Clitoral enlargement? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Shaindra · 08-06-2009, 03:34 PM

Amazon.com: Clitoris Enhancement System: Health & Personal Care

OK...I admit, I'm curious. More sensitivity and better sex? Is it worth it? Or is this like jelqing and penis pumps.

Plan9 · 08-06-2009, 03:36 PM

I'd imagine it's like a penis pump... just smaller. Every clitoris I've encountered has been plenty sensitive enough, though.

C'mon, they're touchy... like little pink "Fire-zee-missiles!" buttons. You'd have to be dead in the crotch to need it.

I saw one of these Clit-O-Pump things in an old people orthopedic products catalog (talk about something awkward to be eyeballing in a hospital next to a bunch of old ladies)... next to the dongs called "personal massagers" and the pornos called "sexual instruction videos."

raptor9k · 08-06-2009, 05:27 PM

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Punk.of.Ages · 08-06-2009, 05:30 PM

Clitoris: The New Penis

Soon girls will be comparing size and shit...

Plan9 · 08-06-2009, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Punk.of.Ages

Clitoris: The New Penis

Good.

Xerxys · 08-06-2009, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Punk.of.Ages

Clitoris: The New Penis ...

This is untrue ... Not with any scientific advancement can they ever achieve the penis ...

To illustrate, THIS is what the penis feels like!!

Punk.of.Ages · 08-06-2009, 06:13 PM

I'm not clicking that...

Plan9 · 08-06-2009, 06:14 PM

I clicked on it. It's broken.

Just like my crotch.

Xerxys · 08-06-2009, 08:03 PM

Fixed it!!

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Originally Posted by Punk.of.Ages

I'm not clicking that...

you know you want to ...

Anormalguy · 08-06-2009, 08:37 PM

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/off-way...it-vaccum.html

Plan9 · 08-06-2009, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Anormalguy

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/off-way...it-vaccum.html

Those of us that don't have EZ privs can't see that, bro.

Punk.of.Ages · 08-06-2009, 09:15 PM

I clicked it. I'm happy I did. Well played, Xerx...

Plan9 · 08-06-2009, 09:21 PM

... I totally just daydreamed a woman with a clit pumped up to the size of a speedbag. And she wanted my face to be the boxing glove.

Ugh... drinking bad.

Anormalguy · 08-07-2009, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Crompsin

Those of us that don't have EZ privs can't see that, bro.

Cromp, I'm ignorant, what are EZ privs? I found that clip on RedTube and had no problems viewing it.

jewels · 08-07-2009, 06:54 AM

So I was thinking, what's the point? The clitoris has thousands of gazillions of nerve endings more than the penis and ecstasy has been so ... ecstatic?

But I must admit, I'm fascinated after the clip. Hmmmmm ...

Plan9 · 08-07-2009, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Anormalguy

Cromp, I'm ignorant, what are EZ privs? I found that clip on RedTube and had no problems viewing it.

Apparently you posted it via TFP's Erotic Zone. I only say this because the forum notified me that I don't have the required forum privileges to access it.

No biggie. I don't really need to see enlarged clitoris shots. I've got enough things that haunt me late at night.

Shaindra · 08-09-2009, 10:41 AM

Holy shit that video was hot. However, that's a bit beyond what I was thinking. Still...curious.

purplelirpa · 08-09-2009, 10:44 AM

That looks like it has the potential to either feel really good or be really painful.

08-06-2009, 03:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
Shaindra Psycho Location: Massachusetts	Clitoral enlargement? Amazon.com: Clitoris Enhancement System: Health & Personal Care Amazon.com: Clitoris Enhancement System: Health & Personal Care OK...I admit, I'm curious. More sensitivity and better sex? Is it worth it? Or is this like jelqing and penis pumps. __________________ "Never regret something that once made you smile."

08-06-2009, 03:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I'd imagine it's like a penis pump... just smaller. Every clitoris I've encountered has been plenty sensitive enough, though. C'mon, they're touchy... like little pink *"Fire-zee-missiles!"* buttons. You'd have to be dead in the crotch to need it. I saw one of these Clit-O-Pump things in an old people orthopedic products catalog (talk about something awkward to be eyeballing in a hospital next to a bunch of old ladies)... next to the dongs called "personal massagers" and the pornos called "sexual instruction videos." __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 08-06-2009 at 03:39 PM..

08-06-2009, 05:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
raptor9k Crazy Location: Earth	deleted Last edited by raptor9k; 09-08-2021 at 04:54 AM..

08-06-2009, 05:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
Punk.of.Ages Forming Location: ....a state of pure inebriation.	Clitoris: The New Penis Soon girls will be comparing size and shit... __________________ "The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager "Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

08-06-2009, 06:13 PM	#7 (permalink)
Punk.of.Ages Forming Location: ....a state of pure inebriation.	I'm not clicking that... __________________ "The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager "Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

08-06-2009, 06:14 PM	#8 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I clicked on it. It's broken. Just like my crotch. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

08-06-2009, 08:37 PM	#10 (permalink)
Anormalguy After School Special Moralist Location: Large City, Texas.	http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/off-way...it-vaccum.html __________________ In a society where the individual is not free to pursue the truth...there is neither progress, stability nor security.--Edward R. Murrow

08-06-2009, 09:15 PM	#12 (permalink)
Punk.of.Ages Forming Location: ....a state of pure inebriation.	I clicked it. I'm happy I did. Well played, Xerx... __________________ "The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager "Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

08-06-2009, 09:21 PM	#13 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	... I totally just daydreamed a woman with a clit pumped up to the size of a speedbag. And she wanted my face to be the boxing glove. Ugh... drinking bad. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

08-07-2009, 06:54 AM	#15 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	So I was thinking, what's the point? The clitoris has thousands of gazillions of nerve endings more than the penis and ecstasy has been so ... ecstatic? But I must admit, I'm fascinated after the clip. Hmmmmm ... __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-09-2009, 10:41 AM	#17 (permalink)
Shaindra Psycho Location: Massachusetts	Holy shit that video was hot. However, that's a bit beyond what I was thinking. Still...curious. __________________ "Never regret something that once made you smile."

08-09-2009, 10:44 AM	#18 (permalink)
purplelirpa Crazy Location: Indiana	That looks like it has the potential to either feel really good or be really painful.