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numist · 10-25-2003, 07:44 PM

I wear jeans, but I cant hide it, and if I tuck it under the waistband, it hangs out... so I put a hand in the pocket and aim at my shoes....

or sit down, which usually turns out to be the easier option...

such a hassle...

frozenstellar · 10-25-2003, 08:26 PM

depends where it is - in the middle of class i'll ignore it and he goes back to sleep.

but apart from that, he's usually pretty good - doesnt jump up and down excessively when i cant hide it.

however, the girlfriend loves to get him going at the worst of times.. eg. just before we're about to leave a really posh resturant for a dinner party.. so freakin embarrasing.

Dnz · 10-26-2003, 12:43 AM

Its the reason i wear briefs.

Trust me, ive tried other ways, and when it gets going, theres no stopping.

Briefs may get a bad wrap for not being manly enough, but theyre great when i dont want everyone to know about my manlyness hahah

analog · 10-26-2003, 02:54 AM

briefs make it go straight up, i just tuck it into the waistband

Harshaw · 10-26-2003, 07:32 AM

I had a friend come visit me from Florida the other day. She is like a sister to me, I wouldn't want to have sex with her, it would be way to wierd. We were watching a movie and she decided to lay her head on my leg. Not a problem except for the fact that her hand was pretty much brushing against "the boys". I've never thought so many wholesome thoughts in all my life. Normally when a girl wants to get that close, my thoughts are of a more human nature. Needless to say, I was very happy to be wearing my baggiest pair of shorts.

TheBrit · 10-26-2003, 08:55 AM

Just imagine goatse. Unless that turns you on or something. Pervert.

GoldenOuroboros · 10-26-2003, 12:48 PM

I just quickly arrange myself and move it under waist band of my shorts or whatever I'm wearing at the time.. if I'm able to sit down I do.. and I think of nasty things so it goes away faster.. lol

Samari · 10-26-2003, 01:58 PM

I usually just tuck it under the wasteband...it's not that I'm overly embarressed about it but it's kind of ackward walking around like that.

I think it's interesting what the girls have to say about it.

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Originally posted by sta500
I just rock the ol' sidepipe.

lol

Dnz · 10-26-2003, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by analog
briefs make it go straight up, i just tuck it into the waistband

Nah, if anything, straight down, and it wont even get as bad because its 'under control'.

Dont knock it till its saved your ass! hahah

bermuDa · 10-27-2003, 01:52 AM

i wave it around at as many people as possible! lol j/k

margarat thatcher naked on a cold day!
margarat thatcher naked on a cold day!

petergriffin24 · 10-27-2003, 07:25 AM

Oh those were the days in middle school of the random erections throughout your school day!! I would just use the tuck method and try to walk as normal as possible!! This was not always fun or easy seeing that in elementary and middle school I spent most of my time in sweat pants!!

punx1325 · 10-27-2003, 11:49 AM

This was always the biggest problem for me. Throughout High School it would just pop up. I got very creative either using a book or adjust myself quickly so it was under my belt or something like that. If i couldn't adjust myself I put my hands in my pocket and try and grab it. Now it's not so bad, I also will switch off between boxers and boxer briefs. Those brief save me a world of problems...

gabshu · 10-28-2003, 02:36 PM

There was this one guy in my calc class last semester who I saw with an errection a couple of times. It was really strange.

I've never really had an erection, but I know my boyfriend like tucks it in his boxer waistband and it looks like normal. Well I don't know much about having an errection but there's my piece of advise.

Joy-Stick · 10-28-2003, 03:59 PM

hmm i never have this problem considering im hung like a field mouse.

hehe jk actually i just let it go down one pantleg when i feel it first coming on and it kinda just presses up against the pants but nothing too bad. if i sit down and im wearing some slacks or soemthing you can see it really well but other than that its fine. although i really dont get any except the ritualistic one about 30-40 minutes after i wake up and am in the car. but whats great is when you cuddling with some hot chick and your starting to get a small buldge. or when there giving you a nice long hug for about 5 minutes. no im not a pimp or ladies man there just friends.

elfuq · 10-28-2003, 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by bermuDa
margarat thatcher naked on a cold day!

URGHHHHH Gross@!

mushrew · 10-29-2003, 01:00 AM

it's easy to hide an erection but what about hiding it when you hug/cuddle someone? how do you avoid letting them find out or do you not care?

lady · 10-29-2003, 01:41 AM

If you're cuddling with her, I'd say it's safe to assume she'll be flattered or maybe even turned on... (If not, she's got issues)

*Nikki* · 10-29-2003, 06:04 AM

Someone I know uses a bandana to tie his to the side of his inner thigh.

I find it endearing

Doos · 10-29-2003, 09:28 AM

All those that use the "unpleasant thought" method, did ya'll ever stop to think that a hard on is rather frequent and you will end up internalising that thought eg. goatse.

Not worth it, I'm afraid.

Beltruckus · 10-29-2003, 10:43 AM

This thread is a classic. One time my friend got a NRB (no reason Boner) while talking with some friends and one of the girls saw it but thought they were lifesavers and made a grab saying I want one. HEHE boy were they both embarrased was very very funny.

Redlemon · 10-29-2003, 12:08 PM

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Originally posted by Beltruckus
This thread is a classic. One time my friend got a NRB (no reason Boner) while talking with some friends and one of the girls saw it but thought they were lifesavers and made a grab saying I want one. HEHE boy were they both embarrased was very very funny.

Lifesavers? That's not very complimentary toward your buddy. (I think she knew what she was reaching for, personally).

Beltruckus · 10-29-2003, 12:13 PM

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Originally posted by redlemon
Lifesavers? That's not very complimentary toward your buddy. (I think she knew what she was reaching for, personally).

It was Jr. High like 7th grade, i dont know about him but I didni't start growing down there till 10th grade....

edit: also at the time we were all LDS (Mormon) so I really don't think she was reaching for his cack.

Dano069 · 10-29-2003, 02:34 PM

Hmm, there's parachute pants from the 80's (Hammer Time!)

I usually will wear long, bulky sweaters or shirts. I'll carry something in front of me if I have to go out on a service call.

RubberSouls · 10-29-2003, 03:10 PM

I would like to just walk around letting it go free...but, in some places it just doesn't seem....appropriate....Like say, a business meeting....or dinner with your boss...(I guess that last one depends on who your boss is)

ally · 10-29-2003, 09:37 PM

My boyfreind tucks it under his belt.... it's kinda funny though when i move his shirt and I can see it "peeking" up at me

10-26-2003, 07:32 AM	#45 (permalink)
Harshaw Is mad at you. Location: Bored in Sacramento	I had a friend come visit me from Florida the other day. She is like a sister to me, I wouldn't want to have sex with her, it would be way to wierd. We were watching a movie and she decided to lay her head on my leg. Not a problem except for the fact that her hand was pretty much brushing against "the boys". I've never thought so many wholesome thoughts in all my life. Normally when a girl wants to get that close, my thoughts are of a more human nature. Needless to say, I was very happy to be wearing my baggiest pair of shorts. __________________ This too shall pass.

10-26-2003, 12:48 PM	#47 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	I just quickly arrange myself and move it under waist band of my shorts or whatever I'm wearing at the time.. if I'm able to sit down I do.. and I think of nasty things so it goes away faster.. lol __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

10-27-2003, 01:52 AM	#50 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	i wave it around at as many people as possible! lol j/k margarat thatcher naked on a cold day! margarat thatcher naked on a cold day! __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

10-27-2003, 11:49 AM	#52 (permalink)
punx1325 Junkie Location: San Diego	This was always the biggest problem for me. Throughout High School it would just pop up. I got very creative either using a book or adjust myself quickly so it was under my belt or something like that. If i couldn't adjust myself I put my hands in my pocket and try and grab it. Now it's not so bad, I also will switch off between boxers and boxer briefs. Those brief save me a world of problems... __________________ If something seems too good to be true, then it probably is....

10-28-2003, 02:36 PM	#53 (permalink)
gabshu Psycho Location: The capital of the free world??	There was this one guy in my calc class last semester who I saw with an errection a couple of times. It was really strange. I've never really had an erection, but I know my boyfriend like tucks it in his boxer waistband and it looks like normal. Well I don't know much about having an errection but there's my piece of advise. __________________ Go Kool Aid. OH YEAAHH http://www.retrocrush.com/archive2003/koolaid/

10-25-2003, 07:44 PM	#41 (permalink)
numist Banned Location: UCSD, 510.49 miles from my love	I wear jeans, but I cant hide it, and if I tuck it under the waistband, it hangs out... so I put a hand in the pocket and aim at my shoes.... or sit down, which usually turns out to be the easier option... such a hassle...

10-25-2003, 08:26 PM	#42 (permalink)
frozenstellar Without Wings Location: Australia	depends where it is - in the middle of class i'll ignore it and he goes back to sleep. but apart from that, he's usually pretty good - doesnt jump up and down excessively when i cant hide it. however, the girlfriend loves to get him going at the worst of times.. eg. just before we're about to leave a really posh resturant for a dinner party.. so freakin embarrasing.

10-26-2003, 12:43 AM	#43 (permalink)
Dnz Tilted	Its the reason i wear briefs. Trust me, ive tried other ways, and when it gets going, theres no stopping. Briefs may get a bad wrap for not being manly enough, but theyre great when i dont want everyone to know about my manlyness hahah

10-26-2003, 02:54 AM	#44 (permalink)
analog Banned	briefs make it go straight up, i just tuck it into the waistband

10-26-2003, 08:55 AM	#46 (permalink)
TheBrit Psycho	Just imagine goatse. Unless that turns you on or something. Pervert.

10-27-2003, 07:25 AM	#51 (permalink)
petergriffin24 Insane	Oh those were the days in middle school of the random erections throughout your school day!! I would just use the tuck method and try to walk as normal as possible!! This was not always fun or easy seeing that in elementary and middle school I spent most of my time in sweat pants!!

10-28-2003, 03:59 PM	#54 (permalink)
Joy-Stick Upright Location: Eugene, Oregon	hmm i never have this problem considering im hung like a field mouse. hehe jk actually i just let it go down one pantleg when i feel it first coming on and it kinda just presses up against the pants but nothing too bad. if i sit down and im wearing some slacks or soemthing you can see it really well but other than that its fine. although i really dont get any except the ritualistic one about 30-40 minutes after i wake up and am in the car. but whats great is when you cuddling with some hot chick and your starting to get a small buldge. or when there giving you a nice long hug for about 5 minutes. no im not a pimp or ladies man there just friends. __________________ Can god microwave a burrito so hot not even he could eat it?

10-29-2003, 01:00 AM	#56 (permalink)
mushrew Upright	it's easy to hide an erection but what about hiding it when you hug/cuddle someone? how do you avoid letting them find out or do you not care?

10-29-2003, 01:41 AM	#57 (permalink)
lady Addict Location: Vancouver, BC	If you're cuddling with her, I'd say it's safe to assume she'll be flattered or maybe even turned on... (If not, she's got issues) __________________ Our doubts are traitors, And make us lose the good we oft might win By fearing to attempt.

10-29-2003, 06:04 AM	#58 (permalink)
Nikki ~~~~~~~ Location: Charleston, SC	Someone I know uses a bandana to tie his to the side of his inner thigh. I find it endearing

10-29-2003, 09:28 AM	#59 (permalink)
Doos Crazy Location: South Africa	All those that use the "unpleasant thought" method, did ya'll ever stop to think that a hard on is rather frequent and you will end up internalising that thought eg. goatse. Not worth it, I'm afraid. __________________ Don't be alarmed, I'm an African. Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.

10-29-2003, 10:43 AM	#60 (permalink)
Beltruckus Psycho Location: Salt Lake City	This thread is a classic. One time my friend got a NRB (no reason Boner) while talking with some friends and one of the girls saw it but thought they were lifesavers and made a grab saying I want one. HEHE boy were they both embarrased was very very funny. __________________ The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings. Words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. -Stephen King

10-29-2003, 02:34 PM	#63 (permalink)
Dano069 is Nucking Futs! Location: On the edge of sanity	Hmm, there's parachute pants from the 80's (Hammer Time!) I usually will wear long, bulky sweaters or shirts. I'll carry something in front of me if I have to go out on a service call. __________________ I may look attentive, but I'm taking peeks down your blouse faster than the human eye can follow.

10-29-2003, 03:10 PM	#64 (permalink)
RubberSouls Addict	I would like to just walk around letting it go free...but, in some places it just doesn't seem....appropriate....Like say, a business meeting....or dinner with your boss...(I guess that last one depends on who your boss is) __________________ I'm so bad I kick my own ass twice a day.

10-29-2003, 09:37 PM	#65 (permalink)
ally Insane Location: Boone,NC	My boyfreind tucks it under his belt.... it's kinda funny though when i move his shirt and I can see it "peeking" up at me