Calypso15

I've never swallowed before and I'm thinking of taking the plunge!

Has anyone ever tried and succeeded in changing the taste of semen to make it sweeter?

For example you can eat pineapple, apples or ice cream to sweeten it.

Redlemon

An odd question. If you haven't tasted semen before, how do you know if it needs to be sweeter?

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amonkie

I say try it first just to have the experience - every person's taste preferences are different and every guy tastes different as well.

I personally don't mind the taste of cum at all, but I do find some guys much more mild than others. The biggest positive difference I have seen personally is guys who smoke compared to those who do not - for some reason the nicotine made things seem much more bitter to me.

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noodle

Asparagus and not drinking enough water or, oddly enough, too much Guinness make it taste more bitter to me. I don't think that it needs to be sweeter for me. It tastes fine 90% of the time.

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Plan9

I've had a few partners tell me that a glass of pineapple juice, for example, helped the flavor experience when it was consumed like X hours (hardly an exact science) before "stepping on the snack pack" in their mouth. I used different women and multiple loads to test my hypothesis. Juice = better.

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KirStang

I would like to see plots, charts, data and correlation coefficients to confirm this hypothesis.

Pictures would help, too.

Cynthetiq

pictures? video please.

I dunno if it's true to change it.

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Plan9

Well, I do have some pictures that relate to this experiment, but it certainly wouldn't be kosher to share them.

You guys... tempting me to redo the experiment and post pictures of the methods portion. Such nerds.

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MrFriendly

I do know that coffee and cigarettes make it worse

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jewels

No myth. What you eat definitely changes the taste.

Not sure if any medical studies have been done, but you and your partner can experiment with dietary changes and taste the difference for yourself.

Remember, you are what you eat.

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Calypso15

Interesting comments! Thanks everyone!

What does it taste like in general? I've tasted the pre-cum and it is kinda salty. Then it's also kinda sticky or slimy...is that right? I think of oysters which I don't like. Maybe I should grab a spoonful of peanut butter swallow then go for it. Who knows.

Cimarron29414

Give him an Altoid blowjob. That way he gets the tingly sensation and you have a mask for the first time.

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genuinegirly

beer + red meat = puketacular.
vegetarian meal without garlic = yum!
diet soda + anything = yum!

A few basic formulae for you.
2 cans of diet soda tends to sweeten up what would otherwise be gross. The Monster Energy drink in a blue can also makes it super sweet.

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Baraka_Guru

It's my understanding that foods high in sulfur should be avoided: cruciferous vegetables (cabbages, broccoli, many greens except spinach and lettuce, etc.), onions, garlic, asparagus, etc.

Coffee, smoking, alcohol, dairy, and red meat can also change the taste, either making it more bitter or more salty.

Drinking lots of water and eating lots of fruit will help.


So, in general, a teetotaler, green-tea-sipping, non-smoking vegetarian who avoids high-sulfur vegetables and loves fruit should taste better than average.

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rmarshall

Good luck finding that guy, if he exists!

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I used to be him, actually.

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Jinn

I've been told that energy drinks dramatically worsen the flavor.. bitterness as a result of the caffeine, perhaps.

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snowy

Don't assume a vegetarian tastes great

Pineapple, pineapple, pineapple.

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66mustang

I used to be told that mine was pretty tasty, but the older I get and the more prescription meds that I must take seem to make things much less palatable for Jen.

Baraka was right on the money for a fresh tasting jizz desert. If you could get your guy to eat nothing but white rice, and drink plenty of pineapple juice, while adding a bit of cinnamon everyday, I think you should be able to eat a load with no problem. Other than that, get ready to swallow fast with his dick as far into your mouth as possible. And remember that for most guys the only thing better than head is swallowing too.

Baraka_Guru

Thanks for the confirmation, but for the record, I already received such feedback from my test subject.

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Redlemon

This may be too advanced, but I understand that if you can deep-throat, you can bypass the taste buds altogether.

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Cynthetiq

that's thinking outside the box!

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amonkie

I can vouch.. this is one reason I love the 69 position - easiest way in most cases to get everything as comfortable as possible to do this, plus I usually get more turned on in my giving of head when I am being stimulated at the same time.

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freeload

But there's hardly any tastebuds in her box either...

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Calypso15

Deep throat? (ummm) is like way advanced. I've tried to ease onto the cock slowly but gag when I think a little too much about it. Baby steps, first I shall learn to swallow...

Zeraph

I think it has mostly to do with genetics. Either way though, swallowing tends to be easy, just make sure he is deep when he comes and you'll barely taste it. I've had GFs before that used this method. Not only is it hot but they don't really taste it. The texture is something odd though. Like snails or gourmet goo from the ocean. So be prepared for that. hehe

Like for instance, haven't you ever had to take some sort of liquid medicine that tasted nasty? Did you ever try throwing it to the back of your throat? Skipping most of your taste buds.

zenda

Hi Calypso

I've read your posts and notice your initial one is about swallowing and your subsequent one confirms that you have never tasted semen. I will therefore assume you have had a gentleman's penis in your mouth, have stimulated it, and have removed it at some stage before orgasm, or he's worn a condom whilst you've taken him there.

In your position I would disassemble the project into smaller steps. Dry runs before taking the plunge. First, I'd take the opportunity to taste, covertly or theatrically, samples of available semen generated during lovemeking. That can be broken down further .. sniff first, then taste. You may then make an informed choice between eating mints/jalapenos and having him alter his diet, or exploring swallowing his semen as it is.

If, having tasted it, you reckon it's alright, you may explore swallowing some, and Zeraph's recommendation sure covers what's needed if you're OK to go ahead, but not wanting savour it enough to comment on its vintage or grape of origin.

By this time you will be familiar enough with the elements, to more freely attend to mutual pleasure and safety when you boil him over and keep him in your mouth for the duration of his ecstasy. I mean, Wow, it's got the makings of a fascinating first experience regardless of whether you end up swallowing, spitting, dribbling, kissing it back to him, or a mixture of all four.

As you're thinking through this future experience, are there any other aspects to consider outside of what's already being talked about?

Lendari

Semen tastes like most other body secretions... male or female... like saltwater and you probably can't change that. Think about Gatorade (minus the flavor) and you're pretty close.


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- If it is totally foul, try fasting just to rule out diet and see if that changes anything.
- I've heard that meat and dairy makes it more acidic.
- I've also heard that raw pineapple juice can sweeten it.

rr1024

Yes!, changing your diet really does work
stop smoking
eat fruits and vegs about 4 times a week and cut down on coffie

It works, my husband had horrible taste and for medical reasons he had to cut down to lower cholesterol, it only took about a 2 - 3 weeks after for the taste to start changing and NOW it's great I love having him cum in my mouth and kiss him with it too

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Starkizzer

Your vegetarian, like my meat eater, loves his beer. I swear the bitterness from hops in beer translates to bitterness in semen.

We have tried the pineapple thing, it did nothing.

Thought oddly, since smrt has been on his meds he tasted sweeter. Beer drinking habits have not changed, but his mood overall is less bitter.

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keymaker

I take Vitamin C and my wife says that there is a real difference since before I started.

Shauk

My ex always said my cum tasted like "flowers"

I don't know what that means but she really liked flowers lol.

TheCrimsonGhost

I'm pretty sure you can, I have even heard of semen turning orange from a guy eating only carrots for a few days. I don't think you can say, make it taste like candy or even anything good, but I do think the flavor changes depending on diet, and somethings you eat might help it not taste so bitter. Not that I would know or that it even is bitter, just an example.

raging moderate

my semen tastes like candy

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Calypso15

It wasn't bad at all! A bit salty but otherwise very light tasting. Not bad at all...then again I did numb my mouth and throat with Altoids. Thanks for the advice everyone! Now onto anal sex!

Mountain Biker

Best advice ever! This should be standard law for Blow-job'n 101!!

My lady will dish out blow jobs after brushing with mint flavored toothpaste - that a good feeling also!

zenda

Congratulations and best wishes

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cruisinmags

Everyone mentioned the right stuff. The same formula also applies for women too! I found a great site that tells you what to eat and what to stay away from. They even have an online forum for these types of questions.

The_Jazz

And we finally have it.... The spam post.

Don't worry, I deleted your link for you, sweetheart. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

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kg73

I've never been particularly interested in bjs before -- not a huge fan of the taste myself. But a few weeks ago I worked at Gay Days in Orlando and there was a new product called Masque Sexual Flavors. It's a strip (like Listerine) that masks the flavor of semen. I got chocolate (fantastic), but I think there are fruit flavors too. My hubby LOVED the special treatment and I LOVED the flavor. Win/win!