If only it was this easy?
 

Today i was watching a documentary on monkeys, which was narratored/hosted by David Attenborough (sp?).

Anyway, one of the species of monkeys he was profiling has this interesting mating scheme, in which the females butts would puff up and become very pink showin the male they're ready to mate. And they'd then let any male who'd protected her or something, in the past, mate with her.

hmmm, seems a lot more simple than our way and all the other relationships games and dilemas.

:lol: just a thought :p

It would bring a whole new meaning to women asking if their butts looked big.

oh this is wonderful, I know alot of guys that look like shaved monkeys.. I can see where they would need help like that in getting laid... But it is perfect, Just what a guy would like simple and not having to invest any time or effort.

We don't mind putting in the time and effort. Sometimes the pay-off just isn't what we were expecting.

There are a lot of species in the animal kingdom that have found simplicity is sometimes the best route. We just seem to buck against this every chance we get.

btw i am not being too serious here, Just a bit of a joke. I don't mean to offend anyone.

I thought it might provide a bit of a laugh?

Sorry if I got off onto a serious tangent there. I got the light heartedness of your post sleepyjack. The crack about men and not wanting to invest any time and effort just rubbed me the wrong way.

Personally, I'd like it if their nipples would glow. :crazy:

Pink butts and glowing nipples:crazy:

You are ready for a trip to Vegas Dano69.

It's exactly the same with both species. The monkeys protect to get it (give something to the female) and we buy them things to get it (give them something they want) the monkeys way is more moral though.

Lol ... if only ...

If my butt got big every time I was horny, I'd look like Jennifer Lopez most of the time.

i believe there is a species of chimpanzee (pygmy chimps or something - anyway, they are a type of chimp) who just hump ALL THE TIME...

i mean with everyone, any way they can... i think the only taboo is child-mother.

not sure if homosexuality was indulged in, but these little buggers just kept rooting... it seemed like another form of showing affection, like picking knits or preening... they´d have some big fight, and then they´d just root to make up for things.

yes, it would be so much simpler being a monkey... but i wonder would it be as much fun?

All you do is eat and sleep and mate and roll around
in your own filth and mate and eat and - where do I sign up?

Why do you think they say "Kinky Monkey butt sex"? Or maybe that was just me :)

Talk about interesting...Though I'm not sure if a womans' butt would just "blow" up....sounds ridiculous.

And that would be a bad thing?

Hey bro, come check this out! Look at her, she's kinda cute- DAMN! What a tiny ass... PRUDE!!!

Wow I would have a lot of perspective mate hahahah!

yeh, i've seen a show like that before, it's pretty cool, but where's the fun in that.!?!?!

There is a catch even in monkeyworld. The male has to offer long term protection from others before he can qualify as a mate. So even in monkeyworld, there is time and effort invested.

Bonobos.

Take that, Creationism :cool:

This would be the perfect fix for the human dating system. As is, there is no indication other than verbal communication that a person is single, dating, or whatever else. The only symbol of attachment we have is the marriage ring...and that can just be taken off. *sigh*

It's frustrating.

See - I've been saying it for years - humans need tails.

If a young lady or fellah struck your fancy, you'd have no coice but to wag it a little.

Less bullshit posturing all around. Less mindgames. More time for a real relationship - sex and intamacy and friendship and all of the good stuff.

Puffy butt almost as good . . . but less coy.

Just my 2 cents.

Are you sure you weren't watching Sex and the City?

Oh yeah...that's just what I need; yet <i>another</i> reason to get my face slapped. I can see it now..."Oh, I just <i>know</i> you're not waggin' your tail at <i>me</i>." There're probably some very good reasons that humans don't have tails; and I'm bettin' that's one of 'em.