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Zeraph · 07-26-2009, 11:32 AM

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About The Jelq

According to some websites, the jelqing technique originated in the Middle East and was allegedly used by Arabic men to enlarge their penises to over 20 inches in length! It's unlikely that these stories are true and in fact some people say that jelqing is a hoax. Whatever the truth of the matter, jelqing seems to have become the most common term used to describe a range of penis stretching, milking and massaging techniques that over time will enlarge the penis.

The jelq exercise will enlarge both girth and the length of the penis. The purpose of the jelq exercise is to force more blood into the corpora cavernosa (the spongy tissue that makes up the penis). This is achieved by using a "milking" technique on the penis. This milking will expand and stretch the cell walls of the corpora cavernosa to allow larger quantities of blood to enter the penis. Jelqing will increase the size of both the flaccid and erect penis, but most markedly in the erect penis. Jelqing exercises are like regular exercises and need to be carried out on a daily basis. Results from using the jelq can be seen in increases in penis size after only a month and more pronounced results can be seen in penis length and penis girth after several months.

Before You Start Jelqing

Measuring Your Penis

It's a good idea to keep a diary of your jelqing efforts. This should also contain measurements of your penis on a weekly basis. You can certainly measure and record your flaccid penis size but this can vary so the really important important measurements to take are your erect meaurements. Record both your erect penis length and your erect penis girth. Different people recommend all sorts of different ways to measure your penis. It really doesn't matter how you do it AS LONG AS YOU DO IT CONSISTENTLY! That is, make sure you measure it the same way each week.

The Jelqing Warm Up

Jelqing is just like any other exercise - you need to warm-up before starting!

1. Massage you penis until you are semi-tumescent (partial erection).
2. In warm water, soak a washcloth.
3. Wrap the washcloth around your penis for three minutes.
4. Repeat above warm-wrap another three times.

An alternative to the above jelqing warm-up is to simply massage and stroke your semi-erect penis in a warm bath.

The Jelq

1. Put some lubricant (eg. baby oil) on both your hands and penis. Your penis should be semi-erect.
2. With the thumb and forefinger of one hand, make an "Okay" sign around the base of your penis and grip it firmly.
3. Now start a milking motion towards the end of your penis.
4. When your milking hand reaches the head of your penis, form an "Okay" sign with your free hand and start milking as you did previously with the other hand. Do not milk the head of the penis.
5. You should be able to use both hands to create a continuous milking action, alternating between hands.

Ideally, you should be able to complete 100 jelq strokes every five minutes. For the first week, only perform 100 jelq strokes each day. For the second week, perform 200 jelq strokes each day. For the third week, perform 300 jelq strokes each day. From the fourth week onwards, try and perform 500 jelq strokes each day.

Important Points For Safe Jelqing

* Always do the warm-up exercises before commencing jelqing.
* Always use sufficient lubricant during jelqing.
* Don't squeeze too hard when using the jelq grip. If it hurts or you see bruising on your penis after jelqing then your jelq grip is too hard.
* Never jelq when you have a full erection (and don't ejaculate when jelqing). Jelq only when you have a semi-tumescent (rather than fully-erect) penis otherwise you may damage your penis.
* Always perform a "warm-down" (same as a warm-up) routine at the completion of your jelqing exercises.

I just found this and thought I should share. I find the name itself quite amusing

It does sound like there is some benefit of blood flow (doubt it causes any real growth though). Gonna try it for fun.

Anyone do this or any other penis exercising?

Psycho Dad · 07-26-2009, 12:01 PM

I can't even find time to ride my bike.

Xerxys · 07-26-2009, 12:18 PM

The only penis exercising I do is kegels. Seriously guys should avoid such type of activity. If your dick is 2 inches long it won't get significantly longer and large dicks are very much eye candy for women, they don't care as long as it functions.

Such kinds of "enhancements" reduce sensitivity. I would die if I lost half the sensitivity in my dick.

hunnychile · 07-26-2009, 12:19 PM

Just be sure you do the correct method - no to be confused with Gelding

dlish · 07-26-2009, 12:32 PM

..and no one bothered to ask the middle eastern guy on the board...

Psycho Dad · 07-26-2009, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Xerxys

The only penis exercising I do is kegels. Seriously guys should avoid such type of activity. If your dick is 2 inches long it won't get significantly longer and large dicks are very much eye candy for women, they don't care as long as it functions.

Such kinds of "enhancements" reduce sensitivity. I would die if I lost half the sensitivity in my dick.

I'd not mind being eyecandy. And I think I wouldn't mind losing some sensitivity.

However I doubt any of this is worth the time because it is similar to what I've been doing in the shower for over a quarter of a century with no such results.

squeeeb · 07-26-2009, 04:19 PM

The Jelq

1. Put some lubricant (eg. baby oil) on both your hands and penis. Your penis should be semi-erect.
2. With the thumb and forefinger of one hand, make an "Okay" sign around the base of your penis and grip it firmly.
3. Now start a milking motion towards the end of your penis.
4. When your milking hand reaches the head of your penis, form an "Okay" sign with your free hand and start milking as you did previously with the other hand. Do not milk the head of the penis.
5. You should be able to use both hands to create a continuous milking action, alternating between hands.

isn't this called masturbating?

because i do this pretty much every night, and my dick is the same size it's always been.

levite · 07-26-2009, 04:40 PM

^ ^ ^
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Um...yeah...what he said!

Bear Cub · 07-26-2009, 05:13 PM

I jelq off so much, my schlong should be dragging on the ground behind me.

squeeeb · 07-26-2009, 05:14 PM

i'm jelqing right now reading this

RetroGunslinger · 07-26-2009, 06:16 PM

I've never thought of pulling on my half-flaccid cock as masturbating, so I wouldn't call it the same thing.

I've actually known about this for awhile, but I had the same thoughts as Xerxys in regards to the whole eye candy and sensitivity thing. I figure no one's complained yet.

Plan9 · 07-27-2009, 04:43 AM

Why don't I hang an ACH full of rocks from my foreskin while I'm at it?

Shaindra · 07-27-2009, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Crompsin

Why don't I hang an ACH full of rocks from my foreskin while I'm at it?

This works better:

ItWasMe · 07-27-2009, 06:03 PM

YIKERS!! And I thought breast milk pumps looked scary (and sound scary).

Plan9 · 07-27-2009, 06:13 PM

If I Jelq my thighs... will I be as tall as Shaq some day?!

Anormalguy · 07-27-2009, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Crompsin

If I Jelq my thighs... will I be as tall as Shaq some day?!

Cromp, you weigh 160 and want to be 7'1"?

Plan9 · 07-27-2009, 08:44 PM

Sometimes when I eat... I get up to 165.

Shauk · 07-28-2009, 01:06 AM

Yeah i read a rather in depth article on this and some guy who actually runs a website promoting this and giving personalized advice + a forum community and all that. It wasn't too flattering, the interviewer basically got to look at the guys dong, confirmed that it was practically a foot long, but didn't neglect to mention it was hard for the guy to get it up and he had all sorts of stretching marks that made it look a lil abnormal.

Honestly I think girls would prefer a good looking 5-7 inches vs a deformed 10-12 incher.

SSJTWIZTA · 07-28-2009, 02:33 AM

i did this when i was 16 or so.

total bullshit.

edit: just read shauks post..maybe ill try it again and stop at 8 or so (if it fucking works). its not like im too far off.

Shauk · 07-28-2009, 09:58 AM

Penis Enlargement: SIZE MATTERS: Salon Magazine Article on Penis Enlargement

took me a while to find it, but there ya go.

the whole article turns me off of the idea.

Shauk · 07-29-2009, 05:20 PM

no comments? hrmph.

Shaindra · 07-30-2009, 04:14 PM

Well, speaking as a woman, size does matter. Girth, however, matters more than length. This article didn't discuss that.

MSD · 07-31-2009, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Shaindra

Well, speaking as a woman, size does matter. Girth, however, matters more than length. This article didn't discuss that.

The few times I've heard about it, jelqing tends to create length at the cost of girth. I may not hit the bottom of the well, but I'll beat the hell out of the sides.

kutulu · 07-31-2009, 01:33 PM

That sounds like a lot of work.

hotzot · 07-31-2009, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Psycho Dad

I can't even find time to ride my bike.

Christ this made me laugh! Thanks Dad.

Strange Famous · 08-01-2009, 12:51 AM

Who would want a 20inch cock?

Allyallyally · 08-01-2009, 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Shaindra

Well, speaking as a woman, size does matter. Girth, however, matters more than length. This article didn't discuss that.

Agreed. A cock that is too long can sometimes be uncomfortable.

Bear Cub · 08-01-2009, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Strange Famous

Who would want a 20inch cock?

Me.

FelixP · 08-01-2009, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Bear Cub

Me.

Can you imagine trying to hide a hardon of that length? Just think back to the awkwardness of going up in front of the class with a hardon when you were in seventh grade...now imagine going through that with a twenty inch dick.

Of course, maybe that would've gotten you laid.

Plan9 · 08-03-2009, 04:48 AM

I want to be hung like a tuna can. What kind of mutilation do I need to engage in to reach this goal?

Shauk · 08-03-2009, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Crompsin

I want to be hung like a tuna can. What kind of mutilation do I need to engage in to reach this goal?

a hammer

Plan9 · 08-03-2009, 05:37 AM

Too bad I can't fix my face using a similar method.

Nisses · 08-03-2009, 06:08 AM

You could try? Not sure how long you'll have to massage your face to get semi-tumescent though.

Shauk · 08-03-2009, 06:25 AM

just apply mayo to your face and mash with a fork, you'll be half way there in no time.

Redjake · 08-04-2009, 07:18 PM

how do repeat this hundreds of times while keeping a semi-boner??? this is impossible. you'd have to master the art of mind over matter before you even started fake-wanking it.

kaiserx · 08-19-2009, 11:47 AM

hello everyone !
i can assure you that this technique is definitely working...
i did it for 1 month combined with kegels ,results: harder, better erections, healthier pennis and one inch plus in length (i didnt measure girth but i think i got an extra 0.5 inch) ...
if done properly there is absolutely no danger, only benefits...

i forgot to mention: not everyone is gaining so much in so little time , depends on the man , some are gain fast other dont(but they still gain)

Psycho Dad · 08-19-2009, 08:51 PM

Damn it. Now I have to try it for a month.

Plan9 · 08-19-2009, 08:56 PM

So... If I slam my nuts in a car door... will they get bigger?

Psycho Dad · 08-19-2009, 09:06 PM

Do you need bigger car doors?

Plan9 · 08-19-2009, 09:21 PM

Awh, I was hoping for a "blueberries" joke.

07-26-2009, 12:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
Psycho Dad Mulletproof Location: Some nucking fut house.	I can't even find time to ride my bike. __________________ Don't always trust the opinions of experts.

07-26-2009, 12:19 PM	#4 (permalink)
hunnychile Alien Anthropologist Location: Between Boredom and Nirvana	Just be sure you do the correct method - no to be confused with Gelding __________________ "I need compassion, understanding and chocolate." - NJB Last edited by hunnychile; 07-26-2009 at 06:33 PM..

07-26-2009, 12:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	..and no one bothered to ask the middle eastern guy on the board... __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

07-26-2009, 04:19 PM	#7 (permalink)
squeeeb part of the problem Location: hic et ubique	The Jelq 1. Put some lubricant (eg. baby oil) on both your hands and penis. Your penis should be semi-erect. 2. With the thumb and forefinger of one hand, make an "Okay" sign around the base of your penis and grip it firmly. 3. Now start a milking motion towards the end of your penis. 4. When your milking hand reaches the head of your penis, form an "Okay" sign with your free hand and start milking as you did previously with the other hand. Do not milk the head of the penis. 5. You should be able to use both hands to create a continuous milking action, alternating between hands. isn't this called masturbating? because i do this pretty much every night, and my dick is the same size it's always been. __________________ onward to mayhem!

07-26-2009, 04:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
levite Minion of Joss Location: The Windy City	^ ^ ^ \| \| \| Um...yeah...what he said! __________________ Dull sublunary lovers love, Whose soul is sense, cannot admit Absence, because it doth remove That thing which elemented it. (From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)

07-26-2009, 12:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	The only penis exercising I do is kegels. Seriously guys should avoid such type of activity. If your dick is 2 inches long it won't get significantly longer and large dicks are very much eye candy for women, they don't care as long as it functions. Such kinds of "enhancements" reduce sensitivity. I would die if I lost half the sensitivity in my dick.

07-26-2009, 05:13 PM	#9 (permalink)
Bear Cub The Reverend Side Boob Location: Nofe Curolina	I jelq off so much, my schlong should be dragging on the ground behind me. __________________ Living in the United Socialist States of America.

07-26-2009, 05:14 PM	#10 (permalink)
squeeeb part of the problem Location: hic et ubique	i'm jelqing right now reading this __________________ onward to mayhem!

07-26-2009, 06:16 PM	#11 (permalink)
RetroGunslinger eats puppies and shits rainbows Location: An Area of Space Occupied by a Population, SC, USA	I've never thought of pulling on my half-flaccid cock as masturbating, so I wouldn't call it the same thing. I've actually known about this for awhile, but I had the same thoughts as Xerxys in regards to the whole eye candy and sensitivity thing. I figure no one's complained yet. __________________ It's a rare pleasure in this world to get your mind fucked. Usually it's just foreplay. M.B. Keene

07-27-2009, 04:43 AM	#12 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Why don't I hang an ACH full of rocks from my foreskin while I'm at it? __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

07-27-2009, 06:03 PM	#14 (permalink)
ItWasMe But You'll Never Prove It. Location: under your bed	YIKERS!! And I thought breast milk pumps looked scary (and sound scary). __________________ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe

07-27-2009, 06:13 PM	#15 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	If I Jelq my thighs... will I be as tall as Shaq some day?! __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

07-27-2009, 08:44 PM	#17 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Sometimes when I eat... I get up to 165. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

07-28-2009, 01:06 AM	#18 (permalink)
Shauk Confused Adult Location: Spokane, WA	Yeah i read a rather in depth article on this and some guy who actually runs a website promoting this and giving personalized advice + a forum community and all that. It wasn't too flattering, the interviewer basically got to look at the guys dong, confirmed that it was practically a foot long, but didn't neglect to mention it was hard for the guy to get it up and he had all sorts of stretching marks that made it look a lil abnormal. Honestly I think girls would prefer a good looking 5-7 inches vs a deformed 10-12 incher.

07-28-2009, 02:33 AM	#19 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator. Location: Windiwana	i did this when i was 16 or so. total bullshit. edit: just read shauks post..maybe ill try it again and stop at 8 or so (if it fucking works). its not like im too far off. __________________ First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller Last edited by SSJTWIZTA; 07-28-2009 at 02:36 AM..

08-01-2009, 12:51 AM	#26 (permalink)
Strange Famous follower of the child's crusade?	Who would want a 20inch cock? __________________ "Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate, for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain without being uncovered." The Gospel of Thomas

07-28-2009, 09:58 AM	#20 (permalink)
Shauk Confused Adult Location: Spokane, WA	Penis Enlargement: SIZE MATTERS: Salon Magazine Article on Penis Enlargement took me a while to find it, but there ya go. the whole article turns me off of the idea.

07-29-2009, 05:20 PM	#21 (permalink)
Shauk Confused Adult Location: Spokane, WA	no comments? hrmph.

07-30-2009, 04:14 PM	#22 (permalink)
Shaindra Psycho Location: Massachusetts	Well, speaking as a woman, size does matter. Girth, however, matters more than length. This article didn't discuss that. __________________ "Never regret something that once made you smile."

07-31-2009, 01:33 PM	#24 (permalink)
kutulu Junkie	That sounds like a lot of work.

08-03-2009, 04:48 AM	#30 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I want to be hung like a tuna can. What kind of mutilation do I need to engage in to reach this goal? __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

08-03-2009, 05:37 AM	#32 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Too bad I can't fix my face using a similar method. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

08-03-2009, 06:08 AM	#33 (permalink)
Nisses Shade Location: Belgium	You could try? Not sure how long you'll have to massage your face to get semi-tumescent though. __________________ Moderation should be moderately moderated.

08-03-2009, 06:25 AM	#34 (permalink)
Shauk Confused Adult Location: Spokane, WA	just apply mayo to your face and mash with a fork, you'll be half way there in no time.

08-04-2009, 07:18 PM	#35 (permalink)
Redjake I'm a family man - I run a family business. Location: Wilson, NC	how do repeat this hundreds of times while keeping a semi-boner??? this is impossible. you'd have to master the art of mind over matter before you even started fake-wanking it.

08-19-2009, 11:47 AM	#36 (permalink)
kaiserx Upright	hello everyone ! i can assure you that this technique is definitely working... i did it for 1 month combined with kegels ,results: harder, better erections, healthier pennis and one inch plus in length (i didnt measure girth but i think i got an extra 0.5 inch) ... if done properly there is absolutely no danger, only benefits... i forgot to mention: not everyone is gaining so much in so little time , depends on the man , some are gain fast other dont(but they still gain)

08-19-2009, 08:51 PM	#37 (permalink)
Psycho Dad Mulletproof Location: Some nucking fut house.	Damn it. Now I have to try it for a month. __________________ Don't always trust the opinions of experts.

08-19-2009, 08:56 PM	#38 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	So... If I slam my nuts in a car door... will they get bigger? __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

08-19-2009, 09:06 PM	#39 (permalink)
Psycho Dad Mulletproof Location: Some nucking fut house.	Do you need bigger car doors? __________________ Don't always trust the opinions of experts.

08-19-2009, 09:21 PM	#40 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Awh, I was hoping for a "blueberries" joke. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."