Boob Metaphors
 

I have dated many women in my days and have come up with pet names for disgusting breasted women.

1. Pancakes - Boobs that are flat, sometimes referred to as "Flapjacks" or "Flapjack Titties"

2. Fried Eggs - These are "pancakey" looking breasts which have extremely large, dark nipples, thus, Fried Eggs.

3. Bananas - Boobs that if looked upon from the woman's profile, hook down and then back up, resembling a ripe Banana.

4. Lazy Eyes - Where one nipple is pointing a different way from the other.

5. National Geographics - Where both nipples are pointing practically directly down. (Could be also known as Alabama Titties).

6. Brail Tits - Where the bumps on her areola stick out almost as far as her nipples.

7. Ostrich Tits - Where her nipples are inverted.

If anyone has any others, I would love to add to my list.

I'll be waiting in the Ladies Lounge for the Penis Metaphores thread where we can discuss all the disgusting penis' (how the hell do you pluralize that??) we've encoutered :D

This thread is plain idiotic.