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Old 07-20-2003, 01:28 AM   #1 (permalink)
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masturbation at work

i am wondering what % of people masturbate at work, lol. i am guessing the number is low, but am waiting to see of the tfp proves me wrong

well, now i wait to see how people reply
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Old 07-20-2003, 04:18 AM   #2 (permalink)
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ack, no way.
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Old 07-20-2003, 04:57 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Not a chance.
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Old 07-20-2003, 05:06 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I did it once. I was just super horny and had to get off. Went into the men's room into a stall, and jerked away furiously. Quite a difficult task when people keep coming in and out.
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Old 07-20-2003, 06:01 AM   #5 (permalink)
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no way!!!!
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Old 07-20-2003, 06:18 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Get back to work!
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Old 07-20-2003, 06:29 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Someone else where I work does this a lot.
He also thinks that no one knows...
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Old 07-20-2003, 06:41 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Just on the weekends, when no one is around.
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Old 07-20-2003, 06:55 AM   #9 (permalink)
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In every workplace I've ever had.

Desk, tea room, toilets, everywhere.

I fact, while i've been in Finland, I've had sex in every workplace I've had.

(4)

hee hee.

I is a bad baboon.

I should be punished.

me - urgently awaiting punishment.
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Old 07-20-2003, 02:21 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I regularly beat off at my desk. Sometimes I do it during meetings, especially if they're boring and have hot office honies making presentations in short skirts with their hair in buns.
How do you manage doing that in a meeting?!

I've never masturbated at any of my workplaces, but I have had sex at some of my now-ex-boyfriends' workplaces.
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Old 07-20-2003, 02:25 PM   #11 (permalink)
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it's a goal of mine to do it every place i work. although right now i'm working on the whole having sex at job thing.
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Old 07-20-2003, 02:58 PM   #12 (permalink)
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In my workplace before last, my dearly beloved had just, and I mean _just_ - like 20 seconds, finished up when who should stroll into the previously deserted office but the boss.

It was like 10pm.

Providence provides once more.
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Old 07-20-2003, 03:44 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I did it once. I was just super horny and had to get off. Went into the men's room into a stall, and jerked away furiously. Quite a difficult task when people keep coming in and out.
Ditto.
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Old 07-20-2003, 04:09 PM   #14 (permalink)
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OMFG... buncha Freaks in here!
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Old 07-20-2003, 04:14 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I had a fhm mag and i said fuck it did it at work today in the restroom
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Old 07-20-2003, 05:34 PM   #16 (permalink)
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wow, i'm suprised at some of these responses
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Old 07-20-2003, 07:07 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I honestly can't say that work turns me on too much.
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Old 07-20-2003, 07:32 PM   #18 (permalink)
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When you have your own office and can lock yourself in there (on an "important conference call") its just like being at home...

...fucking at work is so much better though...

...usually only after hours though - too risky during the day.
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Old 07-20-2003, 07:44 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I've had sex in a place where i've worked, but flying solo? Eh...
 
Old 07-20-2003, 09:27 PM   #20 (permalink)
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a few times...but restrooms are such tricky places, with frequent visitors....
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Old 07-20-2003, 09:36 PM   #21 (permalink)
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no way
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Old 07-20-2003, 10:17 PM   #22 (permalink)
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yes. :-P
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Old 07-20-2003, 10:30 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I must admit that I have polished the knob at work (and at school) on numerous occasions. It's helps clear my mind and allows me to refocus on the work at hand (no pun intended). It's all good...
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Old 07-20-2003, 11:31 PM   #24 (permalink)
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well i am a 15yr old male and i work at a fast food place with some nice chicks and one day i got really horny and started jacking off in the staff room with a condom on (i like masturbating with a condom on cause i dont cum as fast as without one) then one girl that was probably the hottest walked in and started getting ammused watching me and finnally it made her horny enough to start jumping on my dick. And let me tell you i fucked her real hard and so she started to yell O really loud so the manager came in and caught us fucking and i ended up getting fired but i dont care cause me and this girl have fucked like 5 times now...what a day i had!
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Old 07-20-2003, 11:46 PM   #25 (permalink)
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well i am a 15yr old male
mistake.
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Old 07-21-2003, 12:35 AM   #26 (permalink)
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never at work, but I work at a machine shop with all guys...there is really no incentive to get excited at work.
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Old 07-21-2003, 12:37 AM   #27 (permalink)
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I normally enter the meeting with my zip already down and without any underwear on, so that I have easy, instant access to my 'bits'. Then I just gently beat off under the desk and let the 'chips' fall where they may. On one occasion my boss was sitting opposite me and when the meeting ended and we all got up to leave, I saw that he had a helping of my man-cream slithering down his trouser leg. I don't know if he ever noticed, but I didn't stick around to find out.
That kinda creepy and kinky and cool all at the same time. I'm not sure what to think about that. *goes to ponder*
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Old 07-21-2003, 06:31 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Edited: I should not have told a story about someone else. Even if it was hilarious.
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Old 07-21-2003, 06:44 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I worked at the same place for almost ten years and I've only done it twice. I'd been having a nice (and nasty) coversation with my wife. I ended up with a serious case of TSO (Toxic Sperm Overload) and needed to purge before I blew a gasket.
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Old 07-21-2003, 06:51 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Yep, just about every job.

Except the one cleaning porta-potties.
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Old 07-21-2003, 07:50 PM   #31 (permalink)
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yep.
also have had sex at work.
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Old 07-21-2003, 07:52 PM   #32 (permalink)
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"Spanky"...hahahaha

Wanked at a few jobs, not the current one, though I have had, er, "relations" a few times at this one. Those of you who say it's too risky are just missing the point entirely; that's why you haven't done it at all. =)

Oh, and if you called Packard Bell tech support in the late evening, circa 92-94 and promptly got put on hold for an interminably long time, it's because the nighttime security chick liked to give head and somebody was too busy to take your call just then...
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Old 07-21-2003, 08:11 PM   #33 (permalink)
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nope never.
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Old 07-21-2003, 09:00 PM   #34 (permalink)
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didn't masturbate there, but I had sex in my office twice. :-)
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Old 07-21-2003, 10:49 PM   #35 (permalink)
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never have
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Old 07-21-2003, 11:20 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Yep Ive done it at work and at school when I was younger. Working at a Uni, all those lovely girls around, and me being just out of my teens, its hard sometimes (pun very much intended). I do it discretely...and I don't think anyone knows :-) I gotta agree, it takes the tension away and helps me concentrate more!
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Old 07-22-2003, 05:03 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Many times... but at the time there were only two other people besides myself at the office and I would only do it when they were out of town...
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Old 07-22-2003, 06:48 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Just once. Doubt I'd do it again - I felt pretty sick afterwards.
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Old 07-22-2003, 08:43 AM   #39 (permalink)
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never had the chance
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Old 07-22-2003, 02:29 PM   #40 (permalink)
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yes I have.
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