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WhatAboutBob 10-13-2003 11:01 AM

Boob Metaphors
 
I have dated many women in my days and have come up with pet names for disgusting breasted women.

1. Pancakes - Boobs that are flat, sometimes referred to as "Flapjacks" or "Flapjack Titties"

2. Fried Eggs - These are "pancakey" looking breasts which have extremely large, dark nipples, thus, Fried Eggs.

3. Bananas - Boobs that if looked upon from the woman's profile, hook down and then back up, resembling a ripe Banana.

4. Lazy Eyes - Where one nipple is pointing a different way from the other.

5. National Geographics - Where both nipples are pointing practically directly down. (Could be also known as Alabama Titties).

6. Brail Tits - Where the bumps on her areola stick out almost as far as her nipples.

7. Ostrich Tits - Where her nipples are inverted.

If anyone has any others, I would love to add to my list.

Averett 10-13-2003 11:05 AM

I'll be waiting in the Ladies Lounge for the Penis Metaphores thread where we can discuss all the disgusting penis' (how the hell do you pluralize that??) we've encoutered :D

Halx 10-13-2003 11:35 AM

This thread is plain idiotic.


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