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simonttx · 07-25-2003, 05:19 AM

I'm asking a guide to women.

Please, explain a great one nite stand where you really loved him/her pussy eating.

Or tell us some points, that we should never forget when we are face to face to a pussy.

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I had this idea from "The Ultimate Blow Job Guide", that is a great thread.

Jim Kata · 07-25-2003, 05:40 AM

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=10277

That should help. Whats the matter? Your best friends girlfriend isn't satisfied by you already?

johnnymysto · 07-25-2003, 05:57 AM

Hmm...great thread there, Jim. Very educational. I will definitely have to get this working at home.

simonttx · 07-25-2003, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jim Kata
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=10277

That should help. Whats the matter? Your best friends girlfriend isn't satisfied by you already?

I guess you are jelous.

simonttx · 07-25-2003, 07:45 AM

I was looking for a woman opinion. Should I try to post this thread in a "only 4 women" forum ?

Sleepyjack · 07-25-2003, 08:53 AM

no don't post in the ladies lounge, you'll get your balls cut off or something nasty like that.

Slims · 07-25-2003, 02:49 PM

Just remember: "Don't stampede the clitoris!"

sub zero · 07-25-2003, 03:33 PM

I'm not a woman, but... this page (or: guide) was written by a woman I thiiink. Women know best what women want, so I imagine this article isn't all fluff and hot air.

Here's a sample of the article. The link to the full page is below the sample.

Quote:

Kiss her, gently, then harder. Now use your tongue to separate her pussy lips and when she opens up, run your tongue up and down between the layers of pussy flesh. Gently spread her legs more with your hands. Everything you do with a woman you're about to eat must be done gently.

Tongue-fuck her. This feels define. It also teases the hell out of her because by now she wants some attention given to her clit. Check it out. See if her clit has gotten hard enough to peek out of it's covering. If so, lick it. If you can't see it, it might still be waiting for you underneath. So bring your tongue up tot he top of her slit and feel for her clit. You may barely experience it's presence. But even if you can't feel the tiny pearl, you can make it rise by licking the skin that covers it. Lick hard now and press into her skin.

http://www.hardcorejunky.com/guide.html <- guide

ps: Yes, it is a guide, but I'm not sure if it's the ultimate one. Read up and see what you think.

Halx · 07-25-2003, 03:52 PM

This thread got real stupid, real quick. Are all fucking 8 years old?

07-25-2003, 05:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
simonttx Upright Location: Italy	The Ultimate Eating Pussy Guide I'm asking a guide to women. Please, explain a great one nite stand where you really loved him/her pussy eating. Or tell us some points, that we should never forget when we are face to face to a pussy. - - - - - - I had this idea from "The Ultimate Blow Job Guide", that is a great thread. __________________ Simo free music 4 free music lovers

07-25-2003, 05:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
johnnymysto Overreactor Location: South Ca'lina	Hmm...great thread there, Jim. Very educational. I will definitely have to get this working at home. __________________ "I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request." - Capt. Barbossa

07-25-2003, 07:45 AM	#5 (permalink)
simonttx Upright Location: Italy	I was looking for a woman opinion. Should I try to post this thread in a "only 4 women" forum ? __________________ Simo free music 4 free music lovers

07-25-2003, 02:49 PM	#7 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	Just remember: "Don't stampede the clitoris!" __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

07-25-2003, 03:52 PM	#9 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	This thread got real stupid, real quick. Are all fucking 8 years old? __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

07-25-2003, 05:40 AM	#2 (permalink)
Jim Kata Swollen Member Location: Northern VA	http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=10277 That should help. Whats the matter? Your best friends girlfriend isn't satisfied by you already?

07-25-2003, 08:53 AM	#6 (permalink)
Sleepyjack Fast'n'Bulbous Location: Australia, Perth	no don't post in the ladies lounge, you'll get your balls cut off or something nasty like that.