Whoops! hehehe
 

When my girlfriend and I have sex, I usually cum on her belly or back, and occasionally inside her when she's on her period. Well, I was fucking her last night, and when it came time for me to cum on her belly, I pulled out, and when I came a huge glob shot all the way to her face! It hit her in the eye and sent a big line going down the side of her face. I've never came that much before, and I've only seen it happen once (where someone cums on the girl's face from all the way down there) in a porno, so...wow...hehehehe. The cool thing is she was cool with it. Only time she was surprised or anything is when she saw it coming, hehe (or should I say she saw it 'cumming').

That happens to me all the time (the cumming part, not being hit in the face by the fishies). It usually happens when I'm about to finish and I stop for a little bit and start up again and repeat. If I do that like 4 or 5 times.....I'm like a fuckin geyser when I finally blast off. Old Faithful can't hold a candle to me.

lol I wasn't the one who got hit in the face w/ the 'fishies'. It was her.

Actually, come is the real term for ejaculate, not cum

spelling police alert!!!
spelling police alert!!!

What about fishies? Should I have used sperm instead.

Disclaimer: Since you cannot always read a tone correctly, I say this in a joking manner. Not a ball busting one.

Ball busting tone, or Nut busting tone?

Congratulations!
: P

this is premium excitement for you and your lady!

you are shooting for the stars, ok!

The correct term would be Testicle Bursting. ;)

Hmm shooting on the face is a no no. Especially if the girl is barely comfortable enough to have sex. Sorry i was thinking outloud

I shot my x in the face once in the same way. Even worse it was on her b-day. She was really mad, and I felt really bad casue I did not try to do that. But with me I just need to be carefull because I can acomplish that well over 75% of the time. I ahve had many a time when I went to shoot on the back and then went in to the hair or over the head.

Didn't they tell you never to point that thing at people, It might go off when you least expect it!!

Enjoy

what is this fascination with coming on women instead of in them?

relying on it for birth control is dangerous, and it's nasty to clean up. oh well, to each his/her own.

Sure it can be dangerous and messy, but really, isn't that the point? Sex is supposed to be fun, not homogenized.

I read recently, I think it was Playboy, an anecdote from Jack Black about one time when someone was riding cowgirl on him and he accidently got himself in the face. That's gotta be worse. So don't feel bad. Just tell her, "Hey, at least it wasn't me!"

When I pull out I that is how I cum. Usually going for the distance shot nearly al of the time.. Just they way my body works.. I once shot the wall about 6 feet up and about 10 feet away while doing it on th efloor.. That even impressed me.

To paraphrase someone or other (RAH?), "sex is messy if it's done right."

Incorrect, the plural of "fish" is "fish," not "fishies."

Maybe, if get lucky, your girlfriend will now request that you come on her face instead of her belly:thumbsup:

good work mate i hope she enjoyed the cum on her face.

what is the plural for mongoose
mongeese?

jeez..EVERYONE knows that its mongoloids not mongeese.

You are all nuts.

I've blasted a girl a couple of times in the face accidentally, while trying to hit her tits or stomach. Once, my girlfriend and I hadn't seen each other for like 10 days, and in our reunion sex she gasps, "come on my chest!" so I pull out, and the two-week-saved-up load SPLATS the wall right next to her head. She thought it was pretty funny, while I was wondering how the hell to clean it all up without leaving a stain.

I must thank God for giving me superhuman reflexes. My ex was finishing me off manually one time and the money shot almost got me in the face. I was saved from humiliation, but the pillow...now thats another story.