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zombieman · 09-09-2003, 08:29 PM

My first time ended with me hanging outside a bathroom window 2 floors up, my pants held up by one hand, the other holding onto a pipe for dear life, blood pissing down my legs while my supposed girlfriend got nice with another bloke. Put me off sex for a whole year!!

09-09-2003, 10:13 PM

First time I nearly dropped my skateboard.

GrayWolf · 09-09-2003, 10:32 PM

See a few posts down.

Harshaw · 09-09-2003, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NotMinus
First time I nearly dropped my skateboard.

Your skate board?! How old were you?!

anti fishstick · 09-10-2003, 12:05 AM

my first time was bloody

cjjeep21 · 09-10-2003, 12:03 PM

In the back seat of a '74 Firebird. It was awesome. At least it seemed like it at the time.

Ganguro · 09-10-2003, 12:19 PM

i saw fireworks and all that jazz, but maan was it dissapointing..
too short! i had no clue that what an orgasm was, so when i had one.. i was like "ow.. that felt weird".. then my weiner got floppy..

Nimbletoe · 09-10-2003, 12:30 PM

... you never masturbated before having sex? wow.

SabrinaFair · 09-10-2003, 01:32 PM

It hurt like a mofo, but it was a good experience. The guy I was with was actually really great about it. God, I remember the look on his face the first time he entered me....wow. That made it hurt a lot less. Then afterwards, we sat outside and talked and cuddled. Adorable.

Garcon · 09-10-2003, 02:22 PM

My first still holds a very special place in my heart. She was absolutely wonderful. She was more experienced than I but we didn't do anything beyond actual intercourse. It was the middle of the day and we snuck away from school to my parent's place. Nobody was home so after some heavy petting (stroking and groping each other, for those that don't know what "petting" is) we moved to my bedroom. She was, and still is, one of the greatest lovers I've ever had. We stayed together for almost a year.

Then she fucked around on me (and apologized profusely explaining that she was drunk) so I went on a dating and fucking binge with several girls for several months. It didn't really help me get over my broken heart (I still feel a twinge when I think about it) but it sure pissed her off hearing about it from someone else.

preluder · 09-28-2003, 01:23 AM

i didn't even come the first time and i was hard for a good 45 minutes too... both our firsts, she cried happy tears for finally losing it. couldn't wipe the smiles off our faces the whole day, it was like a whole new world revealed.

jbrooks544 · 09-28-2003, 05:40 PM

God! It was the first for both of us. Just really something to get over with and move on to some real boinking later. Didn't know what the fark was going on - used cotraceptive foam I ripped somewhere - not realizing it was supposed to be used with a diaphram. She cried - needn't say more. Really, just get past it and move on - nothing to see here...

Sensei · 09-28-2003, 07:05 PM

Eh nothing too exciting, I was so excitied about losing it that, well, let's say it wasn't a marathon.

ally · 09-28-2003, 07:13 PM

It absolutly sucked and I havnt seen the guy since.
It was both of our first times, and I definitly should have found a better person to share it with.

09-09-2003, 08:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
zombieman Tilted Location: North Wales, UK	The First Time- How Was It For You?? My first time ended with me hanging outside a bathroom window 2 floors up, my pants held up by one hand, the other holding onto a pipe for dear life, blood pissing down my legs while my supposed girlfriend got nice with another bloke. Put me off sex for a whole year!!

09-09-2003, 10:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
GrayWolf Tilted	See a few posts down. __________________ They are too young when you start worrying that they might be too young. 18 is my lowest limit. I'm going to be 25 next month.. No piece of ass is worth getting pounded in my own. - Johnny Rotten (I laughed for so long when I read this...)

09-10-2003, 12:05 AM	#5 (permalink)
anti fishstick Post-modernism meets Individualism AKA the Clash Location: oregon	my first time was bloody __________________ And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. ~Anais Nin

09-10-2003, 12:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
Nimbletoe Junkie Location: Michigan	... you never masturbated before having sex? wow. __________________ Go Pistons!

09-10-2003, 01:32 PM	#9 (permalink)
SabrinaFair Junkie Location: Louisville, KY	It hurt like a mofo, but it was a good experience. The guy I was with was actually really great about it. God, I remember the look on his face the first time he entered me....wow. That made it hurt a lot less. Then afterwards, we sat outside and talked and cuddled. Adorable. __________________ "With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy." -Desiderata

09-09-2003, 10:13 PM	#2 (permalink)
NotMinus Guest	First time I nearly dropped my skateboard.

09-10-2003, 12:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
cjjeep21 Upright	In the back seat of a '74 Firebird. It was awesome. At least it seemed like it at the time.

09-10-2003, 12:19 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ganguro Army of Me	i saw fireworks and all that jazz, but maan was it dissapointing.. too short! i had no clue that what an orgasm was, so when i had one.. i was like "ow.. that felt weird".. then my weiner got floppy..

09-10-2003, 02:22 PM	#10 (permalink)
Garcon Upright Location: Los Angeles, CA	My first still holds a very special place in my heart. She was absolutely wonderful. She was more experienced than I but we didn't do anything beyond actual intercourse. It was the middle of the day and we snuck away from school to my parent's place. Nobody was home so after some heavy petting (stroking and groping each other, for those that don't know what "petting" is) we moved to my bedroom. She was, and still is, one of the greatest lovers I've ever had. We stayed together for almost a year. Then she fucked around on me (and apologized profusely explaining that she was drunk) so I went on a dating and fucking binge with several girls for several months. It didn't really help me get over my broken heart (I still feel a twinge when I think about it) but it sure pissed her off hearing about it from someone else.

09-28-2003, 01:23 AM	#11 (permalink)
preluder Tilted Location: Houston, TX	i didn't even come the first time and i was hard for a good 45 minutes too... both our firsts, she cried happy tears for finally losing it. couldn't wipe the smiles off our faces the whole day, it was like a whole new world revealed.

09-28-2003, 05:40 PM	#12 (permalink)
jbrooks544 Addict	God! It was the first for both of us. Just really something to get over with and move on to some real boinking later. Didn't know what the fark was going on - used cotraceptive foam I ripped somewhere - not realizing it was supposed to be used with a diaphram. She cried - needn't say more. Really, just get past it and move on - nothing to see here...

09-28-2003, 07:05 PM	#13 (permalink)
Sensei Black Belt in Slacking Off Location: Portland Or-ah-gun	Eh nothing too exciting, I was so excitied about losing it that, well, let's say it wasn't a marathon. __________________ Slacking off with style since 1981.

09-28-2003, 07:13 PM	#14 (permalink)
ally Insane Location: Boone,NC	It absolutly sucked and I havnt seen the guy since. It was both of our first times, and I definitly should have found a better person to share it with.