How do you make your cum taste better?
 

I've always heard that some foods make it taste horrible and I know the enter list. So which ones improve it?

Don't eat asparagas!

I hear that drinking pineapple juice makes it alot sweeter......

The only thing I can say for sure is that medicine can have a large impact...one day, after a migraine, some imitrex, and half a bottle of advil migraine, it was bitter city, I was told.

Pineapples and kiwis. Eat a well-rounded diet (see: food pyramid) and make sure you eat fruits. Avoid smoking, drinking, and some vegetables like asparagus.

simple, have a breath mint in your mouth. it works both ways, fresh breath for her, minty sensation on the penis for you.
Spearmint works too.

pineapple is the cure all for good cum flavor..so the experts tell me!!!

I hear most sweet or sour fruits work wonders....pineapple, oranges, cranberries...Just stay away from asparagus, red meat....stuff like that

Sprinkle sugar on it when you ejaculate.

Hah okay well I don't think diary products will help make it taste better, and fruits and chocolate might make it better.

I''ve heard something about banana and chocolate should make it taste sweeter :) ..

AVOID drinking booze, and don't eat spicey food, if ya wanna make your cum taste good ..

Anyways, i guess its like cooking, just put something on a spoon, and have a taste. :O

Avoid ginger apparenty!

Edited.

yeah just go with alot of fruit. Im not sure if the kind matters some say it does and some say otherwise. I havnt tasted it so my intake doesnt matter at this point.

drinking lots of water is also important. As for anything, it dilutes any toxins in your system a lot better.
That why if your urine is really yellow it really stinks, but if you dirnk lots of water, what comes out is really close to water, since all the minerals/salt/toxins that comes out are all diluted a lot more. Water. Citrus is also good.

Note: your diet should suplement your health, not what your cum tastes like. That said, generally if you do eat healthier and more fruits/veges, it should taste better anyway.

Heh. If only it were that simple;)

Stay away from hot peppers, and spicey food, so I'm told.

There are suposed to be several dietary supplement pills on the market for changing the taste as well. But who knows if they work.

there is simple answers to this and his name is dr. pepper!

if you drink the dr. pepper before sweet sexing (and not the diet dr. pepper which is heinous to your tongue), then your seman ejaculate will be a pepper too.

As good as pineapple juice is, I've been told grapefruit juice is even a little better. As for the Dr. Pepper, Diet Coke works well too. Obviously it is the sweeteners. Sugar goes in sweet and cums out sweet. :)

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I'll admit that I tried it, and my wife reported a minor change for the better, but it was kind of expensive so I never bought another pack.

-Mikey

I had an ex that would know if I had a coffee that day. She said it was bitter. Never thought to make it taste better though.

I've heard pineapples is the way to go

Heh, a lot of people are saying that they've heard pineapple makes it taste better, but not a whole lot of "it works." :p

Not saying that it doesn't work, but we could use some more input from the tasters!

Edited: Nobody needs to know what my past girlfriends had to say.

my fiance and I drink alot of coffee, but it usually inundated with sugar and/or chocolate. lots of chocolate and sugar as well in other things, as well as sweet tea. were both admitted caffeine addicts and fine with that. she says I taste sweet to her and I know she tastes sweet to me.

i'm heading to the store for some pineapple juice!

sweet stuff (esp fruits for lovely sweet fructose) and lots of water - good hydration for max dilution of the ming stuff...

Jesus Pimp Don't eat asparagas!

No shittin. Man did you ever get a wiff while your pissing after eating alot of asparagas. Fucking turns my taste for the shit for a long while

I am so glad that this many people know about this... I have been worried about it for some time... are there any vitamins specific to the taste? maybe vitamin C?

Mix it with margarita mix and Quervo.

It takes at least 24 hours and a few loads blown for the taste to start changing.

And it's more of a sugar thing than it is a vitamin thing. Excess sugars come out of your body by way of urine and apparently semen. The more sugars you eat, the more likely you will taste better. Alcohol is a sugar as well, but I think it has something to do with the fact that the sugar is fermented that it makes your semen taste bad. (Although I've read online that it makes your urine sweeter, but I wouldn't know.)

http://www.semenex.com

Semenx: Makes your Cum taste great!

ummmm.....yeah.

I'll tell you this but I'm also going to say DO NOT TRY THIS AT ALL WHATSOEVER YOU CAN SERIOUSLY INJURE YOURSELF. (and don't do it either)

If you take a Gummy worm and you put a small wire in it... ((Make sure absolutely no part of the wire is hanging out or it'll injure you)) you can put it into the end of your penis and leave it there for like 15 seconds. take it out and then get your jimmy off. Your cum will taste very good :)

Please, I don't want anyone to blame me for any injury so once again, DO NOT try this.

Damn....i think im screwed. Other than asperagus, smoke and drink, i think i eat everything i shouldn't :(

i love coffee, garlic, onions, spicy foods, peppers.... damnation.

I have always heard that you should eat a lot of fruits and drink things like orange juice. I assume that that works.

How about trying it the other way around? See if your GF or SO will eat something salty or strong tasting before the BJ.

I usually like the taste of semen but if I'm not in the mood and he is, I tell him to mix some anchovy paste with creamcheese and put it on some crackers as an appetizer.

Has anybody ever tried these:

http://www.sweetsecretions.com

The price is right, but do not know about the quality of them.

You can have my asparagus when you pry it from my cold dead hands!

I must be getting old, but I'd give up swallowing for a few months long before I went a summer without tons of asparagus

minty semen? o_O

chocolate milk... also had a boyfriend once who was diabetic and he would let his sugar get high before hand and it was nice and sweet. Not to good for his health in the long run but...