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platypus 08-06-2003 05:50 PM

Penis Shape Evolved to Dispel Others' Semen
 
And here I always thought it was shaped that way to keep your hand from slipping off.

Quote:

<b>Penis Shape Evolved to Dispel Others' Semen -Study</b>

Wed Aug 6, 2:04 PM ET

LONDON (Reuters) - Size is usually more of an issue but the shape of the penis is also important because it evolved to dispel other men's semen, according to scientists in the United States.

Gordon Gallup and researchers at the State University of New York in Albany showed in experiments using latex replicas, an artificial vagina and a cornstarch mixture that the ridge of the penis acted as a semen displacement device.

"They found that the coronal ridge... could scoop out more than 90 percent of the cornstarch mixture (from the artificial vagina) with just one thrust, while a phallus with no coronal ridge only managed to remove 35 percent," New Scientist magazine said on Wednesday.

Gallup and his team, who reported their finding in the journal Evolution and Human Behavior, said the depth of penetration was also important in expelling more semen.

Their findings were supported with surveys of students who were questioned about their sexual experiences.

"Sexual intercourse often involved deeper more vigorous penile thrusting following periods of separation or in response to allegations of female infidelity," they said.

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So this is all about early man's taste for sloppy seconds. I wonder if a few million years of monogamous (ever notice how similar that word is to 'monotonous'?) male/female relationships will lead to the evolution of a sleeker, headless love tool.

Halx 08-06-2003 08:23 PM

This is very interesting...

MSD 08-06-2003 08:32 PM

This reminds me of a joke.

Harvard University spent 300,000 dollars on a study and recruited dozens of volunteers, and determined that the head of the penis is larger than the shaft in order to give the man more pleasure and orgasm faster.

Yale, after seeing this study, recruited hundreds of volunteers and spent almost twice as much to determine that the penis' shape was intended to give the woman more pleasure.

A small community college in the midwest decided to do their own study, spent 20 bucks to recruit one male student and buy a porn magazine, and determined that the penis head is larger than the shaft in order to prevent a man's hand from sliding off and hitting him in the forehead

hobo 08-06-2003 09:07 PM

The penis head is also designed to break a sort of filmy layer that forms after a woman has already had sex with another man. In many animals like mice, and to a lesser degree in humans, a sort of film barrier forms after semen is deposited to block more semen from entering. The reason that penis' are more pointed is so that they can break the film more easily. That is likely why penis' aren't cylinders with a flat end and a hole.

limited 08-06-2003 10:27 PM

If anyone has met one of the females from SUNY Albany, you'd realize that there was no real need for an artificial vagina in this experiment. But in all seriousness, I live like 20 minutes from that campus, this guy could live down the street from me and he researches other men's penises. Thats kinda freaky.

Subform 08-06-2003 10:32 PM

I always thought the head looked like it cause god blew us all up there, and when he was done, he did that thing you to to a baloon poodle's tail :) .. Swwwuurp!

passthru 08-07-2003 01:02 AM

Quite interesting, it makes sense.

Haha, Subform.

denton 08-07-2003 10:14 AM

I saw this on the Discovery Channel one time. Those "Human Sexuality" shows are very interesting, lots of stuff like this on there.

ace81385 08-07-2003 12:03 PM

interesting indeed

bobw 08-07-2003 12:09 PM

oh.

08-07-2003 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrSelfDestruct
This reminds me of a joke.

Harvard University spent 300,000 dollars on a study and recruited dozens of volunteers, and determined that the head of the penis is larger than the shaft in order to give the man more pleasure and orgasm faster.

Yale, after seeing this study, recruited hundreds of volunteers and spent almost twice as much to determine that the penis' shape was intended to give the woman more pleasure.

A small community college in the midwest decided to do their own study, spent 20 bucks to recruit one male student and buy a porn magazine, and determined that the penis head is larger than the shaft in order to prevent a man's hand from sliding off and hitting him in the forehead

lol!

An interesting article, but I wonder if it has any backing in reality.

But see? Orgies are NORMAL!

Jasmar 08-08-2003 12:29 AM

Man im surprised they really had to do a study it should pretty obvious, You stick something with near straight edges on a shaft and stick into a small hole you'll pull out a lot more dirt then you would with just a shaft

h2g2Fan 08-08-2003 12:30 AM

New form of birth control!

After getting off inside the girl, just get hard again and scrape it all out with your penis.

Cheers.

h2g2Fan 08-08-2003 12:31 AM

Note: 100% effective when used in conjunction with abortion.


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