erion

The wife and I are spending the night in a hotel room on Saturday after attending a wedding. It's our first overnight away from our son (he's almost 11 months old, and will be in very capable hands).

So, we're hoping to have a rather sexy and fun night, and we were hoping to do some new and interesting things. Where better to find new and interesting things than the TFP?

There are a few things that are out of scope because of preference or local conditions:

• threesomes
• watersports / scat
• public sex (the hotel will also be full of relatives)

Pretty much anything else two people can do is open territory. Have at it!

bobw

In the ass!

Charlatan

I would just say that you should try to make things as romantic as possible for your wife... bring candles, wine, strawberries, massage oil, nice bath oils, etc...

Start by having a bath together or just bathe her... play some nice music and use only candle light...

After the bath give her a sensual massage... pay attention to her whole body. Massage her from head to toe... use a little baby oil or some scented massage oil. Both of you should be naked for this.

Important... take your time! Do not rush this despite what your dick may be screaming at you. This is all about her...

Now... proceed to some love makin'

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yoshi

Definitely what I would suggest.

Redlemon

Nice thread... in a month we'll be on our first overnight away from our 13 month child. I'll be reading for the suggestions as well.

Lots of time seems like the key, since you won't have to have one ear out for the baby. Feel free to scream!

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erion

Glad to see we got that one out of the way early on. . .

Cynthetiq

lots of cuddling.... lots of it...

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BonesCPA

Isn't about both of them?

I thought so. Anyway....

You said no public sex, but you didn't say public flirting. All through the day tell each other how/what you are going to do to the other later. Get the juices flowing before you get to the room. Now this might be on the edge of no public sex, but if you are in a hotel where there are many floors, and you don't have to worry about anyone you know looking in the window, have some fun looking out the window. We did that in New Orleans from the 15th floor of a hotel room. Kinda hot.

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johnnymysto

I'm sorry - this was my first big laugh of the day. So succinct, so bold. Useless? Maybe. But still funny.

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erion

No so much useless. It made me laugh, too, and it was classic that it was the first response.

I did say new and interesting. Maybe I should have clarified that anal was not new. . .

JazzmanAl

wow... the 'In the ass!' just amde my morning. Hilarious.

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legolas

Yea, I would go for the more overly romantic things since you probably can't do that too often. The public sex thing can be done anytime but a good long nice romantic and sexy evening is really priceless.

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erion

It's not so much about romance as it as about fun. We've been together for almost 8 years, and while we are still very much in love with each other, we've found that raising a child together is bringing us closer together than ever.

She's pretty much given me carte blanche to plan the evening's activities, and she's looking for an enjoyable and pleasurable night. I saked her to come up with something that she'd like to do that we either haven't yet done or don't do often.

I have some ideas (I like the window sex, but I'm not sure what floor we're on yet), and I was thinking of buying some new toys for us to use.

Maybe I should rephrase the question:

If you had a night just for fun sex play with your S.O., what would be on your agenda?

vveronica

Well if you do try scat I will guarantee you will have a short evening. Had that done once. It took me a week to feel clean again. If going anal MAKE SURE. She uses and enema first or it can be just as gross. and of course never go from anal to vaginal without cleaning your cock. Want try something new my vote is for Bound sex, public sex, multiple partners.
Did it in a scenic elevator with body bare and up against the glass wooohoo... I do suggest you get off at the second floor. I found out security usually waits in the lobby. hehehehhe

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Dano069

What about a little public exposure. If you're located on the upper floors of the hotel, open the drapes and make love in front of the windows. You can keep the lights off.

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Redlemon

So, find a couple and have a foursome!

Averett

Could always buy her a little maids outfit. Since you are at a hotel and everything

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motdakasha

I like Charlatan's idea, but you did say "new and interesting." I'm not familiar with what you have tried, but perhaps throwing in a few silk scarves to use as a blindfold and binding might make it a little more interesting. You could start the evening off with her blindfolded and bound, feeding her, bathing and shaving her, massaging her (I changed it up a bit). Then, once you slowly work her up with the massage, turn the tables. Have her blindfold and bind you to the bed and give her complete control.

Just a thought.

Also, you have given anal, but have you tried it?

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=22804
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=17728

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Thraeryn

The massage oil above is a fun idea, but it gets even more fun if you go to Wal-Mart ahead of time and buy a cheapo shower curtain liner so that you can turn the bed into a giant Sex & Slide. For later in the evening, after the first time or two.
*laugh* I hear that some of them are made to easily rip away.

erion

I have been thinking about that. She will once in a while use a vibrator on my ass while giving me head and I love it. I'm not sure she'd be into doing me with a strap-on, but I'm certainly open to trying it out. Maybe I'll get a double-header and put one end in her and the other in me and see how it goes.

Charlatan

It's funny I was going to suggest her pegging you with a strap on but wasn't sure you'd be into it...

The bath and massage stuff is of course just to set the mood... you did see the part about makin' luv that came after, right?

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erion

I saw it. The reason I spoke up wasn't because it was a bad idea, but because everyone was just echoing it.

My sexual boundaries are pretty wide. The only reason I ruled out threesomes was because it's short notice to the weekend for finding someone. Watersports and scat are just icky, and public sex because the public at the hotel will include a large number of relatives and friends. Strangers would be a whole lot easier to deal with. I'm hoping for a high floor number for our room -- it would be fun to fuck with the curtains wide open.

BonesCPA

Not to push you towards it, but since it is a wedding, it would suggest only half of the attendees would be your family. There is going a whole other set of people there. Who will be drinking. And they always say the two best events to score are weddings and funerals. In any case, have fun.

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erion

Threesomes are something that have always gotten both of us really hot when we talk dirty about it, but we've never pursued it. Because of the large number of people in the local who are or have just become relatives or friends of relatives, it didn't seem like to place to push for it.

You can never tell what will happen when the drink starts to flow.

Averett

If you hook up with somebody from the wedding, somebody WILL find out about it. Might not be the weekend for that

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erion

Which is kind of why I ruled it out in the first place. . .

BonesCPA

True. Didn't think of that. Plan that escapade for a future wedding...of a friend...who lives out of town.

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djeyeless

"The houdini" - start from behind, and when you're ready to bust (or blow, or whatever), pull out, grunt groan or whatever you do, and quietly spit on her back (without actaully blowing your load, and so she thinks you nutted all over her back) and then when she turns around to smile and congratulate you for a job well done, blow your wad right in her face. Say SURPRISE or ABRACADABRA or something.

krd913

If they have rooms with wirlpools in the room that would be a nice touch

Thagrastay

Handcuffs, Noxema (especially for anal), Hall's Mentholyptus lozenges (especially for oral), a dirty movie, candles, brandy, a hot tub (for discreet mutual masturbation) and honey (for her belly button and nipples). Talk soothing and dirty to her, use your hands tortuously slowly, and tease her til she begs. Then take a dip in the pool and let her do you.

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erion

During the reception, I had to go get spare batteries for the camera from our hotel room. About 2 minutes after I get there, I heard her come into the room. She pushed me down onto the bed, stripped me of everything below the waist, and gave me a quickie astroglide-lubed handjob. Before we went back down I inserted a string of large beads into her pussy and she walked around and danced with them in her for the rest of the night. She was a lot more animated when they were in there, as well.

After the reception, we went to the room to change before going back down to the bar. She took off everything but a very nice new bra she had bought, laid down on the bed and started playing with herself. Once I was able to pick up my jaw and stop staring I got myself naked and joined her in the bed. She kept playing with he clit while I extracted the beads, then got on top and blew me until she was satisfied with my hardness, then climbed on and fucked me until she came two times. Quick clean up and down to the bar.

After an hour at the bar, we came back up to bed, took a little while to pull all the bobby pins out of her hair, and got to the business. This was all hands and mouths and toys, and culminated in me coming twice while she was on top in a 69 with me licking her pussy as I fucked it with one of our dildos.

A very fun night. . .

Redlemon

Thank you VERY MUCH for the report on the results. I was just re-entering this thread to ask how it went. Sounds very successful.

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noodle

Since you're away from the runt, do something you haven't done since high school. Smoke a blunt and have mad sex... watch a movie you guys loved as kids... act stupid and immature. Be young again. It's refreshing. Have fun!

erion

I would NEVER have asked for help and not given the results. It seems so . . . uncivilized.

And yes, it was very fun. We're thinking of another night away for our anniversary next month.

Lunchbox7

You could always re-enact the librarian sex scene from the movie 'Tomcats', minus the grnadmother ofcourse

arcane

nothing says "i love you" quite like magic tricks in the bedroom

...where did that vibrator go?


oh it's behind your ear

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