very interesting and sparking some curiosity; thanks for the testimonial.

I dont think 14 inches sounds feasible, man!

I mean, seriously, I'm only 5 9 - 14 inches would be hitting my heart or something.

Unfortunately....I know......by experience.....that it is......:(.

Thank God for anesthesia.

OK OK, back to the subject at hand.

http://www.titantoolsupply.com/Images/oseries_1.jpg

Bow to the power of the endocope!!!


Seriously... as has been posted here and other places before... Milking the prostate is good for your health. Older men (I'm not that old yet) will even go to their doctors to have this done.

Charlatan, thanks for the encouraging writeup (the first one, of course)!

just ordered one......
I just hope it lives up to its hype...

report back, soldier!

I'm still a tad weird with stickin stuff in me arse

from everything i've heard... i'm warming up to the idea.

First round report: inconclusive.

I was kind of hoping that the Aneros would do all the work for me. Sure, I read the directions and all, but I was hoping it'd be a bit more obvious.

Getting it in wasn't too hard, once I figured out what the correct angle was (hey, I said I'm new at this). It helps if you use the perenium abutment as a guide. And it didn't take long for me to get used to it.

"Continue to breath slowly and begin to contract the sphincter muscle in time with your breathing." Oops, I think I was contracting my PC muscle for the last 15 minutes. Hmm, let's work at that again.

"Concentrate your mind on your prostate." I have no idea where my prostate is. I mean, it's in there somewhere, but I don't really know where, or what it feels like when bumped, or whatever.

"At this time, lubricant plays an important role to keep the Aneros Massager as slippery as possible so that the massager’s movement is easily effected by the anal sphincter’s actions." Is it moving? I don't really know. Perhaps it isn't, and I lost too much lube in the insertion process.

Anyway, I was working this while my wife worked the Woody next to me (which she liked MUCH better than the standard rubber toys). She was done well before me. Eventually, she gave me a blowjob to finish me off, since the Aneros didn't seem to be getting me anywhere this round. And, my eventual orgasm was kind of constricted; perhaps the perenium abutment was pressing against the wrong tube, or something.

Anyway, as I stated above, "results hazy; try again later." There's a forum on the Aneros web site for further advice. I'll read up further there, and give another shot later.

Ditto.

redlemon...anything else to report? :D

still waiting for it to arrive....
they charged my card yesterday... so it should be sometime soon.

I'm not expecting anything much initially. From reading the forums, it seems that most people take a while to gain any 'benefits' from the thing.

wow... it had actually arrived when i last posted. Was sitting in this innocent looking USPS box.

First impressions:
Its much SMALLER than it looks. Perhaps around the length of my middle finger. Slightly thicker.

Didn't have any lube handy, so I used the convieniently provided sample of lube included in the box. Probably not enough, since they recommend using lots of it.

Didn't have a dropper to lube myself up either, so I just coated the Aneros.

Got used to to pretty fast, but perhaps coz of insufficient lube, it didn't move around very much. Interesting sensation though. Tried the instructions on the website, tried the breathing exercises but eventually got impatient, and finished myself off.

managed to do that without hands though... just stretching the skin..

Definitely a much stronger orgasm then usual. Shot further too....

The external thing that's supposed to press against the perinium, kept sliding around. I'll try not to get any lube on it next time.

Verdict: Mixed results. Not giving up on this though. Allocate lots of time for this. =)

Keep up the good work, sport! :D

Any new results?

No second run yet for me, but perhaps I'll have some time on Saturday. dimbulb, how 'bout you? Or, anyone else place an order yet?

Tried KY jelly for my second run.

Didn't work too well. Most of it got scraped off on insertion. Again, not much effect on me (especially in terms of trying to get that prostate thing going. )

I'm pretty stressed and all about job hunting recently, so not really in the mood for all this.

I have pics... lol.. .though i don't really think anyone is interested in seeing me using this thing.... hhhaha...

That's why, when it comes to anal-anything, too much lube is always almost enough. Also, if you put some latex on it (if it's too small try the finger of a glove or a finger condom maybe?) the lube might stay longer. I've never actually handled an aneros (well maybe I did at Good Vibrations, but I can't recall) but I imagine it's plastic, which has a pretty slick surface. Latex will create a more porous surface for the lube to stick to.

Hope that's helpful.

It is hard plastic. I like to squirt a bunch on me and then dribble some on the Aneros iteself... by the time its inserted there seems to be plenty of lube.

I also find that giving myself an enema before hand can make the experience better.

Follow-up on usage:

I still haven't had one of the multi-orgasms... I think I am just too impatient. I've felt myself getting close to what seems like an orgasm (without touching my self) but just can seem to get over the hump (so to speak)...

That said, when I do take matters into my own hands, the orgasm is really strong and much deeper than without the Aneros.

Uh hunh. Doctors. Sure.

I want one of those.
I'm not a fan of anything going into my ass, but I'd try it.

This is a quote from that article someone posted about it...

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A friend of the Mongoose once told me that anal sex was "okay" — apart from the dismount. "It's like a really fun house party," she explained. "But then everybody leaves all at once, and you're left alone, like, 'Where'd everybody go?'" As I removed the Aneros, this made total sense. I felt vulnerable, delicate, a little light-headed and empty. I looked down at the massager and was relieved to see that it was clean as a whistle. I think that's typical. Otherwise, why would they make them in white?
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I have to say that this is the funniest shit I've ever read on the TFP... My eyes are so wet I can barely see right now and my ribs hurt.

Sad part is... I can't tell anyone what I'm laughing at... I'm at work!

Round 2: better, but still inconclusive.

Using the advice from the Aneros forum, I used a infant medicine syringe to inject a good amount of lube internally before insertion, and that seemed to solve the lubrication issue.

Once again, I was getting some stimulation, but after about a half-hour, I was getting bored with it and didn't feel like I was approaching a release. So, a little lube on the hand, and I began to stroke. *BANG* That orgasm came out of nowhere about 10 seconds later, practically no buildup, I didn't even have the tissues ready.

The orgasm was very good, but at this point there is still too much time investment to get there. If you live alone, the balance equation might be different for you.

I'm with you on this Redlemon... It does seem to take a lot of time. I've only been able to spend any lengthy amount of time with it when I am travelling on business.

There are just too many interuptions and things to do that don't involve sex at home...

That said, the orgasms I have when I've got it inserted are quite intense...

Got it
 

My g/f gave it to me for my birthday. Tried it solo, but I haven't had a chance to incorporate it in a duo act. It's not really the type of thing for that if I understand correctly.

It's nice, but haven't gotten anywhere near a hands free orgasm, but I have gotten a nice prostate massage and more satisfying masturbation.

Perfectly comfortable like all the anal manipulations I've experienced. I will have to try using more lube, I didn't experience discomfort, but it might increase movement and stimulation.

suffering from prostatitis, for me trying it out would be agony..

uh yeah, that would be pretty uncomfortable.

For those of you who think you will never have to have something up there, kill yourself before you are 55 cause if you don't then you will. Also kids guess what the entire colon is roughly 5' long. When a full colonoscopy is done they check every inch, so you might as well get used to it now.

Of course a sygmoidoscopy is a scope of smaller porportions, it examines the sygmoid colon which measures about a foot or two.

As for the sexual toy, I may be willing to try this... sounds promising from reading this thread.

So... it's been a year (or half a year) on... are there any updates to this? Do you guys still use it? Or is it sitting on the shelf (or wherever ;) ) somewhere?

It sounded interesting at first... but after hearing some of your test results, it sounds like I'd get bored too quickly.

I still use it fairly regularly... I used it mostly when I am travelling for business because that it when I have time to myself for a leisurely session...

Just last weekend I was using it with my wife and had my first hands free orgasm... It was intense.

Ultimately it just gives me a much more intense orgasms each and every time.

I use it occasionally. Alot less now that I live with my g/f and am no longer flying solo. I think the aneros makes for some pretty amazing oral sex. My only complaint is that the thing for stimulating your perinium can bite into your skin during orgasm when your anus tightens up. At least it did for me.

I haven't been back to it since my last posting, but that's because, as Charlatan said, you need a whole bunch of solo time. I'll use it again, sometime.

I do have one, but haven't used it much... I love anything anal so I just need to put aside some time for it... maybe tonight with the requisite blow job.

I got an aneros for my husband. Origianlly he completely refused to even try it. After alot of nagging on my part he finally decided to give it a go. He loved it. Since then we have gone on to buy all sorts of toys and strapons. His favourite is the Pantra Prostate Massager from London, Uk

New to this site, so please be kind, and yes i'm a Transvestite (straight) so please keep the flames low.
I bought an aneros helix (smallest and cheapest) after reading the claims on the Aneros website which describe Super O's, super T's, dry orgasms etc and thought if its half as good as they say it should be fun.
The first few tries were quite dissapointing, using the breathing and the anal contractions was pretty boring and unfulfilling. There was sensation from the prostate but the length of time you need to keep your spinchter contracted is extensive for an untrained group of muscles. In short you get quite tired before the sensations aneros claim kick in. However, and this is the biggie, I persevered mainly because there was a hint at the sensations to come from the prostate. I popped the thing in as often as I could for about two weeks, not concentrating on anything but toning the sphinchter muscles. Then one morning when I had plenty of time and having just woken I lubed up the aneros and slipped it in, and retired to bed. Opposite to what the website says I lay on my front and this seemed to increase the sensation. I increased the duration for each contraction until I was holding for several minutes between relaxing. The sensations felt stronger than before and compelled me to hold the contractions longerand longer. You read on the Aneros site of shaking and involuntary leg shaking and the like and if like me you are sceptical you think nonsense. The thing is that morning something clicked and next thing my legs are quivering and the sensations from my butt were ramping up getting stronger and stronger. These sensations were enveloping my body and bearing in mind there was minimal penile stimulation the onrush of an orgasm was looming. It built and built until I was shaking, every nerve fibre seemed alive, then it happened, an orgasm so strong and powerful it took me five minutes to recover my composure. The intensity was incredible, I had no idea if I had ejaculated, I was simply wasted, spent and so so satisfied.

I have replicated the above experience again since then (yesterday in fact), it was different and actually more intense.

So there you are they do work, but you have to persevere and use lube!!!

BTW I have no connection to Aneros, and/or any retailer, I just happened across this forum and thought why not share my knowledge. Believe me I was very sceptical until a few days ago and now I'm converted.

Welcome JennyJones, I haven't had the success you have had, but I haven't tried as hard either. Sounds like some good advice.

How do you deal with that sharpish edge on the front of the Aneros? I find that irritates me after a while. Some of the other brands of prostate stimulator have smoother bits there, but I don't see spending the money to replace it right now.

And, welcome to TFP! I don't think that we have any other transvestites on board, but we have many open-minded people of varying sexualities. I hope you stay, and that we can learn from your experiences.

Thanks for the welcome. With regards that awkward lump pressing on the perineum I also found it very uncomfortable at first. However recently, the irritating nature of the lump has dissapeared. I cannot explain this really but I think in the early days I was also manually manipulating the device and I think this caused too much friction on that spot, so that next time I used it the perineum was a little sensitive.

I think that is the reason aneros tell you to become accustomed to the unit for 20 mins before starting the contraction phase. Secondly as you become more used to the aneros it seems to pivot around the perineum as opposed to the early days when the draw is perpendicular to your anal canal. My body just seemed to work it out overnight

That sounds awful!!

I have 2 of these. I just received the a couple of weeks ago. One is the Progasm and the other is MGX. So far, I've tried them twice, I have not had the "Super O" that they talk about in their forums directions on their web site. But I will continue to try. They to relax and enjoy the feeling and do lght pelvic contraction ever so often and sooner or later you'll get what you are looking for. It suppose be similar better than a woman's g-spot orgasm.


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