Anal Leakage.. this actually happens?
 

Well this came about from a SNL skit and then we got curious.. so we looked it up on a fluke.. and found this site.. didnt know this existed but guess its a big thing..

althoug this site had one of the most indepth FAQ's about it... so plz dont think im making fun of someones lifestyle.. was just looking for info on the subject..

here is the link on the subject.. anal leakage


http://www.gayhealth.com/iowa-robot/...sk/?record=571

Yes, Olestra does cause anal leakage.

They actually have to put that warning on the packaging.

That's why they are called WoW chips. "Wow, I can't stop shitting!"

I just read the other day that they no longer have to include any warning on products containg olestra..

Now how will people know where their anal leakage is coming from.

Eat a whole bunch of those "WOW!" chips.....then come back and tell us how you feel :)

Yes - the FDA has stopped requiring the health warnings on products containing olean or olestra or whatever marketing name they use because the affected population constituted a "neglibile percentage" of product users.

As for me - those things screw me up.

LOL My fiance just bought a bag of WOW ruffles. I was like, uhm, why did you buy these? They give you diarrhea (sp?). She said that was only if you eat the whole bag.

Fuck that, I'll stick to baked lays if I want healthy chips. Those things don't hurt you.

I remember on the news when WOW chips came out they talked about the ANAL LEAKAGE. Needless to say, I never ate one.

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I've never heard of WOW chips, and now I know never to eat them. That is just wrong how they don't have to label what products make your ass leak because the FDA decided (or were otherwise persuaded) that the people who get ass leaks aren't important. I have heard that many different makeup products are carcinogenic but they don't have warning labels because there are too many out there and it would cripple the industry (apparently a lot of products are carcinogenic). Then there are those chemicals that are everywhere and cause things like birth-defects but each case takes so long to get through that most dangerous substances are still without warnings.

Apparently, it is really a big seller. Check #10 on this link:

http://www.stagnito.com/fbr_tbl_11.htm

One persons personal comments:

http://www.aracnet.com/~jaydog/1998a...tra_update.txt

Another article:

http://www.dailyprincetonian.com/Con...its/col-1.html

There are a ton more....

When I buy potato chips, I do usually eat all the contents of the bag. I don't eat the bag itself. :)

Those whose diets are lower in fat will often have some oily leakage when they have a sudden large increase in fat intake. Those who've suffered injury to the anal sphincter will occasionally have a small amount of bowel leakage.

If either of these are a regular problem, you probably need to see the doctor. There may be a more serious underlying condition, one whose first symptoms include anal leakage.

yeah but what i cant find out.. is what it actually is..

why it peaked my intrest.. is it blood.. stool.. clear liquids?

The composition of the leakage depends on the source. If it's bowel, it's probably liquid stool. If it's diet, it's probably clear-ish and oily. If it's from a hemorrhoid, it's blood.

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"Because I'm wearing them...and I just did!"