cleanup?
 

I have to admit that all my life cleanup has the been hardest part... whacking off is fun and all but then there is this mess! I can never do it standing, I have to jerk off sitting (at the computer or TV).

It always gets all over my hand, my legs, and whatever I am sitting on. I have come to the result of using an old t-shirt... I sit on it and use it as a "place-mat" and then has a hand/penis towel.

What is the best way to quickly clean up? Other people I have known never seem to have much issue with it...

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If it's that big of a problem, why not just toss that t-shirt or towel over the lil guy when that time cums?

I agree. Use a tissue or a towell.

Cum on the carpet. Then you can either clean it with a damp towel or rub it in with your shoe and pretend nothing happened.

i always cup my hand over it just after i come. It's become an art. I can even do it with all my clothes on, and not make a mess.

towel seems to work alright. Keep it near and when the time cums... hehe, cup your hand wiht the towel ontop and just shoot it in. simple, clean, practical .. anyone can do it :)

I'm curious, what does it look like when you run hot watter over it? Is it like cracking an egg over boiling water?

I go with the sock method. When you are about to finish, put a sock over your hand a penis, and come inside of it. Comes out fine after doing the laundry.

Jerk off before hoping in the shower. Makes for simple cleanup :D

try a condom

Hot water makes little sticky white booger things. Very nasty and hard to clean up.

One of my friends uses kleenex. I think what he did was put the kleenex in his cupped hand to catch it, then wiped off whatever else.
The only weird part about him is that he wouldn't throw them away. He kept piling them on a dresser top near his computer. Finally, when he moved out, he had created a mountain of smelly kleenex. :confused:

didnt know cleanup was such an issue.. interesting

eww... my brother always had about 20-30 wadded tissues lying about his floor... made me really dislike entering his room.

icky.

Wow,

No one mentioned a sock.

Great for feet and ejaculating penises. Of course laundry is always fun, especially if you don't do your own...

second the part about the warm water. Funny, it seems to coagulate in cold water too. Water doesn't work. Soap doesn't work all that well either, once its coagulated.

Wipe it off with tissue before rinsing in water....

"It's not a space shuttle launch, it's SEX."

Jeesus, haven't you guys ever heard of Kleenex? How about toilet paper?

I don't mean to sound rude but, I can't believe anyone actually needs advice on this topic.

I wasn't looking for advice... I've found a method that works. I was merely inquiring about other methods... there are plenty I have not though of yet.


Plus... if I asked for advise it's not your place to tell me what's stupid and what's not stupid to ask for advice for... if you think it's dumb then stop reading the thread and go to another.

I'm personally one for the sock method. I've also tried things like towels too though, work pretty good.