Redlemon

My wife, bless her, has a great rack, and lets me tit-fuck her. But enough bragging . The one area she is somewhat reserved about is language; unless she is already halfway to orgasm, she doesn't like hardcore language.

So, if it's one of those nights where she says "Nothing for me tonight, but would you like anything" (OK, I'm still bragging), I could really use a term other than "tit-fuck". Suggestions?

tenchi069

If you want to get cutesy playful with her, just ask her if "they" can come out to "play"

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Charlatan

Just ask her for "Russian"... This is the term sex trade workers use for tit-fucking...

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Pellaz

I'd suggest something along the lines of "Well, I really love the feel of your breasts around me, how about that please" or "It'd be great to feel your lovely breasts around me" Pay her a compliment, let her know you enjoy it, be grateful about it and use a suggestively toned me instead of cock and breasts instead of tits.

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Redlemon

"Russian" seems a little odd. There are 3,000 synonyms for every other sexual act, I'd think there would be at least a few for tit fucking.

Pellaz/Tenchi: I don't have to be THAT circumspect about it; I pay her plenty of complements and attention otherwise, and I don't have to wheedle her to get this. I'm just looking for a succinct two or three word phrase.

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jackassidy

ask her if you can "pound her pillows". sounds like something form bed bath and beyond.

johnnymysto

How about Banana Split? Hot Dog? Split the Mountains?

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World's King

Doing the Twins?

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riskybiz

How 'bout the old 'double bag shag' dear?

No? How 'bout some fun 'south of the mouth'?

Well then, asuming your wife doesn't have my sense of humor how about letting her know what a great turn on her boobs are to you (I'm a big fan myself) and that you can't think a more desirous place to slide your schlong.

Good luck and God bless the boobies.

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kalashnikov

Ah, some good ol' breast-lovin'.

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eci

hawaiian muscle-fuck

EvilMuffin

I don't like the "f word" when referring to sex either. My ex used to say "boob job" to refer to it.

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hobo

Boob job sounds about right. I guess that is because it sounds like blow job. Don't use the "f" word too often.

vermin

Start singing "Pearl Necklace" by ZZ Top.

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JStrider

arie and i call it "boob sex"

and it is pretty fun

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ariekitten

pearl necklace! LMFAO! yeah we use "boob sex". hehe. all in good fun

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Redlemon

Thanks everyone; I'm liking "pounding the pillows" as well as "boob job". The latter is especially funny, since anyone who can give a boob job (tit-fuck) doesn't need a boob job (implants).

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smithja0423

Yup - I'd stick with boob job. Works for us...

crony

My fiance likes to call it "boob screw."

Sion

mammarian intercourse

cleavage beavage

mountain screw

booby bang

split the melons

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Harshaw

My question about tit-fucking is, girls, does it do anything for you? I'm interested in trying it, but its not worth bringing it up if she isn't going to at least kind of enjoy it.

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soxsfans

My wife enjoys it, or so she says!

hotzot

lucky!!

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wry1

Some possible synonyms would be.....

Giving the Twins their turn at bat
Playing "Bumper Pool"
Skiing the moguls
Making an "all beef" hot dog.

Hope they helped. Personally, I'd probably go with "boob job" in your situation, too!

bundy

seriously, its known as Spanish here.

i agree, the term ´titty-fuck´ is a little rough... and lacks any modicum of romance.

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MrFlux

Titty tango.

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Dano069

How about, "Wrapping the sausage?" aka "Sausage/Hot Dog in a bun"

My wife loves it. She's cum from just doing it. Pretty lucky, no?

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wherearemypants

Bang the bubbles?
I don't think anything you could call it will spare the humor inolved.

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queedo

pearl necklace

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crazymang

I like boob-job mahself

lived2play

Hmmm bumper-shag! Yippeee!!!

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legolas

oh man. We tried a boobjob a few times but it really doesn't work. It gives her nothing and if I do it then she's left with nothing for her.

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Averett

I've never been aproached about this... I dont think I have enough to get the job done anyway!

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Kadath

Sounds like quite a thespian...

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AHadley

Franks in the Blankets?

Redlemon

Now, that's not being fair. Some women are lucky enough to cum from nipple stimulation.

Dano069

Some believe, some don't. It's happened. I didn't say EVERYTIME, but, she has come from tit fucking.

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Vaultboy

had my first bit of boob sex over last weekend. She requested it. doesn't really do all that much for me, though.

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