prince_albert

Well I had my daily peek at the titty forum, a thread about whether penises look nice or not caught my attention. So anyway, most girls do like streight cocks, mine's streigh. But. (I am getting a bit too detailed here) My left ball is kinda, uhh, "hiding" if that makes any sence, and it makes my litle fellow lean to the left. Is there anything I can do about that?

rogue49

Yes

Don't worry about it.

Sleepyjack

I think dicks are quite ugly no matter which way it points?

I wouldn't worry about it though.

prince_albert

Actually the peircing makes it look much better, its just where it points. Where can I find information about that? Like, the procedure to make it normal?

darkallaround

my personal procedure: if it's leaning left, use the left hand for masterbation til it doesnt lean. leaning right, visa versa.

although im sure the "formative years" pretty much determine which way your gonna lean.

on that note...mine kinda bends...up. like a banana. and i dont have any problem with it.

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JStrider

if its not curved to a point where it makes it physically difficult or impossible to function normally then dont worry about it...

and really most of the time your already gonna have a good relationship with the girl before your sleeping with her... and i really doubt a little curve is gonna be a big deal... and if she says anything just tell her its "curved for her pleasure"

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analog

Yep. Ditto.

Harshaw

Duct tape.
As my girl friend put it, I may be a liberal, but I lean to the right in certain areas. Don't worry about how it looks, just make sure you know how to use it.

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spads

Does it impede function in any way?

Is it unnatural?

Is it disgusting?

These all muct be resounding NO's.

So, why do you really care? This is the bigger issue you need to address.

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vveronica

Well a ball stretcher worn with weights might just bring the lil fellow out from hiding.. and possiblly stuff him down the right leg of the pants... oh and since he is peirced you could tie it to your right leg... hehehehheeh nawh dont worry about it.... Bring him over here and I'll straighten him out for you.... heheheheheh

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mattevil

don't worry about it.who knows maybe your cock fits some girl like a key(touchin the right spots).

Averett

Don't worry about it. Us girls (well, most of us) worry about one breast being a bit bigger than the other. And apparently guys don't care about that. Just as we wouldn't care about a little lean

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yournamehere

You pierced your cock, and you're worried about what she'll think of a shy testicle?

To make it normal, the easiest procedure would be to lose the metal.

j/k - don't worry about it.

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prince_albert

I guess its just me being, like, down generaly...anyway..thanks

RAGEAngel9

Mine's curved and while it isn't a huge deal in 90% of my life, the other 10% can definately hurt ur ego.
In my last relationship, it always bugged my girlfriend that I was curved to the right. And given I'm not sure if I'm badly curved or not( kind of subjective I think), I always felt bad about it.
Didn't make matters any better when, afterthat relationship, the girl I was going after was talking about some one she'd been with and mentioned how he'd been curved with that type sublte disgust.
Stupid penis, damn thing is nothing but trouble.

Anyway way...
It seems most women won't care or at least can ignore it. Not that I'd know, god my taste in women sucks.

Jedbeck

I have never heard a woman complain about a guys dick being curved or not before. To me that sounds a little bitchey and I wouldn't want to be with a person like that anyway.