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Old 09-10-2003, 11:37 AM   #41 (permalink)
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Old 09-10-2003, 11:39 AM   #42 (permalink)
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I thought it was just like a natural kick-stand, to keep you from falling off the bed in your sleep.
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Old 09-10-2003, 11:41 AM   #43 (permalink)
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You can see it for yourself when you get members access or whatever its called :-)
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Old 09-10-2003, 11:46 AM   #44 (permalink)
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I've got members access, although he (Hal) hasn't been turning up to the club meetings we've been having so i didn't know about it.

ahh bad joke..sorry.
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Old 09-10-2003, 08:15 PM   #45 (permalink)
 
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I could swear that I was taught that you cannot physically urinate with an erection. There's a muscle that prevents the urinary tract from having anything to do with the seminal one.

It's certainly true for me. I can't urinate with an erection if I tried...
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Old 09-10-2003, 08:40 PM   #46 (permalink)
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It depends on what the erection is caused by. If it's a sexual erection you're right, but if its just mornin' wood you can right your name on the wall. Try it!
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Old 09-10-2003, 09:39 PM   #47 (permalink)
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I was under the impression that morning wood was caused by your body waking up and starting to pump blood at a faster rate. The extra blood flow brings about an erection.

The other reason I heard was that it's just a natural occurence during REM sleep, and it just lasts til you wake up.

Though personally, i more often then not wake up without an erection, but when i go to stretch, that's when it starts poppin up. Makes sense with the whole increase blood flow activity I stated above.

The full bladder against the prostate thing doesn't make sense. Wouldn't we have an erection every time we had to pee but couldn't? Not saying you're wrong, just trying to get clarity.
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Old 09-11-2003, 09:00 AM   #48 (permalink)
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Yeah, i am not too srue about this. In a lecture today, i really needed to take a piss (for about 45 minutes) and i was hoping i wouldn't get a hard on cause of this phenonoma(sp?)
Although it didn't eventuate....

Still a little skeptical myself. I thought it more had to do with that guys think about sex about every 5 minutes so there is a large probability that they will have an erection at any given time. Even the morning
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Old 09-11-2003, 09:32 AM   #49 (permalink)
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Does Hal have a huge dick or something?

I may be a little new around here but how come everyone else knows???
i must of missed something...
If you are still missing it, the post is Hal's Greatest Hits. I'm personally very comfortable with my length, but those pictures are enough to cause jeolousy in anyone.
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Old 09-11-2003, 09:36 AM   #50 (permalink)
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The latest opinion I've seen in a medical journal (not that I read those really often) is that it's caused by hormone level fluctuations during sleep.
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Old 09-11-2003, 05:50 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Not if you just hop in the shower. You can pee on the walls if you have to, it all goes down the same drains.
Uh-huh. YOU try explaining to Yoshi why I'm standing in the shower taking a leak right after she had the cleaners come over and work overtime on the bathroom.

Good luck.

I'll just stand over here and watch.

(Gonna need a beer. This should be good!)




(Oh crap. Beer. Gotta pee again.)
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Old 09-12-2003, 02:25 AM   #52 (permalink)
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it is my pleasure to chop down the morning wood by the masturbation.

this is near every day for me! i start the day with the smiling face!
This crazy mofo cracks me up every time.
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Old 09-12-2003, 11:57 AM   #53 (permalink)
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Old 09-12-2003, 08:11 PM   #54 (permalink)
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This crazy mofo cracks me up every time.
Me too... it's engrish.com all over again
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Old 09-12-2003, 08:27 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Re: Morning Wood - FYI

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I just thought I'd put up a little funny fact.

Morning Wood is caused by a full bladder pressing against your prostate.

That is all. Thanks for your time.
Really i thought it had to do something with sex.
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Old 09-12-2003, 09:54 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Of course, there are a lot of theories. Your body cycles through a high and low hormones phase, one each every 12 hours. It is also related to REM sleep as noted above.
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Old 09-12-2003, 11:09 PM   #57 (permalink)
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There's a lot of theories about this... I've heard a lot of these before, but who knows who's the right one eh? All I know is I don't wake up with wood that much. Maybe good for me?
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Old 09-12-2003, 11:32 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Does Hal have a huge dick or something?

I may be a little new around here but how come everyone else knows???
i must of missed something...
Erm, check out *Halx's Greatest Hits* in the Exhibition Forum.
He is jaw-droppingly endowed (pun intended).
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Old 09-12-2003, 11:35 PM   #59 (permalink)
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I thought it was caused by not having enough orgasms before going to sleep. 8 is about right. Get to work, people!
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Old 09-13-2003, 01:53 AM   #60 (permalink)
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As far as I was aware morning wood is like part of your self test maintence program.

One of the questions they ask you when checking to se whether impotence is physical or mental is do you get morning wood. If the answer is yes then we are heading towards mental.

Also you get more morning wood than you are aware of, its so common than you don't always realise its there, unless you are Halx and start knocking chairs over whilst walking around n stuff
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Old 09-13-2003, 07:17 AM   #61 (permalink)
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I have Woody every morning :<.. sometimes its a pain. I piss like twice while i am sleeping. NO NOT IN MY BED!! I get up. But when its time to wake up. I have wood. But at least it makes it easy to shave in the morning.


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Old 09-13-2003, 07:21 AM   #62 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2003, 03:22 PM   #63 (permalink)
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my morning wood usually lasts for like an hour after i get up....sometimes more

it is weird taking a leak in the morning with wood, that's all i can say
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Old 09-24-2003, 07:25 AM   #64 (permalink)
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Dont know much about it.. I like taking advantage of it!!!!! Wooooohoo
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Old 09-24-2003, 08:23 AM   #65 (permalink)
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ha, i never knew or discovered that exhibition forum before. I don't know why???
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Old 09-24-2003, 04:08 PM   #66 (permalink)
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maybe because I couldnt find it?

(yes, yes, I know why and Im not asking why, I just wish I could see it)
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Old 09-24-2003, 05:20 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Yeah, morning wood is kinda annoying. Im always worried it'll hang out of the sheets and give the roommate an unnecessary good-morning salute.
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Old 09-24-2003, 05:37 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Interesting ... I have to echo the sentiments of those that felt that it was just a simple "good morning, sleep well?" from my Johnson.

Well, I stretch first thing in the morning when I wake up... not much different on that scale.
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Old 09-24-2003, 10:06 PM   #69 (permalink)
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yay! mornin wood
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Old 09-25-2003, 05:46 AM   #70 (permalink)
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Old 09-25-2003, 01:29 PM   #71 (permalink)
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I really don't feel like having to bend halfway over the toile to take a piss so that's good that I don't.
Ha ha, I laughed out loud on that one.

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Old 09-25-2003, 05:10 PM   #72 (permalink)
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haha i never knew that
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Old 09-25-2003, 05:28 PM   #73 (permalink)
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It depends on what the erection is caused by. If it's a sexual erection you're right, but if its just mornin' wood you can right your name on the wall. Try it!
just...reaaaaaaally high on the wall
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Old 09-25-2003, 06:15 PM   #74 (permalink)
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Old 09-25-2003, 09:00 PM   #75 (permalink)
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My problem is that there is not enough skin left to have both
a woody and keep your eyes closed.....the damn thing starts
throbbing and my eyes start popping open....

Hey, would I lie to you...
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Old 09-25-2003, 09:20 PM   #76 (permalink)
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I heard you get an erection so you dont pee yourself... the same way you cant pee when you have a hard-on in the middle of sex!
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Old 09-25-2003, 10:07 PM   #77 (permalink)
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When my hubby and I are on different sleeping schedules, I notice he usually has quite a few erections throughout the night up until he wakes up. It doesn't seem to matter if he has peed right before he went to bed or not. Plus, he doesn't always have to pee when he wakes up (when he hasn't drank enough water the day before, tsk tsk) so maybe it's different for different guys. hmm
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Old 09-25-2003, 10:37 PM   #78 (permalink)
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Old 01-30-2004, 01:06 PM   #79 (permalink)
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So...it's not because the dog licks my balls then? Oh...
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Old 01-30-2004, 01:57 PM   #80 (permalink)
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heheh hehe... Beavis and Butthead wanted to do a paper on it...
wood.. hehe heh heh
that episode was funny as hell...
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