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Halx 09-09-2003 10:16 AM
Morning Wood - FYI
 
I just thought I'd put up a little funny fact.

Morning Wood is caused by a full bladder pressing against your prostate.

That is all. Thanks for your time.

Leviathan[NCV] 09-09-2003 10:18 AM
Seems like a logical explanation.

floonine 09-09-2003 10:18 AM
my grandfather told me it was caused by fairies.

i_t_man 09-09-2003 10:22 AM
Re: Morning Wood - FYI
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Halx
I just thought I'd put up a little funy fact.

Morning Wood is caused by a full bladder pressing against your prostate.

That is all. Thanks for your time.
Do you have a source? I've heard about 20 theories.

Evil Milkman 09-09-2003 10:25 AM
Re: Morning Wood - FYI
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Halx

Morning Wood is caused by a full bladder pressing against your prostate.
I've always read that morning erections are simply the body going through it's natural changes in the night.

I don't know.

Could be both! :)

Halx 09-09-2003 10:30 AM
Would you ever doubt your crazy uncle Hal?

Mango 09-09-2003 10:39 AM
Bullshit, morning wood is caused by waking up and being male and always horny. If I wake up an hour before my alarm goes off and go for a piss then go back to bed I will still wake up with wood when the alarm goes off.

Realizm 09-09-2003 11:11 AM
Need to urinate or not why not enjoy the hard on?

skysooner 09-09-2003 11:16 AM
That could be why it is difficult to masturbate it away :)

Holo 09-09-2003 11:38 AM
I hardly ever get morning wood...but I sure have to take a piss every morning. I really don't feel like having to bend halfway over the toile to take a piss so that's good that I don't.

gduventree 09-09-2003 12:17 PM
Hmm, I always thought morning wood was your body's way to avoid peeing yourself while sleeping.

mr sticky 09-09-2003 12:35 PM
Morning wood is brought on by REM stage of sleep. Every time you are in REM you get wood. Period.

The full bladder makes the wood more stiffy! and last longer.

jimk 09-09-2003 12:51 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by floonine
my grandfather told me it was caused by fairies.

NO WAY, MAN!! NO FAIRIES IN MY DREAMS!!!!!!!
-no homophobia, either. :)

Quote:
....bladder......blah, blah, blah..........

nope, i think my morning rods are from sex dreams. wait, maybe having to piss gives me sex dreams??????

anyway, it's a bitch trying to pee with a woody, ain't it?

james t kirk 09-09-2003 03:24 PM
Yeah, but that would mean every time i have to take a whiz, i should have a hard on and I don't.

I mean there are times when i am just about ready to burst i need to go so bad and no hard on.

(mind you, those pees are almost orgasmic in their release.)

God of Thunder 09-09-2003 04:14 PM
Morning wood...one of the many joys of growing older:)

eagle1 09-09-2003 04:27 PM
I tell ya, my wife likes it when I wake up like that; and if she does, so do I! :D

mrquackers 09-09-2003 04:35 PM
Re: Morning Wood - FYI
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Halx
I just thought I'd put up a little funny fact.

Morning Wood is caused by a full bladder pressing against your prostate.

That is all. Thanks for your time.
You forgot the other fun fact that's related to this.

Emptying that bladder is a bitch-and-a-half when combined with morning wood!

GoldenOuroboros 09-09-2003 04:45 PM
it's hard getting up and needing to go.. argh.. stand around and shake the legs abit waiting for the wood to dissapate.. hehe..

Flesh 09-09-2003 04:57 PM
haha, good. I'm not the only one who is annoyed with pissing in the morning cause of morning wood.

slimshaydee 09-09-2003 05:05 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by gduventree
Hmm, I always thought morning wood was your body's way to avoid peeing yourself while sleeping.
That's the theory I came up with, cause if I wake up to pee an hour before I get up I dont get a wood when I wake up.

bundy 09-09-2003 05:27 PM
morning glory, is really all about pee.
the secrets out.

Hard8s 09-09-2003 06:53 PM
Re: Re: Morning Wood - FYI
 
Quote:
Originally posted by mrquackers
You forgot the other fun fact that's related to this.

Emptying that bladder is a bitch-and-a-half when combined with morning wood!
Not if you just hop in the shower. You can pee on the walls if you have to, it all goes down the same drains.:p

motdakasha 09-09-2003 07:12 PM
Hard8s beat me to the point: Use the shower. Urine is actually pretty damn sterile due to the high levels of acidity.

And the whole avoiding peeing in your sleep concept works in unison with the full bladder pressing on the prostate.

AlCap0wn 09-09-2003 07:40 PM
re: peeing in the shower

... And it conserves water too. :D

starbum 09-09-2003 08:07 PM
...no wonder I get an erection when I really have to pee....

Battlefield 09-09-2003 08:12 PM
I thought it was purely natural? I read somewhere the average man has 45 erections while sleeping.

meff 09-09-2003 10:26 PM
I get this sometimes, and yeah I really wish I could 'use' the damn hardon instead of having to piss like mad and then losing it.. Kinda makes it less fun :(

Sleepyjack 09-09-2003 10:53 PM
i hate walking around with morning wood, like evn walking to the shower (about 15 metres) or to the kitchen for a drink. Normally i am in my boxer shorts so it either sticks all the way out, or i have to "half" tuck it in the elastic of my pants and the head sticks out a bit. Its pretty tough... normally i just do a quick runner :p

Sparhawk 09-10-2003 04:41 AM
Re: Re: Re: Morning Wood - FYI
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hard8s
Not if you just hop in the shower. You can pee on the walls if you have to, it all goes down the same drains.:p
I'm usually not one to judge, but

EWWWWW.

air45 09-10-2003 06:26 AM
it is my pleasure to chop down the morning wood by the masturbation.

this is near every day for me! i start the day with the smiling face!

Dano069 09-10-2003 06:28 AM
I really don't care what causes it. I enjoy it, my wife enjoys it, who cares what causes it!

Cynthetiq 09-10-2003 07:21 AM
heheh hehe... Beavis and Butthead wanted to do a paper on it...

wood.. hehe heh heh

bermuDa 09-10-2003 08:37 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by motdakasha
Hard8s beat me to the point: Use the shower. Urine is actually pretty damn sterile due to the high levels of acidity.
and ammonia content :)

but really, thanks all for ruining my breakfast erections for me... I always thought that was just his way of saying 'good morning, sleep well?' to me ;[

Redlemon 09-10-2003 09:07 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Halx
Would you ever doubt your crazy uncle Hal?
I'd definately belive Hal, who has a good reason to be looking into this. He probably can't even roll out of bed in the morning...

Averett 09-10-2003 09:15 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by redlemon
I'd definately belive Hal, who has a good reason to be looking into this. He probably can't even roll out of bed in the morning...
Oh man that made ma laugh so hard! :lol: :lol: :lol:

johnnymysto 09-10-2003 10:02 AM
Redlemon's right! Hal doesn't get morning wood - he gets morning Sequoia!!! :D

Just messin, Hal - you know I bow to your superiority.

Halx 09-10-2003 10:10 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by redlemon
I'd definately belive Hal, who has a good reason to be looking into this. He probably can't even roll out of bed in the morning...
this was my good laugh for the day

Sleepyjack 09-10-2003 11:06 AM
Does Hal have a huge dick or something?

I may be a little new around here but how come everyone else knows???
i must of missed something...

crfpilot 09-10-2003 11:16 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by redlemon
I'd definately belive Hal, who has a good reason to be looking into this. He probably can't even roll out of bed in the morning...
....and has to turn the ceiling fan off before going to sleep.

Averett 09-10-2003 11:19 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Sleepyjack
Does Hal have a huge dick or something?
Yes :eek:


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