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tritium 10-09-2003 01:54 PM

What is a queef anyway?
 
I remember hearing about it in grammar school, but never really knew what it was ... what is a queef anyway?

MrFlux 10-09-2003 02:07 PM

A fanny fart!

Halx 10-09-2003 02:08 PM

pussy fart... *nod*

tritium 10-09-2003 02:22 PM

How's that manage to happen?

MrFlux 10-09-2003 02:31 PM

To quote motdakasha in the "Farting after anal" thread:

Quote:

Originally posted by motdakasha
Motions of what's entering the anus will determine the air being shoved into it. If females can queef from mutual masturbation and sex, then air can also be packed into an anus this way. One way to avoid this is not to make full motions. Avoid pulling out all or almost all of the way before thrusting again. When you pull out, usually an orifice is molded in the shape of whatever was just inserted, then when you thrust back in, this opening is sealed off with the object again, creating a bubble of air. Somehow, that air will eventually get out.

Farting after anal sex is just like queefing.


tritium 10-09-2003 02:43 PM

I read that too but, anatomically speaking, there is a fundamental difference between the vagina and the anus. The anus can squeeze shut and keep the air in ... or least, that's how I read everything.

MrFlux 10-09-2003 02:45 PM

Last I checked, vaginal muscles could contract ;)

motdakasha 10-09-2003 02:48 PM

Queef is allegedly the onomatopoeia for the noise of the air coming out of a vagina. So queef is to vagina as farting-after-anal-sex is to anus. Farting from anal sex is different from farting in general since it comes from the bowels of your digestive system and are mainly composed of methane gases and food fumes. Farting after anal sex is mainly composed of air from outside of the body, just like the air coming out of a vagina.

The fact that the air is coming out of a vagina vs. an anus is kind of irrelevent since air can come out of both for the same reason. I don't know if this makes any sense or if I really even have a point. So I'll end my message here.

World's King 10-09-2003 05:37 PM

I thought it was just something you laughed about when you were in junior high.


See, I'm stupid.

dylanmarsh 10-09-2003 05:50 PM

Trying doing your chick doggie style; she'll be queefing all night afterwards!

TinniT 10-09-2003 06:00 PM

you know whats strange, i've noticed that initial sex experiences when sober (not drunk) with a partner tend to have more queefs than with a regular sexual partner or significant other.

I'm not sure if its because they're less tense during sex, or if the motion is more natural and because the interaction is better synchronized it happens less.

In the past I have noticed a greater sexual reward through both of us when my partner does not end up queefing...

::Shrug:: food for thought, but good topic :)

collide 10-09-2003 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TinniT

I'm not sure if its because they're less tense during sex, or if the motion is more natural and because the interaction is better synchronized it happens less.

In the past I have noticed a greater sexual reward through both of us when my partner does not end up queefing...

See, TinniT has it all figured out. Too much air trapped in the body leads to unhappy responses and vice versa. Unless you have a fetish for burps, farts, and queefs, sex is generally better without them! I personally find those sounds unsexy, so it really ruins the mood. Plus, I can't help but giggle or cringe because I've become so socially wired to respond that way.

motdakasha 10-09-2003 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by collide
Plus, I can't help but giggle or cringe because I've become so socially wired to respond that way.
I usually laugh.

TinniT 10-09-2003 07:26 PM

my ex-g/f was not a native english speaker. We used to laugh when she'd say, "not my butt!"

Man. queefs give me some good memories.

tritium 10-09-2003 09:53 PM

I'm with you on this one, Worlds King. Until I read the thread earlier this afternoon, I'd all but forgotten about the word.

arcane 10-10-2003 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TinniT
my ex-g/f was not a native english speaker. We used to laugh when she'd say, "not my butt!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

im still laughing from that
:lol: :lol: :lol:


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