Nah, swallowing isn't the problem, I actually like the taste. It's my back that would snap in two.

Doctor: "And how did this happen?"
ME: "Well...."

"Million to one shot, doc, million to one!"

No.

But I did watch a character perform this action on himself in an independent film called Shortbus.

Fuck no. Getting your dick sucked is a twofer. 1) I'm getting my dick sucked. 2) I get 10 minutes of nag-free silence.

I would if I could, but not often. I've heard from nearly every guy who said they can that it isn't really all that sexy or comfortable. I mean, if it was the easiest thing to just bend down and go to town, I guess I would do it in a pinch.

I tried last night.....yeeeaahhhh.....not even close. My back said "hey! Stop that!"

How many have also dreamt that. Seems like a pretty good idea during the dream.
And have the girls think about going down on themselves? Some flexible gals I've seen in shows look like they could.

sure, why not and I'd also swallow it. If a guy wants his lady to take it, he ought to be able to.

I'm sure it isn't a comfortable position at all for most who can just barely get there. But if it were as easy a biting a fingernail, that would be a different story.

Anyone here remember an old Saturday Night Live sketch where Will Ferrel takes yoga lessons just so he can suck himself off in comfort? :)

Tried it myself a very long time ago when I was young and nimble. Could barely reach the head. And my back was sore.

3) The cleanup is on her. Both noun and verb.

/Equal is Separate but Equal

Yes. Why not?

My boyfriend would not only suck it daily but would swallow and not only that i would help him. I think it's very sexy

A few times I've had him on his back with his legs up over his head and on my shoulders so his cock was facing straight down to his face and I go to sit there and jack him off until he cam all over his face.

I slide my finger down between his lips and made him open his mouth as I scoped up the cum and put it in his mouth

Is he protein deficient?

I developed pretty early and from the time i was about 13 u til i was 20 or so, i could get the head and about another inch into my mouth. Did it every day at least once for that entire time. It was never a replacement for sex afyer i started having sex at about 15 1/2 years old any more than masturbation was a replacement for sex. I would suck myself off while jacking my shaft and yes, i would swallow my own load. I got used to the taste and more than once I have taken a load from the mouth of some young lady who had just serviced me, to her amazment. Didnt bother me at all and it always seemed to make them want to take another load. Tried to take myself into my mouth when I saw this thread, but I just am not limber enough any more, and when I shot a load into my mouth, I found that I do not taste quite as good as I remember, straight from the faucet.

Done it, didn't like it, didn't even feel right afterward. And no, I didn't swallow

I had a friend who could do it, we were all amazed that he could and furthermore that he not only told us but had his wife take a pic of him with his cock in his mouth (this event predates the digital camera and posting images on the web by a couple years... ooops now you know I'm not 25).

The funny thing is, he could suck his own dick but had never brought his wife to orgasm ... EVER.

This he did not brag about, but I found out when they decided they wanted to try an open relationship. Which was basically him just being allowed to fuck other girls while she stayed home with the baby. I happened by one night while he was out, one thing led to the next and his wife had her first orgasm. Which caused a weird ripple in our friendship since I could make his wife cum and he couldn't.... but I digress.

He could suck his own dick dammit!

of course not.

I dont want to suck anybody's dick, even my own.

I would love to watch a guy do that, I think it's exciting so if you can you should

Hi, My name is Random and I used to suck my own dick.

:D

But really I could, it was boring and worse than the hand. Getting a BJ is more about the visual experience (at least to me) that what's felt. A male hand can after all provide a lot more force than lips/mouth/throat or even vagina.

thats a tough one. if i would i proablly wouldnt tell anybody

Nope, no way. No judgment here, just wouldn't do it. I'd rather fuck a couch cusion than suck my own dick. No surprise, not the best fulfillment, if it is anything like beating off. Nothing is better than the real thing, or at least having it feel like some strange.

Been there.
Done that.
Got the bad back to prove it.

...only if I buy me dinner first.