Semen vs Moisturizer
 

http://www.viceland.com/issues/v10n8/htdocs/cum.php

It doesn't really have to do with sex, but with the semen content I figured this is the appropriate forum.

I'm not sure what to make of this. I've noticed when I get cum on my hand, after a few minutes the skin starts feeling good. Then I wash it off, and the area seems smooth.

But of course, quoted from the article, - " I think that thing about cum being good for your skin is a myth straight men made up so women would suck their dicks more often."

I just read this two days ago. A friend of mine had this magazine on her coffee table. I laughed my ass off.


*still looking for lost ass*

I have your lost ass over here. Can you pick it up later?


Hilarious article. :lol:

I thought everone knew, cum isn't good for the outside of the skin, you have to swallow it. It has about fifty calories, is almost all protein, and it contains the building blocks for life, so it sends a regenerative message to the rest of the body. In fact, many women get wrinkles from frowning and saying, "I'm not sucking that".

I'm sure if i look in my lil book "Lame-Lines-guys-Use", it would be in there some place. geeshhh

Snort

I have found that semen doesn't absorb as well as mositurizer.

This is new lol.

<overly elaborate description for the purpose of sarcastic humor> I have found that while it is pleasing to release on the facial area of the female, the satisfaction is far, far greater when the release occurs inside her mouth, most especially when she continues to suck as I come, and swallows what I issue forth unto her. </overly elaborate description for the purpose of sarcastic humor>

Oh, and I wouldn't put cum on my face anyway.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Another one could be conditioner?

I don't use conditioner myself, i don't think i ever have? but the protein would surely be good for it. ALtohugh girls normally don't like cum in their hair, either. Understandable.

Funny article though :)

I think the biggest difference is that you don't have to shake the moisturizer container quite so much to get some to squirt out. :D

oh my god that's funny. as soon as i saw this i started laughing. when my bf and i used to not be at the sex stage yet, he used to come on my chest, and if he missed a bit i would rub it in a wink and say it was good for my skin. i guess it's good we didn't do it all that much.

I always thought the proper process was:

1. Cum on chest
2. Rub on nipples
3. Towel off
4. Repeat if desired

Works for me and the wifey.

Actually, my wife does swallow and people at work tell her that her skin is very nice. (it is). Also, in a 69 her juices really tighten up my skin as well.

I knew a girl in High School who swore her back was smooth from all the come. No kidding.