Masturbation devices
 

Ok, this is my first thread. I was wondering, how many of you get... inventive... when masturbating? There's a website called jackinweb.com which haves all sorts of different methods and homemade gadgets to give you more, erm... pleasure.
Anyway, sometimes when I'm horny I get creative and I just need something else than my hand (and my girlfriend is not at home) so I come up with different things. I thought it would be funny to share, and to hear other people's (crazy?) (wonderful?) ideas and 'gadgets'
A good one for me have been one of those huge water-bottles that you put opening down into a cooler, and then you can tap nice, cold spring water. At least the ones we have in my country, you can remove this blue and white plastic bit around the edge (after it's empty, of course) and my cock fits that hole perfectly! I then insert a plastic bag down there, so my cum doesn't wind up at the bottom of the bottle. It's a nice fit, and it almost sucks the cum out of me as a really good blowjob - only this thing doesn't stop or spit :) I usually lube it with a good amount of spit.
Is that sick? Or am I not the only one?
I have more, I'll continue to contribute as this thread hopefully evolves.
Oh, and of course this goes for girls as well! Let's hear it.

lol that is a little sick to me I'll admit. I don't really use objects... the only thing I can think of is I tried this little jackhammer toy once but it wasn't good at all. I stick to body parts.

one time, a long time ago i tried the plastic bag wrapped in towel type thing, didn't do anything for me, hand was much better

Hand > *.

I used to work at a porn store and got to take quite a few "damaged goods" home, one of them as high priced as $200. None of them could beat my hand. I threw them all away after a use or two.

When I first started masturbating, I used a lifesize plastic milk bottle. I learned that if I cut the top off and used it like a mouth, it did a great job at sucking me off. Of course, you had to fill it with warm water, but it was still a great way to get off.

let me just hope that i never get a cooler bottle that has been at your house

I've got one of those jelly sleeves but truthfully, I rarely use it. My hand just works better.

So far, that's the only thing I've tried.

rofl :lol:

i've never used anything other than my hand on my own... or lotion for that matter....

I'm a guy... what else would i need? I always thought of pocket pussies as kinda of pathetic =\ but whatever floats one's boat :)

Get the FLESHLIGHT! http://www.fleshlight.com

Trust me this masturbating device is good, better than the real thing, you won't be dissappointed!

MY favorite is the Wonder Wave with the mouth insert.

Never used anything accept my hand, and I probably won't ever. I prefer my wife's hands, though :D

I've never used a toy either, but I have always wondered... I'd like a girl to show me how to user that toy tho.....

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No, no, it was a toy bottle. I'm going back 30 years or so. That cream has expired. :eek:

Apparently your's hasn't :lol: