Incall / outcall sevices
 

I see sites with gals offering escort services. Just wondering if these are usually on the OK. Wanted to know if most of the deliver what they promise. Anyone tried these?

I've never tried any of them but I'm certain that a lot of them deliver what's advertised. However, considering that the risks of jail time and STDs are an implicit part of the deal, I'd imagine it most sensible to pick someone up at a bar.

If they promise anything illegal, then you're probably better off looking elsewhere. As a wise man once said: "I'd imagine it most sensible to pick someone up at a bar."

Easier said than done. How the hell do you pick someone up at a bar?

I think escort services are legal in Canada if you "consume" them in the privacy of your own home. Don't quote me on that.

True.

Incall services are legal.

Outcall - Brothels, woman working out of her house are illegal.

Streetwalking is illegal in Canada.

As to the original poster, there are usually review boards for such things.

Kirk... I think you have the backwards.

Incall is when you go to her house (this is classified as a brothel in Canada regardless of whether it is one woman working out her apartment or several working from an apartment).

Outcall is when they come to your house or hotel room. This is perfectly legal in Canada.

Streetwalking is legal in Canada. What *is* illegal is the public communication to engage in commercial sex (i.e. if you talk about paying for sex, you are breaking the law).

Escort website say explicitly that you are paying for their time and not any act. If something happens during that time, it's just something that happened between two consenting adults.

Whoops, you are correct. I've been noticing lately that my written words are getting jumbled up and typos like crazy. I think I need a vacation.

Outcalls (she comes to your apartment or hotel) are legal in Canada.

I was looking on craig's list for Oriental rugs and saw that "adult" section that caused such a fuss last year. So, I clicked into it to see what the big deal was. All I could think was, "Cop...cop....cop..." How would anyone have the courage to actually make that call? It seems like it would be so easy for the cops to nail people for that!

(I think prostitution should be legal everywhere.)

Looking for Oriental "rugs," huh? ;)

I believe you'd have better luck looking into the legitimacy of escort services on The Erotic Review than on TFP. There's another one called something like Redbook or Redlist that's another big name. I'm not into paying for sex, so I can't give you any firsthand info, but those are the places escorts who talk about their jobs have recommended.

Everyone knows that's politically incorrect code for geisha-hookers. You just caught on?

Wifey was on the annual "my feet are cold" winter complaint circuit. Perhaps, one should not purchase a house with all hardwood floors if one has a propensity for cold feet? Then there's the whole "socks are cheaper than rugs argument." Neither argument worked. I do have 3 new rugs and a Japanese house girl now, though. Proof positive you can get anything off craig's list.

So you munch on her rug, she munches on a rug, everyone munches on a rug, everyone happy??

Hookers, next best thing to beer eh?

One of the many services our Japanese house girl provides is that she's a skillful weaver. No matter how many rugs we munch, no matter the disrepair of the rugs after munching - she always seems to get them back into top form.

There are websites that provide reviews. Check into those before actually going through with it because some of the ads are legit but once you get there they have a pimp that will jump out and rob you.. so be careful

Someone on this site pretty much broke it down that prostitution is less costly than dating. I didn't really believe it til I tracked down how much I spent on failed dates just for my own transportation/food/special attention to detail

I mean yeah it's kind of like gambling and the odds are influenced by your charisma. Still having interest in the person after a few meetings can be difficult sometimes when you realize "yeah, this girl isn't anything special" so sometimes you're just ready to tell borey mcboreyson to shut her hole so you can go home.

Then you have to deal with the good guy/bad guy dilemma. You haven't been laid in 2 months, she's hot, she's boring as nails, she's potentially clingy. Do you just see if the sex wins you over, act surprised when it doesn't because she's just as boring on her back, and start over? or do you just start over?

Sometimes they're not looking for anything either so it can happen to you the same, hoping for more, but she just wanted to get laid. But as it is, there really isn't a cut and dry approach to satisfying the needs of 2 people who aren't trying for a relationship, and just want to get laid.

I've never used this service, but strangely, I have been contacted for a date with a prostitute. She didn't tell me, but I found out anyway. *sigh* FML, I hate girls sometimes.

Most reputable site I've seen is: Escorts, BDSM, Massage and More! - Eros Guide to escorts

Most providers do ask for references from previous providers or that you register on 3rd party sites. Definitely check out the reviews first, there are several sites. Sorry, I don't have the URL's handy, but you can Google them.

Edit: Just remembered one, the Erotic Review: http://www.theeroticreview.com/