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fooseballwiz · 09-01-2003, 08:21 AM

Hey everyone, it's the always loveable fooseballwiz. My girlfriend and i havn't had sex but she really seems to love giving me "Handjobs". I don't normaly masterbate but all she does is a normal way of "jerking me off". I was just wondering if there was a way for me to get a better orgasm by myself and if u had any tips.

P.s. : i'm not putting anything near or up my ass (hahaha)

Halx · 09-01-2003, 09:36 AM

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Originally posted by fooseballwiz
P.s. : i'm not putting anything near or up my ass (hahaha)

funny, that's what I was going to suggest

GoldenOuroboros · 09-01-2003, 10:21 AM

lol Halx

rogue49 · 09-01-2003, 10:53 AM

If she's handjobbin' ya.

Try something a bit different.
Use an oil.
This will make it more interesting & erotic, feel better
make you last longer.
And when you finally do come.
Watch out.

Enjoy.

mrquackers · 09-01-2003, 04:41 PM

Have her take you to the edge, then stop for a while. Calm down. Then repeat. After that, let yourself go over the edge.

It'll blow your mind - and she'll need waders!

lived2play · 09-03-2003, 04:34 PM

*LOL*

i8one2 · 09-03-2003, 08:37 PM

rubber glove lubed with olive oil and filled with ice.

legolas · 09-04-2003, 06:52 AM

Try having her give you a hand job with her mouth =P

starbum · 09-04-2003, 10:43 AM

squeeze the muscles in your legs / butt. expecially if you're standing it feels like you have a surge of energy coming through the floor and spreading like fire through you're body. feels wonderful. but be VERY careful.... you can cramp easily and that hurts like a mofo

be careful, but definatly try it out.

air45 · 09-04-2003, 12:52 PM

don't be hasty for the butt play!

i former was afraid of anus fingers or such toys, but one time the sexy lady surprise me with the large black dildo! this was first-rate!

my cum was to fly from the cock like gangbusters! now it is my pleasure to receive such items in my anus.

Evil Milkman · 09-04-2003, 07:43 PM

Lol... Air45...

The best you are!

Charlatan · 09-05-2003, 11:50 AM

Get her to use oil and to go very slow... let it build until you burst.

(other than that... go for the anal play... pressure on the prostate while you are cuming is the ultimate.)

09-01-2003, 08:21 AM	#1 (permalink)
fooseballwiz Banned	How do u "Clear the pipes" (hahaha) Hey everyone, it's the always loveable fooseballwiz. My girlfriend and i havn't had sex but she really seems to love giving me "Handjobs". I don't normaly masterbate but all she does is a normal way of "jerking me off". I was just wondering if there was a way for me to get a better orgasm by myself and if u had any tips. P.s. : i'm not putting anything near or up my ass (hahaha)

09-01-2003, 10:21 AM	#3 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	lol Halx __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

09-01-2003, 04:41 PM	#5 (permalink)
mrquackers Exhausted Location: Northeastern US - please send help!	Have her take you to the edge, then stop for a while. Calm down. Then repeat. After that, let yourself go over the edge. It'll blow your mind - and she'll need waders! __________________ "If you're walking on thin ice, you may as well go ahead and dance."

09-03-2003, 04:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
lived2play Upright	LOL __________________ Funny, all the people who know how to run the country are either busy driving a cab or cutting hair!

09-03-2003, 08:37 PM	#7 (permalink)
i8one2 COMPLETED and A TRAINER Location: BEAN_TOWN	rubber glove lubed with olive oil and filled with ice. __________________ LEATHER, LATEX and LACE "SSC" "Nothing That Gives Pleasure is Bad" Quality is for those who know what they want and are at peace with what they have. "S/M is about emotion; the erotic tension between my impulse toward something and my resistance against it."-- Virginia Barker

09-01-2003, 10:53 AM	#4 (permalink)
rogue49 Loser	If she's handjobbin' ya. Try something a bit different. Use an oil. This will make it more interesting & erotic, feel better make you last longer. And when you finally do come. Watch out. Enjoy.

09-04-2003, 06:52 AM	#8 (permalink)
legolas shit faced cockmaster Location: CT	Try having her give you a hand job with her mouth =P __________________ "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

09-04-2003, 10:43 AM	#9 (permalink)
starbum Tilted	squeeze the muscles in your legs / butt. expecially if you're standing it feels like you have a surge of energy coming through the floor and spreading like fire through you're body. feels wonderful. but be VERY careful.... you can cramp easily and that hurts like a mofo be careful, but definatly try it out.

09-04-2003, 12:52 PM	#10 (permalink)
air45 Loser Location: Midwest	don't be hasty for the butt play! i former was afraid of anus fingers or such toys, but one time the sexy lady surprise me with the large black dildo! this was first-rate! my cum was to fly from the cock like gangbusters! now it is my pleasure to receive such items in my anus.

09-04-2003, 07:43 PM	#11 (permalink)
Evil Milkman Addict Location: Illinois	Lol... Air45... The best you are!

09-05-2003, 11:50 AM	#12 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Get her to use oil and to go very slow... let it build until you burst. (other than that... go for the anal play... pressure on the prostate while you are cuming is the ultimate.) __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke