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100FullDEQ_SRVR · 08-28-2003, 08:22 PM

Thought I'd start my 1st thread of with a bang (pun somewhat intended). I was just curious what folks thought about lunch-time sex, be it at work or school.
Another reason I bring this up is that I am pretty sure that I walked in on one of my co-workers getting his knob gobbled. I was going to the fridge where I work. I close the door to the fridge and I peek around the corner when i see one of the IT guys g/f head bobbing up and down at the dudes desk. I shrug it off and go about my business.

JStrider · 08-28-2003, 08:37 PM

the summer before i came to tech i would take 1.5 hour or longer lunch breaks and would visit my girlfriend... and we would do it then... i never had a problem with it... i dont think i would ever do that at work... least not when theres other people around...

legolas · 08-28-2003, 10:39 PM

I'm not in school right now so it's easy for the early ones.

tisonlyi · 08-29-2003, 03:37 AM

I think sex is good.

Time?

irrelevent.

Quickies in work are nice though, going back with a flushed face and a lingering aroma...

Maaaahhhhvelous.

Thraeryn · 08-29-2003, 05:23 AM

I'm with tisonlyi. Take it where you can get it, and if it's at work, let the evidence do your gloating for you.

Silvy · 08-29-2003, 05:33 AM

If you're willing to get it by a cute co-worker (ie you don't have another relationship etc etc).
Then why not at work?

I'd make sure not to get caught though and if you do you'd better be on a break. You don't want work-avoiding added to your reputation...

Consider it relaxation therapy. But don't let it interfere with your work or there'll be hell to pay!

asshopo · 08-29-2003, 05:51 AM

I've been lucky enough to have a couple nooners if I go home for lunch. Not often tho, cause both kids have to be napping and that in itself is a rare occasion.

The whole kid thing will prolly ruin this thread. :-/

baaa · 08-29-2003, 07:05 AM

I had a 9:15er this morning. I am in a good mood now.

jimk · 08-29-2003, 07:11 AM

i can't think of a bad time to bone....if you can get away with it during a work break, do it!!!!!!!!!!

gduventree · 08-29-2003, 08:47 AM

I would think that getting caught in the act at work would be something that could get you fired. Depends on your place of work I guess.

rogue49 · 08-29-2003, 10:19 AM

anytime, anywhere is nice
thank you very much.

Slims · 08-29-2003, 11:16 AM

Edited.

wry1 · 08-29-2003, 03:26 PM

Nooner?

Yes, please!

............................AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Thank you.

jujueye · 08-29-2003, 06:05 PM

Cute co-workers? I'm in tech, which is 95% men. Yeah, go for it. You'll either be refreshed after lunch, or sleep for the rest of the day....LOL...

100FullDEQ_SRVR · 08-29-2003, 08:14 PM

Im new to the IT field, and from what I have seen so far, is a bunch of guys w/ beer guts (me included LOL) and some with the atitude like Jimmy Fallon's character on SNL, "Nick Burns, the company computer guy". Although the folks i work with are cool, i can see how some folks in the IT field would be hard pressed (bad pun) for any sort of action, let alone a nooner. Personalities of a dial tone.

legolas · 08-29-2003, 09:37 PM

Yea, I remember one time she slept over and we did right when we woke up. It was one of thebest times we ever had. I suggest everyone try it.

neddy65 · 08-30-2003, 05:06 AM

I love morning sex and will sqeeze in (heehee) a nooner if the kids are asleep. I used to live next door to a couple who had LOUD sex and every day he would get home at 3 pm run up the stairs, she would scream a while and then he would run down to the car and head back to school. You could almost set your watch by them. After a whlie my friends would come over just before 3 and cheer them on through the wall, it never seemed to bother my neighbors much.

tikki · 08-31-2003, 02:20 AM

i used to be all about b/w class sex. then i became single.

Shyla Loral · 08-31-2003, 12:07 PM

Heh, I work at home, I can have a "nooner" anytime, and it definitely improves my work performance.

krd913 · 08-31-2003, 05:26 PM

Any time is a good time take it when you can get it plus a nooner takes the edge of of the rest of the day

cementor · 08-31-2003, 07:45 PM

Ever heard the saying " Every piece you pass up is a piece you can't reclaim!" You can have a different piece at a different time , but the one you pass up is gone forever! Never pass one up when offered!! Nooners are always a winner! and the worst I ever had was wonderful! As you get older this is truer still!

livewirerc · 09-02-2003, 11:30 AM

Nooners are the best thing ever, and great to prepare you for the afternoon boredom of actual work. I only work 5 minutes from my house so I'd head home from time to time for "lunch with the wife". Unfortunately now that summer is over and my wife is back in school it's not gonna happen as often.

Jim Kata · 09-02-2003, 11:40 AM

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Originally posted by livewirerc
Nooners are the best thing ever, and great to prepare you for the afternoon boredom of actual work. I only work 5 minutes from my house so I'd head home from time to time for "lunch with the wife". Unfortunately now that summer is over and my wife is back in school it's not gonna happen as often.

I'm in the same boat as you.
Also I always work up a decent appetite but never have enough time to eat so I go through the day surviving on overpriced snacks from the snack machines. I guess I could always prepare lunch before lunch time so I can just take it back...but that would just make too much sense, and why would I want to do that.

08-28-2003, 08:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
100FullDEQ_SRVR Upright Location: Big Sky Country-Montana	Nooners Thought I'd start my 1st thread of with a bang (pun somewhat intended). I was just curious what folks thought about lunch-time sex, be it at work or school. Another reason I bring this up is that I am pretty sure that I walked in on one of my co-workers getting his knob gobbled. I was going to the fridge where I work. I close the door to the fridge and I peek around the corner when i see one of the IT guys g/f head bobbing up and down at the dudes desk. I shrug it off and go about my business. __________________ 100FullDEQ_SRVR

08-28-2003, 08:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	the summer before i came to tech i would take 1.5 hour or longer lunch breaks and would visit my girlfriend... and we would do it then... i never had a problem with it... i dont think i would ever do that at work... least not when theres other people around... __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

08-28-2003, 10:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
legolas shit faced cockmaster Location: CT	I'm not in school right now so it's easy for the early ones. __________________ "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

08-29-2003, 03:37 AM	#4 (permalink)
tisonlyi Nothing	I think sex is good. Time? irrelevent. Quickies in work are nice though, going back with a flushed face and a lingering aroma... Maaaahhhhvelous. __________________ "I do not agree that the dog in a manger has the final right to the manger even though he may have lain there for a very long time. I do not admit that right. I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place." - Winston Churchill, 1937 --{ORLY?}--

08-29-2003, 05:33 AM	#6 (permalink)
Silvy paranoid Location: The Netherlands	If you're willing to get it by a cute co-worker (ie you don't have another relationship etc etc). Then why not at work? I'd make sure not to get caught though and if you do you'd better be on a break. You don't want work-avoiding added to your reputation... Consider it relaxation therapy. But don't let it interfere with your work or there'll be hell to pay! __________________ "Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. " - Murphy MacManus (Boondock Saints)

08-29-2003, 05:23 AM	#5 (permalink)
Thraeryn Loser	I'm with tisonlyi. Take it where you can get it, and if it's at work, let the evidence do your gloating for you.

08-29-2003, 05:51 AM	#7 (permalink)
asshopo Insane Location: Michigan	I've been lucky enough to have a couple nooners if I go home for lunch. Not often tho, cause both kids have to be napping and that in itself is a rare occasion. The whole kid thing will prolly ruin this thread. :-/ __________________ Patterns have a habit of repeating themselves.

08-29-2003, 07:05 AM	#8 (permalink)
baaa Banned Location: ville	I had a 9:15er this morning. I am in a good mood now.

08-29-2003, 07:11 AM	#9 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	i can't think of a bad time to bone....if you can get away with it during a work break, do it!!!!!!!!!! __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

08-29-2003, 08:47 AM	#10 (permalink)
gduventree Crazy Location: Vancouver	I would think that getting caught in the act at work would be something that could get you fired. Depends on your place of work I guess.

08-29-2003, 10:19 AM	#11 (permalink)
rogue49 Loser	anytime, anywhere is nice thank you very much.

08-29-2003, 11:16 AM	#12 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	Edited. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence Last edited by Slims; 12-20-2010 at 07:20 PM..

08-29-2003, 03:26 PM	#13 (permalink)
wry1 Loser Location: Far too far from my Angel....	Nooner? Yes, please! ............................AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Thank you.

08-29-2003, 06:05 PM	#14 (permalink)
jujueye alpaca lunch for the trip Location: in my computer	Cute co-workers? I'm in tech, which is 95% men. Yeah, go for it. You'll either be refreshed after lunch, or sleep for the rest of the day....LOL... Last edited by jujueye; 04-08-2004 at 07:55 PM..

08-29-2003, 08:14 PM	#15 (permalink)
100FullDEQ_SRVR Upright Location: Big Sky Country-Montana	Im new to the IT field, and from what I have seen so far, is a bunch of guys w/ beer guts (me included LOL) and some with the atitude like Jimmy Fallon's character on SNL, "Nick Burns, the company computer guy". Although the folks i work with are cool, i can see how some folks in the IT field would be hard pressed (bad pun) for any sort of action, let alone a nooner. Personalities of a dial tone. __________________ 100FullDEQ_SRVR

08-29-2003, 09:37 PM	#16 (permalink)
legolas shit faced cockmaster Location: CT	Yea, I remember one time she slept over and we did right when we woke up. It was one of thebest times we ever had. I suggest everyone try it. __________________ "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

08-30-2003, 05:06 AM	#17 (permalink)
neddy65 Loves green eggs and ham Location: I'm just sittin' here watching the world go round and round	I love morning sex and will sqeeze in (heehee) a nooner if the kids are asleep. I used to live next door to a couple who had LOUD sex and every day he would get home at 3 pm run up the stairs, she would scream a while and then he would run down to the car and head back to school. You could almost set your watch by them. After a whlie my friends would come over just before 3 and cheer them on through the wall, it never seemed to bother my neighbors much. __________________ If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything? My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die! Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider!

08-31-2003, 02:20 AM	#18 (permalink)
tikki Justified Location: West Lafayette, IN	i used to be all about b/w class sex. then i became single. __________________ Take notice. Take interest. Take me with you.

08-31-2003, 12:07 PM	#19 (permalink)
Shyla Loral Crazy Location: Austin	Heh, I work at home, I can have a "nooner" anytime, and it definitely improves my work performance. __________________ "Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead" Ben Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanac. Meff r0x

08-31-2003, 05:26 PM	#20 (permalink)
krd913 Crazy	Any time is a good time take it when you can get it plus a nooner takes the edge of of the rest of the day

08-31-2003, 07:45 PM	#21 (permalink)
cementor Crazy Location: Denver	Ever heard the saying " Every piece you pass up is a piece you can't reclaim!" You can have a different piece at a different time , but the one you pass up is gone forever! Never pass one up when offered!! Nooners are always a winner! and the worst I ever had was wonderful! As you get older this is truer still! __________________ Cementor If I was any better I'd have to be twins!

09-02-2003, 11:30 AM	#22 (permalink)
livewirerc Insane Location: Austin, TX	Nooners are the best thing ever, and great to prepare you for the afternoon boredom of actual work. I only work 5 minutes from my house so I'd head home from time to time for "lunch with the wife". Unfortunately now that summer is over and my wife is back in school it's not gonna happen as often.