jimk

when my wife was a girlfriend, still, she seemed to trip/stumble/drop things a lot. she sometimes would joke that she had a club foot. i implied that she was an angel by calling her "club wing".

thanks for reminding me.......i'll pull that one out of mothballs when i get home today!!

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cliche

Tend to call mine 'midget'... she has a thing about being tall but I'm still big enough to look down on her. Strangely, she likes it!

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duckduck

Called my ex "Sugar Bugar" where the "Bugar" was pronounced more like "booger" crossed with "bugger"

Sounds gross, but it worked

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Cursive

I call her my "little slut" sometimes,

I dont think she likes it very much though

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