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Old 07-20-2009, 03:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Fellas... Pregnant sex?

So fellas, what's your take on sleeping with a woman who's carrying another man's child?

Personally, I don't have a problem with it at all. Hell, makes the boobies bigger and ass fatter :-D. But I can see some guys having a problem with it. So, what's the deal?
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Old 07-20-2009, 03:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm going to give that baby his first concussion.
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Old 07-20-2009, 03:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 07-20-2009, 03:37 PM   #4 (permalink)
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At least you know it's not your kid...
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Old 07-20-2009, 03:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Don't let her husband find out about it
But who's going to hold the camera?
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Old 07-20-2009, 03:45 PM   #6 (permalink)
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So fellas, what's your take on sleeping with a woman who's carrying another man's child?
I'd ask that she set the child down first -- in another room.
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Old 07-20-2009, 03:46 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Pregnant chicks are hot...

They can't get pregnant again...

I approve.
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Old 07-20-2009, 04:04 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Yeah, no. Maybe after the abortion.
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Old 07-20-2009, 04:36 PM   #9 (permalink)
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As long as she's not showing. Pregnant women become disgusting the minute their belly starts to show.
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Old 07-20-2009, 04:39 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Highdro69,

Wait, wait... you picking up pregnant girls on OkStupid already? Jeez.
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Old 07-20-2009, 04:40 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Yeah, no. I'm not interested.
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Old 07-20-2009, 04:44 PM   #12 (permalink)
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As long as she's not showing. Pregnant women become disgusting the minute their belly starts to show.
Completely disagree. Pregnant women are very hot.
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Old 07-20-2009, 05:01 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I have no experience with a pregnant woman who's carrying another man's child, but when Mrs. 123dsa was pregnant it was go time. 4th-7th months were the best.
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Old 07-20-2009, 05:02 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Pregnant women can be very sexy, but I think I'd be weirded out if it wasn't my kid.
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Old 07-20-2009, 05:38 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Preggers is sexy..but only if I would have found the woman sexy in the first place.

I'd be fine with having sex with preggers so long as she was not still involved with the father.
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Old 07-20-2009, 05:51 PM   #16 (permalink)
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It gets even sexier if you jump on their stomach and mung comes out.
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Old 07-20-2009, 05:59 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Pregnant with my child = hot

Pregnant with someone else's = get away from me.
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Old 07-20-2009, 06:06 PM   #18 (permalink)
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It gets even sexier if you jump on their stomach and mung comes out.
Mung? is that a name of a boy or girl in another language or culture?
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Old 07-20-2009, 06:30 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 07-20-2009, 06:31 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Mung? is that a name of a boy or girl in another language or culture?
No, it's the name for the glob that comes out when you push on a pregnant woman's stomach.
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Old 07-20-2009, 06:38 PM   #21 (permalink)
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dlsihs, I knew Bear Cub was setting someone up to walk into that one, I just knew it!!
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Old 07-20-2009, 06:42 PM   #22 (permalink)
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No, it's the name for the glob that comes out when you push on a pregnant woman's stomach.
ROFL

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Old 07-20-2009, 06:43 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Mung: the Other Pro Choice Meat.

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OP: I think it would be acceptable to have a one-nighter with a pregnant woman just for the experience, but don't make it a habit.

Playing with engorged breastestes and dealing with a bite-your-face horny woman that's probably cranked up on hormones? Awesome.
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Old 07-20-2009, 07:16 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Totally not there. My kid, another kid, bleah.

I tried, lord knows, but it gave me the limps. The high-speed distortion of the body of the wife by this being she was growing inside of her completely turned me off. The thought of it (pregnant sex) is a bit nauseating. I did try, different times, because it meant so much to the ex and I was so damned horny, but sex was a total chore and climax difficult to achieve (if achievable at all). I preferred to jerk off in private and long for the days when she was done, healed, and lactating.

Milky full breasts are hot, leaking and overfilling the hand as they swing and squeeze. Purple labia and raw stretch marks, unborn-baby-kicks like puppies under a blanket and vomiting and wierd food urges and mood swings are so un-hot.
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Old 07-20-2009, 07:54 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Kramus, I have much to learn from your experience.

Thank you.
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Old 07-20-2009, 11:06 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Pregnant = sexy (provided ; not pregnant = sexy)
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Old 07-20-2009, 11:10 PM   #27 (permalink)
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^^ You know, you should totally move to the USA. You miss so much in your east of the green-witch time!!
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Old 07-21-2009, 12:13 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Haven't had pregnant sex yet, but am v. much looking forward to it, come the day. I have always thought pregnant chicks are hella hot-- my good friend's wife is due any day now, and it's a damn good thing he doesn't know how much she gives me wood. I have watched pregnant porn and enjoyed it. I'm probably way more ready to do some pregnant fucking than I am to actually be a dad....

I have to presume the baby would be mine, because seeing as how I'm engaged and will be married soon, I don't plan on having sex with anyone besides my soon-to-be-wife from now on....
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Old 07-21-2009, 12:49 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Another man's kid? Not a chance.

I can't wait for mandy to be pregnant, though. As horny as she is now, I can only imagine what all those pregnancy hormones are going to do to her.

kramus, I won't let you fuck up my fantasy. Your post is hereby summarily ignored.
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Old 07-21-2009, 05:48 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Yeah, no. Maybe after the abortion.
Exactly. Fortunately my wife thinks pregnant is gross too, so I don't have to worry about having kids
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Old 07-21-2009, 06:31 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Yeah, no. Maybe after the abortion.
Wouldn't she be sore?

Did always want to try it on one of those stirup tables, though.
Hmmmm.


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Old 07-21-2009, 06:55 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Old 07-21-2009, 10:07 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Wouldn't she be sore?

Did always want to try it on one of those stirup tables, though.
Hmmmm.


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He was given it as a joke, admits to having used it for sex, but keeps it because his nephews and nieces like to play on it!
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Old 07-21-2009, 01:46 PM   #34 (permalink)
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That's why God gave us anal sex.
Besides, the woman will be grateful - it'll stop the hemorrhoids from itching for a while.

(calm down ladies - just kidding!)
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Old 07-21-2009, 02:41 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Sex during pregnancy can be most relaxing, & I'm sure the baby likes it, too.
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Old 07-21-2009, 02:53 PM   #36 (permalink)
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My kid no problem. Pregnant woman are awesomely HOT.
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Old 07-21-2009, 10:02 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Highdro69,

Wait, wait... you picking up pregnant girls on OkStupid already? Jeez.
HAHAHA.
No Cromp, I just made a really bad decision and am dealing with it with humor :-P
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Old 07-21-2009, 10:07 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Maybe you can just pretend it's a food baby for a little while.

Just long enough to sheath the pork sword in those occupied loins.
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Old 07-22-2009, 10:38 AM   #39 (permalink)
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I wouldn't say that pregnancy does anything to make a woman more attractive but I sure as hell wouldn't be waiting that whole time to have sex again. We've had two kids and we were active throughout the whole pregnancy.
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Old 07-22-2009, 10:47 AM   #40 (permalink)
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sleeping with a pregnant chick is hot. it doesn't matter who knocked her up or who's kid she is gonna have. even better if it's not your kid, cause then you don't have to deal with it.
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