Ladies: Would you fuck a 1995 Michael Jackson? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Plan9 · 10-22-2009, 07:58 AM

I just got into a heated debate over the difference between wealthy eccentric assholes and wealthy eccentric assholes that are total weirdos with one of my female friends. She compared old MJ to Donald Trump and Mick Jagger. I don't think those are even close.

She insists that a lot of today's women would have fucked a 1995 Michael Jackson based on his talent, wealth, and popularity... regardless of the weirdo factors of his racial identity crisis, inability to maintain other glove, Neverland Ranch, incessant crotch grabbing, etc.

I do concede that the guy was immensely talented, popular all over the planet (played constantly Iraq in 2003), and definitely $$$ loaded.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misguided Friend

"After Black or White? He would've had women LINING UP AROUND THE BLOCK. Even though the 5-year-old me thought he was a chick in that video."

Ladies of TFP, what do you think? Would you have fucked The Albino Mr. Potatoheadface from 1995? You can use the anon function if necessary.

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Larger debate may include how much talent / money / fame it would take for you to climb aboard a freak show's love torpedo.

ratbastid · 10-22-2009, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9's um-friend

"After Black or White? He would've had women LINING UP AROUND THE BLOCK. Even though the 5-year-old me thought he was a chick in that video."

Thing is, unless those women were 10 year old boys, he wouldn't have been interested.

Too soon?

World's King · 10-22-2009, 12:29 PM

I'd fuck him now.

Daniel_ · 10-22-2009, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by World's King

I'd fuck him now.

His doctor already did...

Plan9 · 10-22-2009, 01:32 PM

Hey, none of you fuckers are ladies. Failure to read instructions.

mixedmedia · 10-22-2009, 01:38 PM

No. I never thought of Michael in a sexual way. god no.

noodle · 10-22-2009, 01:39 PM

Nope.
1985 maybe...
You've got to have a hell of a lot fewer issues
than that guy to stick a dick in me.
No matter what the starfucker factor.

hunnychile · 10-22-2009, 02:34 PM

I wouldn't waste piss on him. Then or ever.

thirdsun · 10-22-2009, 02:42 PM

Michael Jackson. R.I.P.

Sheesh. The guy is dead already. Can't we just leave him be? He probably doesn't even want to be dead, but I am just guessin'...

I'm gonna go listen to Dangerous now....

My apologies to Plan9 and all the ladies. You're entitled to your thread. I'm done.

wooÐs · 10-22-2009, 02:57 PM

Every single damn Halloween commercial is playing 'Thriller.' You can't help but not be reminded of him.

JStrider · 10-23-2009, 06:02 AM

here is a timeline of his face... might help... The HisTory of Michael Jackson's face

Cimarron29414 · 10-23-2009, 08:28 AM

I would imagine this to be a difficult question to answer. I'll put it in my terms: my uber-filtered, media-based, fictitious version of Salma Hayek is the end-all-be-all lay fantasy of my life. In real life, she's probably a complete pain in the ass and I wouldn't want to be in the same room as her after 10 minutes. Since I'd only need about 3 minutes with her, that might still work out - but I digress. So, do they have to fuck the "media version" of the 1995 MJ or the real life version (which was probably an incredible turnoff)?

MSD · 10-23-2009, 03:36 PM

Wait, crotch grabbing is a turn off for women? That explains so much about my life.

ShaniFaye · 10-23-2009, 04:11 PM

Put me down as a No

Malik · 10-23-2009, 05:50 PM

Pfft. Put this in Ladies Lounge if you're going to make rules like that.

I'd fuqq the 1985 version because he'd be closer to my age.

Haah.

Xerxys · 10-23-2009, 06:30 PM

I'd erm, do him for money!

Ayashe · 10-25-2009, 02:07 PM

No, he was disgusting throughout the 90's in my opinion.

Lindy · 10-25-2009, 07:14 PM

No.

Lindy

ZombieSquirrel · 11-03-2009, 03:37 PM

Yes, but not because I am attracted....it would be an awesome story.

I'm a story whore!

blahblah454 · 11-06-2009, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JStrider

here is a timeline of his face... might help... The HisTory of Michael Jackson's face

Wow, his face changed a fair bit over the years.

10-22-2009, 12:29 PM	#3 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	I'd fuck him now. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

10-22-2009, 01:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Hey, none of you fuckers are ladies. Failure to read instructions. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

10-22-2009, 01:38 PM	#6 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	No. I never thought of Michael in a sexual way. god no. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

10-22-2009, 02:34 PM	#8 (permalink)
hunnychile Alien Anthropologist Location: Between Boredom and Nirvana	I wouldn't waste piss on him. Then or ever. __________________ "I need compassion, understanding and chocolate." - NJB

10-22-2009, 02:42 PM	#9 (permalink)
thirdsun rolls good	Michael Jackson. R.I.P. Sheesh. The guy is dead already. Can't we just leave him be? He probably doesn't even want to be dead, but I am just guessin'... I'm gonna go listen to Dangerous now.... My apologies to Plan9 and all the ladies. You're entitled to your thread. I'm done. Last edited by thirdsun; 10-22-2009 at 02:45 PM..

10-22-2009, 02:57 PM	#10 (permalink)
wooÐs Sitting in a tree Location: Atlanta	Every single damn Halloween commercial is playing 'Thriller.' You can't help but not be reminded of him.

10-23-2009, 06:02 AM	#11 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	here is a timeline of his face... might help... The HisTory of Michael Jackson's face __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

10-23-2009, 08:28 AM	#12 (permalink)
Cimarron29414 Still Free Location: comfortably perched at the top of the bell curve!	I would imagine this to be a difficult question to answer. I'll put it in my terms: my uber-filtered, media-based, fictitious version of Salma Hayek is the end-all-be-all lay fantasy of my life. In real life, she's probably a complete pain in the ass and I wouldn't want to be in the same room as her after 10 minutes. Since I'd only need about 3 minutes with her, that might still work out - but I digress. So, do they have to fuck the "media version" of the 1995 MJ or the real life version (which was probably an incredible turnoff)? __________________ Gives a man a halo, does mead. "Here lies The_Jazz: Killed by an ambitious, sparkly, pink butterfly."

10-23-2009, 03:36 PM	#13 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	Wait, crotch grabbing is a turn off for women? That explains so much about my life.

10-23-2009, 04:11 PM	#14 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	Put me down as a No __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

10-23-2009, 05:50 PM	#15 (permalink)
Malik Upright Location: USA	Pfft. Put this in Ladies Lounge if you're going to make rules like that. I'd fuqq the 1985 version because he'd be closer to my age. Haah.

10-23-2009, 06:30 PM	#16 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	I'd erm, do him for money!

10-25-2009, 02:07 PM	#17 (permalink)
Ayashe Psycho	No, he was disgusting throughout the 90's in my opinion. __________________ I am only a little spoon in a huge world of soup.

10-25-2009, 07:14 PM	#18 (permalink)
Lindy Junkie	No. Lindy