SLIMM

lay her on her back!
let her finger herself while you start with a finger,then two and maybe 3 before going on!

use tons of lube! its almost impossible to use to much!
be VERY patient and dint move faster than she wants you to!

do this and she will be begging for an ass ramming when all is said and done!

meff

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hparcins

Never had anal sex with a chick. Been everywhere else and back again. Definitely want to pound a chick in her ass, without a doubt. It WILL happen. One day...

analog

I like doing it. The feeling is good, but more importantly is this- i'm petrified of ejaculating inside the vagina because of the risk of kids, even with birth control- anal does not have this problem, and I can blast away.

Kaos

I think it partly a novelty. I don't care if I never try anal with a woman. I figure why stick it in that whole when there's a perfectly better hole an inch away.

If the woman asks for it, I certainly would try it.

Mantus

Just because there is a hole doesnt mean you should put your dick in it.

Tightness doesnt really do it for me, i guess i havent masturbated all my nerve-ending off (yet)...that and the fact that shit comes out of that hole.

EleqTrizi'T

My wife's pussy is just as tight as her ass. But the THOUGHT of anal gets me all excited. It's all in my head, for sure.

collide

You've still gotta consider disease and hygiene, not to mention that it's really unpleasant to be shitting out jizz. I'm sure you'd agree that it's not something you'd enjoy if you were on the receiving end.

Just saying, that's all.

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motdakasha

I would just like to say that a woman can get pregnant if a man ejaculates into her during anal sex without a condom. (Not because they're supersperm and go through the anal wall, but because the cum can leak out through the anus and get mixed into the vagina.)

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ickma

I'm greek so its almost required for me to live. Greeks rule.

collide

Geia sou Ickma! Ti kaneis? Methaino Ellenika alla den xero polloia.

Correct me if my grammar's bad.

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MSD

I believe the first quote I ever heard by a woman on the subject was, "It's fun, but don't do it if you don't want cum dribbling out of your ass for the next 8 hours."

MichaelFarker

For the same reasons people climb mountains:
It's another thing that's possible.
You get a great view.
It's a challenge. A woman has to really trust you and want to please you. It is also a challenge to give a woman real pleasure with anal sex.
It's a little bit crazy.


That being said, it's not that great, at least with someone who isn't excited about it. There are lots of taboo things that are much more worthwhile. They tend to have the added bonus of not being a pain in the ass.

prince_albert

I would say:

*ÃåéÜ óïõ ñå ãáìéÜ!!!

Good effort there, I am Greek but never got anything, let alone ass

*edit: Fucking Greek don't work here "Geia sou re gamia"

collide

Hehe. If this says what I think it says, then I'm flattered, but I'm already taken.

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nextlevel1

My thoughts exactly!

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Leviathan[NCV]

I have to agree there, at least for me.

esotar

I've given my current GF anal sex. She really loves having either the dildo, or my hand up her ass. I love getting her off, so I do that for her. On the other hand, I cant stand more than her thumb in my ass, ans even that is really too much. The entire time I let her ass fuck me I thought I was going to shit, and that is the opposite of erotic. I dont really know why she likes it so much, and my very best straight (maybe bisexual) woman friend just loves anal, and her husband loves taking it (her dildo) up his ass too. I love this crazy world.

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nukeu666

ive seen it...damn funny !
well..i expect half the college to have seen it also

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WhatAboutBob

What I don't understand is, when did guys become bored of the vagina? Since when has the vagina become obsolete? Why would you want to put your weiner in a place where poopoo comes from?

Call me cooky...

Rlyss

I don't think guys have become bored of the vagina. I think anal sex has been around as long as, well, vaginal sex. Before lube was invented I'm sure it was a lot less comfortable but I'm willing to bet it's been around since the dawn of time.

You just have to read everyone else's reasons above to see why some guys enjoy anal sex. It's not a matter of the vagina being obsolete, it's a matter of it being an option.

It all boils down to 'If it feels good, do it.'

WhatAboutBob

Well, I'm sure it feels good to do a lot of things, but you won't see me screwing a cow, a priest, a clown, and a Care Bear, while shoving a bottle of Yoo Hoo up my ass...

See what I'm saying?

strcrssd

Sadly, most of the bases are covered in this conversation already.

I can only add that I agree that it is probably the forbidden factor, its unusual...but then again, I've never experienced it.

I wouldn't mind, but the girl would have to be into it.

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tibs

mostly the taboo and rareness of actually getting it, as she has to be in the mood for it and if she is she loves it but if she isnt she hates it

jimk

not all of us do......

i understand the taboo aspect everyone's talking about, but i just don't find the idea a pulling my joint out with poo on it erotic at all. perhaps i have "anal" tendencies about the cleanliness of my thang? (pun intended.)

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Jedbeck

I really do not see the appeal of anal. I don't have any desire to stick my dick in financee's ass. I would rather continue to go for the opening less than 2 inches underneath the ass.

"Most guys spend 9 months trying to get out, and the rest of their lives trying to get back in." hrmmm what does this say about anal?

Doos

Bunch of shits.

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Eowyn_Vala

I definately have to be in the mood to let my b/f, or I really have to want him. Sometimes it just isn't what I want. Although if he takes the time and does it right, the feelings are great, different from vaginal intercourse, but great all the same.

The first time he wanted to I was like NO, then I thought about it and decided why not! There have only been a few times where I wasn't prepared or didn't really feel like and then it wasn't all that pleasurable.

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FroMan

the first time i ever had anal, she actualy did everything and totaly caught me off guard. (she was on top). I would defianly have to agree that the woman has to be very horny to want you to nail her in the bum...

omega2K4

As a guy, I don't really enjoy anal sex that much. I've only had anal sex around 3-4 times ( GIVING, not receiving. ), that was with an ex, she enjoyed it, but only every once in a while. It wasn't tighter than a vagina, it just felt a little different.

thumper69

I don't think I like anal, personally. It jus doesn't feel right when they're even close to it even more when it's something with another intention. Krazy IMHO.

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doncalypso

It's very tight, and it's excellent for bareback sex since a woman can't get pregnant from it (unless she's careless to let the cum dribble down from her ass to her vagina).

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datroyenschwart

I think it's partly the thought that my girl loves me so much that she's willing to let me do it. I know that while she gets pleasure out of seeing my pleasure, she does not actually get "sexual stimulation" type pleasure.

Also it is just more forbidden than other things. It's the same reason that kids experiment with cigarettes.

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RenaissanceII

from a bi guy's perspective:

Have had it done to me by other queer fellas, kinda neat
Have been the actor once or twice, need some practice
(Insert Carnegie Hall joke here)

Am looking forward to a lady friend drilling me w/ a strap on one day (One can hope, can't one?)

Perhaps in some cases, for some guys, (like myself) it is a way to explore ones "feminine side"?

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p0thead

i used to get anal a lot. but then my gf think she got roids (she dint) and i hurt her pretty bad when i got a lil too excited. now im forbidden from even going there. kinda depressing if you ask me. i like anal more than vaginal sex. its sooooooooooooooooo naughty. thats why rocco is my pr0n idol.

ftoledo

It absolutely has to do with the fact that anal is not as common as regular sex, so when a woman is willing to give it up, it must mean she really wants us.

Don't forget, for guys its about acceptance. Giving up the booty is about a higher level of acceptance. :-)

nanofever

Imagine for a moment that Superman was into ass play, could his sperm, which I would imagine are also super, go through the anal wall ?

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Strange Famous

Ive never had any anal sex and I definitely dont wanna. There's just nothing even slightly sexy about it or the whole idea of it to me, personally.

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moonstrucksoul

hey, I am an equal opportunist, i am willing to trade for it.

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Bill O'Rights

what?!?




Dunno if that "any" was a typo, as in any=anal, or not. But, I will assume, for the moment that it was a typo. If so, then I would agree. It's never been anything that I've been even remotely interested in, and somehow, I can't see me ever devloping one. OK for others, I suppose, it's just...not where I wanna be.

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